"Yee gimme dem flats dawg." Like that.
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I watched a video the other day of some chikins getting released from their coop into what was presumably their first time seeing snow. They walked out following their leader who took about 10 steps and did a nopenopenope and turned around ran right back into the coop and the others followed.
Quite wholesome I cried deeply.
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I've never in me loife wanted to see a bunch of chickens running around sudo's potato patch more than I do at this very moment.
I'm YEARNING.
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2022-02-04 at 3:23 AM UTC
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How can make meth?
If you buy it and then set up a little pretend chemistry lab with some glasses and straws then you can put the meth in front of you and pretend like you're making it and it feels real when you're done and you have real meth it's like a PlaySkool play dough spaghetti factory but not at all
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Everyone just needs to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and perform their own medical procedures on themselves as well as make their own medications and stop relying on others to fix their problems. So sad.
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2022-02-03 at 11:49 PM UTC
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Should I be worried
I worked with a kid named Tyler he was 19 yrs old and moving to the country and gonna work at a dollar tree. He was excited when a TikTok video of his got 20 views one time and laughed at all of my "dad jokes." Definitely the coolest Tyler in existence. Sorry Tyler the creator you've got some competition on your hands.
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I haven't been to the doctor hospital in at least a year and the last time I went was when I had a weird back pain for a few days and literally had to crawl around my place like a caterpillar because it was too painful to stand up. I was kinda scared that's how I was gonna be for the rest of my life but they gave me some shit tier muscle relaxers and I was fine the next day.
If I get this hospital job I'm gonna gain access to the medicine cabinet and open up my own bootleg medicine shoppe out of my apartment balcony.
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Originally posted by Sudo
A parasite in paradise
These 4 words feel very eminemy
A parasite in paradise
I analyze your parents' heights
Celcius or farenheits
I hate degrees I hate my life
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Originally posted by Sudo
I'm just quoting this post to see what it looks like framed because I really feel the need to hang it somewhere prominently like above a doorway similar to mistletoe where people can kiss each other under and maybe have some accidental physical mishap like bonking heads during kissing or wrapping the muzzletoe into a noose so your family finds you hanging with your dick out on christmas morning which was listed as an unlikely way to die with extensive coverage Asa final gift of a payout to your family from this shitty cynical health care system homie
Yeah it's for sure the new live laugh love of the 2020s, I was hoping someone might just make into the 21st century fox movie logo and make a big statue of it to replace the Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro
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Originally posted by Sudo
I find they're better for Anti inflammatory pain but don't really get a buzz. I'm a filthy junkie though and I just want to be comfortably numb. I have a very addictive personality. I'm glad I was never hard into Fentanyl because it has no "legs" and only lasts a short amount of time. I could see right away how people overdose so frequently off it, you do one dose then keep chasing as it leaves your system. Injecting would be Russian Roulette on a good day. The whole pharma system is designed to keep you dependent on it. Healthy people don't pay the bills. SWIM discovered a loophole in the system which may have just been using two provider to provide 60 and 70% of some coverage so he was able to exploit it for a few measely thousand dollars over a year when he was alot healthier than he is now. Don't even feel bad should probably do it again
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.
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2022-02-04 at 12:06 AM UTC
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Should I be worried
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Just about to go viral and make him enough TikTok money so he never needed to work again.
Assuming TikTok pays for views.
I actually don't think they do. I don't think they have ads like youtube.
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2022-02-04 at 12:07 AM UTC
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Should I be worried
The Zoomers are just doing it for the pure love of the game. Lol
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2022-02-03 at 11:51 PM UTC
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I need money. Paypal me.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Of course…I'm a fucking know all remember.
Do you know where Pocahontas's nudes are and have you retrieved them accordingly?
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2022-02-03 at 5:41 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by stl1
The truth.
If only Republicans could find their way back to it.
You're dumb.
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2022-02-03 at 5:19 PM UTC
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I went to jail once
Originally posted by Wariat
Nonsense.
Now you're thinking like
Albert Fish wario.
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2022-02-03 at 4:08 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
If you know the first group is lying when they say the answer is true it is pretty easy to believe another group when they say the answer is false.
Or both groups are lying and exaggerating "truths" in order to try and discredit the other. I'm just posing the question is all. At the end of the day we have to trust these people and take them at their word.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Are they responsible for Caesars Palace being torn down also?
That's really sad that they're gonna completely demolish Caesar's Palace and turn into something entirely different with a new name and everything. Just heartbreaking to hear that it's 100% gonna happen.
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2022-02-02 at 11:32 PM UTC
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Whoopi's Oopsies
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