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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Never have I been more grateful that I'm not some random prostitute in Poland.
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    youre doing it right just keep buying these types of girls any drinks they want for as long as they want. don't ever offer them money for sex or they'll think you're creepy and won't do it. Just buy them drinks and believe everything they tell you.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala

    Lol. I guess that's a wrap. Welcome back to the white house Mr. Trump. May as well just move in now.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I should get off her first.


    ..."You fucked a BIRD?"


    "Yes."
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Damn all my life and I never even looked up the actual video.

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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're the biggest faggot on this site. bigger faggot than 'fag'. bigger faggot than MMQ. or aldra. or lanny. or sophie. YOU are the gayest fucking jackass on this site.

    i cri ery ti
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And the reason is you
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi sandcat do you feline having a drink with me?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enigma wow you're piss poor and old? You must really be a failure at life.

    Surviving and being poor is awesome. It's more of a fun challenge than coasting through life.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    www.motherless.com
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice to meet you, Crispy.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm In my dreams! Hello. Please stay Awhile? 😍

    Ok
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I miss you , I DO! 😍

    It's ok bae. I'm alive and kicking. Heart eyes emoji goes here. One day we will have have a cup of tea together and laugh heartily.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I agree. Same with those little white noise poppers the teenagers throw around my neighborhood during fourth of July SEASON.

    I won't stand for the racket.

    Please die?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've learned the key to life is to just play Rocket League and chess all day every day. Do whatever you want as nothing *really* matters.

    It's a weird underlying feeling to just.. live.. to do anything that makes you happy whilst knowing (yet doing ones best to ignore) the CONSTANT atrocities taking place anywhere at any time.

    "Yo, Wren, wanna go hit up the Aquarium there's a badass DJ there tonight?!"

    "No, I can't, because somewhere near me there is a dog in horrible conditions crying his eyes out, and there's a child locked in it's closet because his parents are all fucked up on meth and don't even remember he's in there."

    "Yeah but it's DJ Solo!"

    "Ah shit ok lol let's fucking gooooooo!!!!!"
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eaten alive by a shark.









    Thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

    Thank you.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Elbow orange cat detected

    no brain cells

    She has one and you know it.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Horse Fucker Man

    He can turn anyone he wants into a horse and then fuck them, or he can turn himself into a horse and fuck whoever he wants, or he can just make himself and everyone else horses and incite a horse orgy.
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