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2023-12-01 at 7:28 PM UTC in Buttmaster, the Master of ButtSnail
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Last name Ersworth. First name Butt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-12-01 at 6:39 AM UTC in Buttmaster, the Master of ButtHey! Give me my butt back! It's mine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-21 at 5:11 PM UTC in If you had the chance would you punch ET?No. I would give him a hug and kiss him between the eyes. Keep him in my closet like Drew Barrymore did. Give him how own special candy jar full of Reese's Pieces.too cute just too cute.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-20 at 2:41 PM UTC in Can I move in with a space niggaUnderage pussy
lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-18 at 5:20 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-01 at 3:13 PM UTC in Vindictive Vinny - You have a choice.
Originally posted by Kawkasian Your (so far) refusal to stop posting on your current account and apparent intent to pass the post count of our dearly departed friend Bill Krozby is both abhorrent and ball numbing.
As such I'm going to offer you a choice.
You can be a REAL man and switch accounts before you pass it
Or
You can pass it and I'll leave the forums forever never to return on ANY account…then you'll only have Candy to argue with.
THE CHOICE IS YORS.
Did you really think this was gonna work or was this just your way of telling us you're leaving the site for good? Vinny the gnat would post here all day even if he was the only member left, somehow arguing with himself.
Anyway I'll probably join you in exodus. I keep trying to squeeze Dr. Pepper out of this piece of charcoal of a site and there's just none left.
It's just the gnats now. Forum drama gnats. I think my time here as well is done.
I will stay in communication with the appropriate lovebirds I've met along the way. I'll check my DMs every few weeks perhaps. And that's all she's gonna have wrote. For your health, for you wiiiine.
Fuck I want to leave on a nice looking even number though and just checked that I'll need 900 some posts to get 55,000. That's when I'll leave I guess. To assuage my numeral OCD and give myself time to let out my last gasp of shit posts and tie up loose ends.
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2023-10-27 at 4:26 PM UTC in amazon is slippinnothing is more frustrating than getting shit-canned and buying stamps off the world wide web at 3 in the morning only to have them not arrive during the middle of your hangoverThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-22 at 3:30 AM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 6:25 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the MessiahThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 4:35 PM UTC in The nogging continuesthe cat wants some fucking tuna give him or her some fucking tuna. NOW.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 4:34 PM UTC in Mash is unironically the Messiah*not enough petrol as a teenager
Yeah maybe he just wants to drink smoke and fuck. Maybe that's what we all really want at the end of the day. To drink. And then to smoke. And then, of course, to fuck. In any order, often simultaneously. -
2023-10-28 at 6:06 AM UTC in Best fast rappersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-28 at 4:38 AM UTC in Best fast rappersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-27 at 2 PM UTC in Electrical Brain StimulationOh just you wait I'm gonna expose everything tomorrow at 11:14 and I mean EVERYTHING unless I get a 3-page written apology in my inbox ohhhh this isn't a game anymore I'm serious business just you wait and see the BIG REVEAL Kafka I'm not clowning around this is your LAST CHANCE my word is my bondThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-27 at 2:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Kawkasian 3 or 4…everyone I've taught how to play chess ends up beating me after a couple of months.
Heard. I think I play too aggressively and impatiently nowadays. I used to be more defensive and take my time setting up solid positions, more or less playing it safe and simply waiting for my opponent to make a mistake. Now I just want to make something happen and look for the "kill-shot" as soon as I can, which often gets me into trouble. I need to go back to my roots.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-27 at 12:51 PM UTC in I went to a public, walk-in only thrift store
Originally posted by Kawkasian It's a numbers game, in that you have to go regularly…a 1 time visit is more than likely going to result in disappointment…but if you go several times a week that's when you find the golden egg.
I would just get chummy with one of the employees and give them a list of what to look for, slip em a few greenies on the side. Could even just have them wear a go-pro on their head all day and have a live streaming connection to your work computer so you can just see what they see at all times making sure you never miss any GOLDEN EGGSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-27 at 1:24 PM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-27 at 1:53 AM UTC in Random image threadI'm blind. You'll have to speak up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-27 at 1:50 AM UTC in Random image threadWHAT?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-27 at 12:25 PM UTC in if you met a mentallkyill girlI've got the greatest shits. Nobody produces fresher, steamier shits than I do. I look at my shits and say, wow, this is remarkable. This is unlike any shits we've seen before. And people love them. They can't get enough of them. They gobble that shit right up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
