Originally posted by CandyRein
Apparently there's no UFC this weekend… don't know how we mixed that up lol…wonder what would be a good movie to watch instead…
Make your own UFC. Get wine drunk AF and just start throwing haymakers.
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2022-03-12 at 12:42 AM UTC
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You definitely did the smartest thing which is to ask this community for advice.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I thought it was way more than 3% of the ocean that is declared uncharted at this time but then again I'm not Jacques Fargo: turtle whisperer and hunnit millionaire explorer. Do your horses go diving with you?
You're right, it's way more than 3% but I'm not gonna lie and pretend like I've actually explored ALL of it. And yes, my horses explore with me. They are highly experimental horses with genetically modified horse gills.
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I own a horse stable full of the finest thoroughbred uh.. stallions and mares and whatevers. I am a day trader by night and a night trader by day, with a 9-figure portfolio. I am genuinely able to communicate with turtles both land and sea variety, and I've explored 3% of the ocean that scientists still declare as unexplored.
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My sister rented out a warehouse thing and is hosting a big Texas hold'em tournament tomorrow night. Bunch of other ACTIVITIES too- table games, darts, bean bags (corn hole for you FAGGOTS), random shit. She's P kewl. I'm gonna play in the tourney $40 buy-in, 40 players or so, even though I haven't played poker in close to 2 years. Ill still probably win because I'm gonna wear my lucky wolf mask and just because of my raw SkillZ.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Its crazy people apparently actually believe The myth that shoplifting from multi millionaire dollar conglomerates is the excuse the executives use to raise prices. Those same executives laugh about how much of a cuckhold you'd have to be to believe that while they're on the golf course and then don't even tip their caddies
It's actually pretty insulting NOT TO shoplift from these shitlords. It's as if to say-- oh, no no, please continue to figuratively rape your employees and everyone you know, that's totally fine with me and not only is it fine, I ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT IT. I will GLADLY pay 7 dollars for a bottle of toothpaste because I hate money and I know that you love it. HAVE ALL MY MONEY, I have to get back to work now. Thank you good sirs
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I wanna get a mob of people together and just bum rush a Versace/ designer store and overwhelm them with BODIES. just grab a few purses and whatever else and make an easy 10k+ in a matter of a minute or two. No, I would not feel bad. #HAMDLE DAT FAM
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Originally posted by Sudo
When things are really bad I put on a false sense of entitlement and self destruct
When things are really bad, I think about you and touch myself.
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The secret is eating an apple a day, idiots.
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2022-03-28 at 4:17 PM UTC
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Ahh yes. Classic prison technique- do your neighbor a couple big favors without asking for anything in return. Next thing you know, you are MORALLY OBLIGATED to return the favor, and whhhoooo boy are you gonna be in for a surprise when you hear what those favors are. It ain't gonna be gonna as cute and simple as cutting his grass back for him one time, no sir-e. If he tries to do a nice thing again I suggest stopping him in his tracks and beating the shit out of him, and let him know you're not playing his bitch ass punk ass shoulda died when you was a baby ass games, fucking MAGGOT. don't be letting old man rivers there tryn take for you a yarn
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2022-03-12 at 7:48 PM UTC
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Originally posted by theshroomguy
they're fucked up' lives
They are fucked up lives
Have you considered burning them?
I think what you should do is instead of making their problems, your problems, you should make your problems, their problems.
Get NASTY with it. Shit everywhere don't even use the bathroom anywhere just shit and piss wherever you are whenever you have to go.
Eat food and leave all sorts of crumbs around.
Take the garbage bag out of the garbage bin and puke a bunch into the bin.
Things of that nature
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2022-03-28 at 11:15 PM UTC
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Its 90 minutes long. Shrek in it's entirety.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
How's your beloved Biden and his clown posse of radical leftists workin' out for ya?
Me and him have both already admitted Biden is a retarded cringe-house who is doing a horrible job. There's no shame in admitting that. The true shame comes from pretending you were/are right about something even when everyone else plain as day can see it isn't true.
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When I was a kid my friend always told me these things were from meteors hitting the earth.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Thought I saw you wearing a NO MORE MALARKEY 2020 hat, at one point.
I've been wearing that hat since the early 90s.
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