The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-02-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #7701
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I haven't had a proper sleep in a week and I have been working 12 hour shiftS AND Drinking hard alcohol every night. Fuck niggers
2. 2022-02-05 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #7702
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I haven't had a proper sleep in a week and I have been working 12 hour shiftS AND Drinking hard alcohol every night. Fuck niggers

   
   Stop that. Lucy doesn't deserve you having a psychotic break. Get some sleep and don't you dare post in the drunk Fred another day. Just take a one day break.
3. 2022-02-05 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #7703
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Incessant Stop that. Lucy doesn't deserve you having a psychotic break. Get some sleep and don't you dare post in the drunk Fred another day. Just take a one day break.

   
   If Lucy cared about him she would get her own goddamn job so he didn't have to work so much
4. 2022-02-05 at 9:47 AM UTC

   #7704
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Solstice If Lucy cared about him she would get her own goddamn job so he didn't have to work so much

   
   a woman leaving the house is fucking cringe
   
   im buying vodka and beer tonight.
5. 2022-02-05 at 10:07 AM UTC

   #7705
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
   
6. 2022-02-05 at 10:22 AM UTC

   #7706
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   I sent a pic of "nigger boy cigarettes" over messenger chat and got banned for 24 hours, da fuck?
   
   I didn't realise just how monitored it was.
   
   FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG.
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7. 2022-02-05 at 10:32 AM UTC

   #7707
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I sent a pic of "nigger boy cigarettes" over messenger chat and got banned for 24 hours, da fuck?
   
   I didn't realise just how monitored it was.
   
   FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG.

   
   try to send a message with a dailystormer link in it lol
8. 2022-02-05 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #7708
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   "have you been outside the country, had contact with covid etc"
   
   Me"Yes or no"
   
   "That's the question?"
   
   Me"Oh, sorry"
   
   "It's okay, go on through"
   
   Wut
9. 2022-02-05 at 11:55 AM UTC

   #7709
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   
10. 2022-02-05 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #7710
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Toying with a viral video idea where I buy oreo McFlurries for prostitutes
11. 2022-02-05 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #7711
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Awaking from dreams where I toy with a viral video idea where I buy oreo McFlurries for prostitutes
    
    Nobody will believe me but as I stand here this fucking GNAT just flew below my nostrils and I basically punched myself in the face trying to get it.
12. 2022-02-05 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #7712
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My upstairs neighbor just turned his bathroom fan on and I turned my on louder.
    
    I will fight him
13. 2022-02-05 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #7713
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I keep hitting my head on my light shade. Joys of being 6"3'.
14. 2022-02-05 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #7714
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I keep hitting my head on my light shade. Joys of being 6"3'.

    
    Show me
15. 2022-02-05 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #7715
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Show me

    
    
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16. 2022-02-05 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #7716
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eh. I don't see you hitting your head in the light shade
17. 2022-02-05 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #7717
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That looks like a wasp nest. What even is that
18. 2022-02-05 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #7718
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Hooker just called me a fed bc i asked how much for my boy kevin to get some top. Idk what the prefferred nomenclature is but my feelimgs are hurt and im ready to go home.
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19. 2022-02-05 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #7719
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Eh. I don't see you hitting your head in the light shade

    
    
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    • aldra, 
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20. 2022-02-05 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #7720
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley

    
    /Heart emoji goes here
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