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2022-01-25 at 11:10 PM UTC in PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!I went to apply at this little mom and pop type joint down the road for some potential side income, after seeing a job listing from the same day (today) online. Also when I got there there was a homemade sign on the door saying they were hiring and the for what positions.
Well it just so happens to be cold and windy outside as it often does here and when I walked in, the door didn't close shut behind me and I didn't notice, so I approached the counter where BERT, the husband co-owner, looked at me ANGRILY and TOLD me "hey, close that door."
He didn't fucking smile, or laugh, or politely ASK, he DEMANDED IT. So, fine, whatever. I'm the better person so I politely apologized and said oh yeah if course, sorry man I didn't even notice *small chuckle.*
Anyway there's nobody in the restaurant. Not one fucking customer, and he SIGHS and asks, "just ONE?" as in is it just me eating.
I said "well actually I am just here in response to your online job listing, just wanted to apply and see what you were looking for really. I have tons of experience."
It's very common for me to just get hired on the spot at places like this for that very reason. Well not here.
Then he just got mad again and sort of muttered "yeah I think we already filled all the positions" and I sort of hesitated and said "really? All of them?" Because it said they were hiring for cooks, dishwashers, prep cook, server... And he says YEP.
So he was obviously lying as the listing was from the same fucking day and I know they didn't get a shit ton of people just suddenly sprinting in there to apply. He just didn't like me or something because I left his stupid fucking door open on accident.
Well he missed out on my BOAT LOAD of experience and say what you will but I'm an amazing cook/kitchen worker, and I do a good job, I'm efficient, I stay busy, and I'm smart enough to maintain my composure better than some fucking random kids.. but anyway. I hate this guy now.
So, what I'm doing is making a whole bunch of fake Facebook profiles and I'm gonna run his rating down to 1 star and leave a shit ton of bad reviews on their business page, from all sorts of different people young and old all different walks of life, ALL of them each having has their own unique, HORRIBLE experiences there.
This guy I just created, LAROLD, well he has traveled the WORLD and been to THOUSANDS of little mom & pop joints like this but this one here was FAR AND AWAY the worst experience he has EVER had. And that's just the first guy.
Stupid FUCK!!
If you have any suggestions or little blurbs I can copy and paste as fake reviews, feel free to help Wren out. Tee hee. It's just a little restaurant lunch type joint that closes at 2pm every day. All the other bad reviews talk about how their biscuits and gravy taste sour and almost rancid so if you do decide to write up a quick little fake review for me, keep that in mind.
Thank you!
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2022-02-04 at 6:44 PM UTC in the girl SWIM wants is a lesbian>dating exclusively girls since high school
>wonders if it's a college lesbian phase
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2022-02-04 at 6:41 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestFuck, seriously man? You want me to dig through the bag and pick out all the FLATS? Fuck that you get what I give you. Begone!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 6:40 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s Poorest"Yee gimme dem flats dawg." Like that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 6:03 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestI watched a video the other day of some chikins getting released from their coop into what was presumably their first time seeing snow. They walked out following their leader who took about 10 steps and did a nopenopenope and turned around ran right back into the coop and the others followed.
Quite wholesome I cried deeply.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 5:32 PM UTC in Food Prices Approach Record Highs, Threatening the World’s PoorestI've never in me loife wanted to see a bunch of chickens running around sudo's potato patch more than I do at this very moment.
I'm YEARNING.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 3:23 AM UTC in How can make meth?If you buy it and then set up a little pretend chemistry lab with some glasses and straws then you can put the meth in front of you and pretend like you're making it and it feels real when you're done and you have real meth it's like a PlaySkool play dough spaghetti factory but not at allThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 11:37 PM UTC in Solstice is scamming the system by receiving Medicaid benefits while still earning well over $40k off the books...Everyone just needs to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and perform their own medical procedures on themselves as well as make their own medications and stop relying on others to fix their problems. So sad.
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2022-02-03 at 11:49 PM UTC in Should I be worriedI worked with a kid named Tyler he was 19 yrs old and moving to the country and gonna work at a dollar tree. He was excited when a TikTok video of his got 20 views one time and laughed at all of my "dad jokes." Definitely the coolest Tyler in existence. Sorry Tyler the creator you've got some competition on your hands.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 3:50 AM UTC in Solstice is scamming the system by receiving Medicaid benefits while still earning well over $40k off the books...I haven't been to the doctor hospital in at least a year and the last time I went was when I had a weird back pain for a few days and literally had to crawl around my place like a caterpillar because it was too painful to stand up. I was kinda scared that's how I was gonna be for the rest of my life but they gave me some shit tier muscle relaxers and I was fine the next day.
If I get this hospital job I'm gonna gain access to the medicine cabinet and open up my own bootleg medicine shoppe out of my apartment balcony.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 3:32 AM UTC in Solstice is scamming the system by receiving Medicaid benefits while still earning well over $40k off the books...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 3:36 AM UTC in Solstice is scamming the system by receiving Medicaid benefits while still earning well over $40k off the books...
Originally posted by Sudo I'm just quoting this post to see what it looks like framed because I really feel the need to hang it somewhere prominently like above a doorway similar to mistletoe where people can kiss each other under and maybe have some accidental physical mishap like bonking heads during kissing or wrapping the muzzletoe into a noose so your family finds you hanging with your dick out on christmas morning which was listed as an unlikely way to die with extensive coverage Asa final gift of a payout to your family from this shitty cynical health care system homie
Yeah it's for sure the new live laugh love of the 2020s, I was hoping someone might just make into the 21st century fox movie logo and make a big statue of it to replace the Christ the Redeemer in Rio de JaneiroThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 3:20 AM UTC in Solstice is scamming the system by receiving Medicaid benefits while still earning well over $40k off the books...
Originally posted by Sudo I find they're better for Anti inflammatory pain but don't really get a buzz. I'm a filthy junkie though and I just want to be comfortably numb. I have a very addictive personality. I'm glad I was never hard into Fentanyl because it has no "legs" and only lasts a short amount of time. I could see right away how people overdose so frequently off it, you do one dose then keep chasing as it leaves your system. Injecting would be Russian Roulette on a good day. The whole pharma system is designed to keep you dependent on it. Healthy people don't pay the bills. SWIM discovered a loophole in the system which may have just been using two provider to provide 60 and 70% of some coverage so he was able to exploit it for a few measely thousand dollars over a year when he was alot healthier than he is now. Don't even feel bad should probably do it again
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 12:06 AM UTC in Should I be worriedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-04 at 12:07 AM UTC in Should I be worriedThe Zoomers are just doing it for the pure love of the game. LolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 11:51 PM UTC in I need money. Paypal me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 7:04 PM UTC in Italian teacher sets himself on fire to protest the vaxxThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 5:41 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 5:19 PM UTC in I went to jail onceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 4:08 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you know the first group is lying when they say the answer is true it is pretty easy to believe another group when they say the answer is false.
Or both groups are lying and exaggerating "truths" in order to try and discredit the other. I'm just posing the question is all. At the end of the day we have to trust these people and take them at their word.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
