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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm going to celebrate by going to the gym and doing some coke while teaching the Muslim doctrine and not giving a shit about anybody's 3 am cheeseburger fetishes while flaunting my wealth and flashing the ghosts that are trying to study.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're a self admitted faggot and the gym has hot sweaty men. These questions are easy .
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would like to add my vote for the space theem
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lmao what a nice sibling. I'm a billionaire man and I'm totally gonna help you out brother. I see you're homeless and scraping to get by day in and day out and get this, I'm gonna give you a totally free pass to go to jail for me and get some food and stuff. I got your back bro.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe just Frosty. "Yo yo what up Frosty the snowman?" would be a tad on the cringey side.
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    I used to fill this guy with snow. Tee-hee.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Ask I_Hate_Niggers, she might remember it. ZONK.

    For some reason when I read ZONK I burst out laughing and I just wanted you to know that. Like I'm creating this sound in my head that's the ZONK but it sounds nothing like a ZONK and more like a... it's almost morbid, like a gong, but the gong is broken and it's in a big hollow room so the acoustics are all fucky and there's a hint of clown horn in there and a tinge of sort of a metallic desperate moaning.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR So, first of all. I have never even heard of a soup recipe with Knöppfla but telling my mom that an American asked me about it will make her day. That's some really local food. That's fucking blowing my mind right now.

    About the taboo things, I have no idea. Incest is prohibited by law and an insult of the highest magnitude. I think that shitporn cliche was made up to dehumanize us during the war.

    People here vote for everyone as long as thei are against pedophiles. The more you have that in your campaigning the better.

    Uhhh, BDSM is pretty wide spread here and our chicks dig anal for the most part.

    I really don't think we have an identity porn wise or with Media in general because everything is Americanized. German porn is trash isn't it? Have you seen our movies? Shit. Pure shit.

    Thank you. I guess I spelled the soup wrong. I don't even know what the word means without looking it up. Dumpling, I'm guessing? That's what the soup is here and it's sooooo good to taste it. We have this little eatery in town called Kroll's diner and that's like their trademark thing is making good... Knöppfla soup. Their 'mascot' or whatever is some old German lady. Another food item of theirs that comes to mind is fleischkuechle. I don't know what it is.

    Why the fuck haven't you been to Berlin? It can't be that far from you. Go to Berlin today dude. Take a picture of the great Berlin TV tower.

    Hmmm what else ?

    Is it just standard to teach English there? Like you're required to learn the language growing up, or did you learn yourself?

    I can't recall any German films I've seen, to be (Ann) frank about it. huehuehue I hate all foreign porn as I feel like I'm not as connected to it. When there's dialogue, I like to know what's going on.

    Post last edited by mmQ at 2016-11-25T18:33:02.515728+00:00
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alcohol IS a truck, and alcohol needs YOU.

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    Gibs me my internet point
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Quiet down, quicksilver.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If most people didn't have jobs their routines probably wouldn't be much different. Unless you are a social flybutter, spare time is all just spent filling in the gaps to alleviate boredom, methinks. For us types, it's internets and vidya games. People like my mom, they like to do things like clean their house, watch those house decorating shows and run errands. Unless you can find a hobby or passion that truly makes you happy and you look forward to partaking in every day, it's just gonna be a routine of trying to keep your mind occupied and avoid boredom.

    Maybe you should work on some new logic pussies or learn how to become a snake charmer.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah fuck you know it's bad when the Northern Ireland Health and Social Care Regional Business Services Organization is watching you.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject How do I find out the speed of my ram

    Get a radar gun and take him out to an open field and put his favorite food off in the distance. :D
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah you remind of you too
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love helping people just so long as it's not my daughter or mother! Fuck that shit!
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject I found another one and went to 28:20 and it wasn't

    I guarantee you that's the correct time. He doesn't appear until like 28:30 but it's definitely him.

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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject Somebody once told me it was S04E02 but I skipped through it and he wasn't on. Maybe try 12? Or 6?

    Good call



    28:20
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby um okay… are you going to see your dead father today? whats your excuse? lol

    "Let's try to be more positive. I'm a people helper." -Doug (derpadew) Craighead

    Truth be told I visit my dead dad far more often than you visit your living daughter. Let that sink in.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So whats your excuse for not visiting your father today?

    I don't have an excuse because I am visiting him today. He's in a wooden urn on me mum's mantle. You gonna try and make fun of that?
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