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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Hugging a tiny doge. Roasted broccolini, bacon goat cheese pizza. Beer.

    Thanked for tiny doge and beer.

    I ate a queso burrito at Paradisos and made a room full of strangers sing happy birthday to my mom. Tee hee!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That motherfucker really has 1.2 million view clip from uploading a 7 second clip of charlie?

    Jesus man.

    And yes I think he has teeth now.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eeeek. I had repressed this mammory
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Real men build the dirt bike tracks while the children play on them. I have singlehandedly built over 16 world-renowned tracks and my body is made of soil.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He pooped his pants, didn't he?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ajajsndnejeiekekdbxnxnxnxndjeieejsbsnnanwlaka29383639292737322

    Raj baj take baj mekanmeka meka meka high high mekak hihmney honey ho

    Spooooooooogige gook universe triangle symthesize the synthesizers being

    Broooooo I gotta plateau sigma going on yeah man YEEAHHHHHHHHHH
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Riley Reid and the suger cube fedora babby
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Baby's head under the blanket?

    Baby's arm holding an apple.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Mmqutie, r u regretting ur injection?

    I'm regretting not injecting YOU with my SEED.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai Travis Bickle, simply on the basis that Ronald Reagan was nearly killed because of him.

    Travis Bickle, simply on the basis that

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Yup I have a friend who went on the run from a halfway house during a federal sentence, then on his second last day in the pen they took him to court and arraigned him, he pled guilty and was sent3nced to 30 days but they made him do 20 in a provincial jail then 10 at the halfway house. I've been pretty fortunate with some of the stuff I've seen them do

    It's kinda fucky how different two judges can be. Had a judge when I revoked my probation one time who sentenced me to like 6 months or something and then gave me time served credit for basically all of it with credit from time I spent in treatment like 2 years prior to it. It actually surprised the hell out of me, like how the H does that count as serving time but obviously I didn't argue with him.

    I shouldve gotten his personal information and given him a consentual blowjob
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bengals 24 Rams 21

    If they're really +175 I might throw a few bones on 'em too. Feels pretty 50/50 matchup probably not a bad bet.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I thought maybe she was a super freak and you meant your literal shit. (I didn't really think that, my joke just fell flat as it often does)
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The courts are odd. They sentenced me to 3 years and then I went for a warrant for a simple assault I had committed a year prior, and the judge gave me FIVE DAYS, to be served consecutive to my prison sentence, just to be a fucking dick. So I after I got released from the pen they drove me across the state to this little tiny rinky dinky jail with like 20 total inmates for me to sit my little 5 more days.

    Total waste of time and money. I should have gotten his personal information and murdered him
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LOL that makes me wanna put a bunch of listings for free scrap out in the yard behind my balcony and then just sit in here getting drunk and laughing at a bunch of tweakers showing up roaming around looking for something that isn't actually there. Like bird watching of sorts.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Do you have a Brazilian study? I've already read the Iranian one

    In fact I do but I'm kinda being selfish and keeping it for personal use. Just for now though. Ill keep you abreast.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do they give you a special key to your own special closet and you get free candy reign to do with it as you will just total creative freedom and the ability to just give it your own personal touch and really just make it yours?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What a powerfully wholesome moment of connection we just experienced. I can't stop semening.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Fuck you! Kill yourself you autistic FAGGOT!*"

    *with advanced deep clean sensor
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah in fact you don't have to wash jack shit if you just SMASH all your dishes into the garbage and throw em away.

    There, I did the stupid dishes you stupid nagging fucking BITCH!!!!!!1111
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