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2022-04-13 at 7:55 PM UTC in Do you feel that you still possess a zest and a zeal for fucking negroes?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-13 at 7:16 PM UTC in Wren's Things you Find on the Ground Threadd
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2022-04-13 at 7:18 PM UTC in Wren's Things you Find on the Ground Threadd
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2022-04-11 at 2:47 PM UTC in Nigger...
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2022-04-12 at 12:30 PM UTC in MID LIFE BULLSHITThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-10 at 12:59 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionI have the Jurrasic Park theme song in my head and I hope you do too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-08 at 9:38 AM UTC in What if your parents named you "Son Antonio" and your brother "Son Francisco"?
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2022-04-09 at 10:48 PM UTC in BRAIN TEST: How do you see the picture?
Originally posted by Sophie You need people to take a test before you can judge them? Do you have a stack of tests in your purse when you go out in case you meet new people? Hi nice to meet you please take this test. Lol.
I do. It's a 22-page questionnaire extravaganza that I give to everyone I exchange words with for any reason whatsoever. I force them to come to my place and I eagerly jack off while I watch them fill it out in it's entirety; usually takes about 8-24 hours depending on a variety of circumstances, and then I thank them, crumple their paper and myself into a ball, climb with it into my already broiling oven, and jill myself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-07 at 8:02 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-04-07 at 4:28 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I played this caveman style word guessing game last noight and volunteered to be on the team with my mom and stepdad who can both be a little slow at times.
The point of the game is to get your team to guess words but you cant say the word yourself and you can only speak with one syllable words, no gestures or rhymes or anything like that.
Anyway one of my words was 'chicken' and after they got that-- 'chicken nuggets' and I said 'me want to eat at drive thru fast food... Four piece.. Ten piece... Small bird eat.
And they're like "chicken fingers! Chicken strips! Chicken tenders!" saying everything but fucking chicken NUGGETS, and I just kept getting louder out of frustration yelling "ME WANT FAST FOOD SMALL BIRD TEN PIECE!!!" and they just couldn't get chicken nuggets in their head, meanwhile the other team who can see my word to make sure I don't cheat, are all LTBO (laughing their butts off) because it's so obvious. It took the entire round just for them not end up guessing it and I EXASPERATEDLY said "fuckin chicken NUGGETS you two, JESUS FUUUUUCK!" and then I had a frustrated laugh and we all laughed even though I was still actually upset that they couldn't guess it. The end. Thank you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-04 at 4:11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Good. I went with sister act up to devil's lake for my grandma's 90th birthypoo. Wholesomeness did intensify. Plus it felt nice to hug her and talk to her and make an appearance with a lot of family, something I hadn't done in a while. Of course everyone was at least seemingly happy to see me. Little boost of confidence for my anxiety anyway. That is all. Had a BBQ sandwich and acquired a 60mg nerds gummy from a cousin on the way home. All good things circular circular
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2022-04-03 at 6:35 AM UTC in Pro Tips For Fucking More Niggers...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-04 at 8:17 PM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apd
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2022-04-04 at 3:33 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Do you think it would be difficult to be a police officer and essentially not allow your badge and potential authority over others to get to your head?
Like I would like to BELIEVE that if I hypothetically were a cop, I would be a 😎 one. The kids on the streets would refer me to as Uncle Wren because I'd always stop to shoot some hoops with them in their respective driveways as I patrol my beat.
I like to think I'd watch my area with diligence and respond to all matters with extreme efficiency. I would ignore all obvious trap houses and drug dealings, garnering the respect of those individuals without ever once talking down on them, threatening them, or lording my authority over them. In fact, I would do all this simply by a nod of the head and a quick wave of the PEACE SYMBOL; no words, ever.
I would respond to all domestics by politely knocking and waiting for the door to be opened by any occupants, never knocking overly loudly or aggressively or demanding anything. Id simply announce myself as officer Wrenald and "I'd just like a quick word and I'll try and get out of your hair and on my way."
If nobody answered I would assume it's because someone is dead having been bludgeoned to death by a spouse or family member, and I would kick the door in in one fell swoop, gun drawn, and shoot everyone in sight that isn't dead, directly in their stomachs, incapacitating them temporarily while I didn't call for backup and thought about what to do next.
I would come to the conclusion that I may as well enjoy the moment while it lasts, and so if approach each still living individual and if they were able to, offer them the opportunity to explain the situation from their perspective and help me release I've perhaps made a mistake.
Shortly after they start talking I would stare into their eyes earnestly listening to their pleas for a few moments then I'd shoot them in the forehead. At no point will I have displayed my badge, or uttered a single word regarding my authority.
I'd then call for backup with a little embellishment, maybe just as simple as a "it was like this when I got here, I don't know. Just send EVERYONE."
Then I'd reload my weapon, walk outside. Approach any 'lookey-loos' that might be standing nearby, and also shoot them in their foreheads.
When backup arrived, I'd quickly beckon as many officers toward me to debrief them of the massacre, this telling them "It was all me. And for no reason either... Ha."
Then I'd shoot as many as them in the forehead as I could before saving a final bullet and turning the gun on myself.
And aside from my announcement as officer Wrenald, I never mentioned my authority, never abused it, and never showed a badge.
edited to add a gif of the identical way I would be as a copThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-04 at 3:42 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I can’t tell if you’re serious. The police are decent here. There was a black kid in America got shot dead by police for the same thing I did but nothing happened to me.
Some of it was serious. But yeah, I'd say about half the police are decent here. Probably a little less.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-03 at 2:48 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Btw I didn't think it was a stupid statement. I just wanted you to feel like I was being rude and be in a mildly confrontational state of mind when you read my response. Did it work?
No because I know you well enough. And ultimately I know you knew what I meant and I think I know what I meant. 😬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-03 at 2:36 AM UTC in Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)Come to think of it I don't know if if I've ever purchased a donut in my entire life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-03 at 2:35 AM UTC in Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)Every time I buy a donut I ask for a receipt and file it my filing cabinet under 'D'. Just in case.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-02 at 4:19 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-03 at 1:58 AM UTC in Coins from Pool TablesYou should become the bigger shark. Laugh at his measly 20. We doing BENJAMINS or nothing, BITCH. STRAIGHT 8. CALL YOUR SHOTS. SCRATCH IS BALL IN HAND. FUCK OFF!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
