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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ You know the drill. You gotta be dumb ignorant or naive to claim to KNOW there isn't some type of god/diety responsible for this creation. And of course on the same token you have to be pretty dumb ignorant or naive to think you know that there is, and moreso, who exactly it is.

    fAITH?
  2. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    do you guys think it is even possible for a late 30s man and a 15 yr old girl to be in love and be together or want to be?
  3. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's actually something that old world shamans and the like did, it's supposed to allow more oxygen flow to the brain and permanently alter consciousness (even if you don't fuck it up and take a chunk out)

    It’s called trepanation, it’s an ancient practice that’s still done today. Trepanning is one of the first operations ever carried out by mankind and goes all the way back to Neolithic times. Trepanning is in fact a procedure still used in neurosurgery today.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJm_OVJ_pQ
  4. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ...
  5. Beating up my neighbor again
  6. Nile bump
    "The Incoherence of the Incoherence"

    heh the snarkiness
  7. Ibn Rushd was a brilliant guy who saw clearly. Sometimes I feel bad for such guys. Today I have a level of access to information that would have made those guys cry.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nile "The Incoherence of the Incoherence"

    heh the snarkiness

    you got drunk and passed out outside and got frostbite and lost your hands lolololol
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    nigger
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wtf is the united white peoples party?

    https://clevelandmemory.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/collection/press/id/5497/
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    nigger
  12. Originally posted by WellHung nigger

    You are a nooger.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Dick and coke
  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fat black dicks penetrating wariats asshole and urethra till he's dead.
  15. Cum slinging
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I wasn’t on anything when I was awake 38 hours but now I’m like too scared of not being able to sleep again, only had one can of monster today and won’t take smart drugs for awhile.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you think it would be difficult to be a police officer and essentially not allow your badge and potential authority over others to get to your head?

    Like I would like to BELIEVE that if I hypothetically were a cop, I would be a 😎 one. The kids on the streets would refer me to as Uncle Wren because I'd always stop to shoot some hoops with them in their respective driveways as I patrol my beat.

    I like to think I'd watch my area with diligence and respond to all matters with extreme efficiency. I would ignore all obvious trap houses and drug dealings, garnering the respect of those individuals without ever once talking down on them, threatening them, or lording my authority over them. In fact, I would do all this simply by a nod of the head and a quick wave of the PEACE SYMBOL; no words, ever.

    I would respond to all domestics by politely knocking and waiting for the door to be opened by any occupants, never knocking overly loudly or aggressively or demanding anything. Id simply announce myself as officer Wrenald and "I'd just like a quick word and I'll try and get out of your hair and on my way."

    If nobody answered I would assume it's because someone is dead having been bludgeoned to death by a spouse or family member, and I would kick the door in in one fell swoop, gun drawn, and shoot everyone in sight that isn't dead, directly in their stomachs, incapacitating them temporarily while I didn't call for backup and thought about what to do next.

    I would come to the conclusion that I may as well enjoy the moment while it lasts, and so if approach each still living individual and if they were able to, offer them the opportunity to explain the situation from their perspective and help me release I've perhaps made a mistake.

    Shortly after they start talking I would stare into their eyes earnestly listening to their pleas for a few moments then I'd shoot them in the forehead. At no point will I have displayed my badge, or uttered a single word regarding my authority.

    I'd then call for backup with a little embellishment, maybe just as simple as a "it was like this when I got here, I don't know. Just send EVERYONE."

    Then I'd reload my weapon, walk outside. Approach any 'lookey-loos' that might be standing nearby, and also shoot them in their foreheads.

    When backup arrived, I'd quickly beckon as many officers toward me to debrief them of the massacre, this telling them "It was all me. And for no reason either... Ha."

    Then I'd shoot as many as them in the forehead as I could before saving a final bullet and turning the gun on myself.

    And aside from my announcement as officer Wrenald, I never mentioned my authority, never abused it, and never showed a badge.



    edited to add a gif of the identical way I would be as a cop
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  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you think it would be difficult to be a police officer and essentially not allow your badge and potential authority over others to get to your head?

    Like I would like to BELIEVE that if I hypothetically were a cop, I would be a 😎 one. The kids on the streets would refer me to as Uncle Wren because I'd always stop to shoot some hoops with them in their respective driveways as I patrol my beat.

    I like to think I'd watch my area with diligence and respond to all matters with extreme efficiency. I would ignore all obvious trap houses and drug dealings, garnering the respect of those individuals without ever once talking down on them, threatening them, or lording my authority over them. In fact, I would do all this simply by a nod of the head and a quick wave of the PEACE SYMBOL; no words, ever.

    I would respond to all domestics by politely knocking and waiting for the door to be opened by any occupants, never knocking overly loudly or aggressively or demanding anything. Id simply announce myself as officer Wrenald and "I'd just like a quick word and I'll try and get out of your hair and on my way."

    If nobody answered I would assume it's because someone is dead having been bludgeoned to death by a spouse or family member, and I would kick the door in in one fell swoop, gun drawn, and shoot everyone in sight that isn't dead, directly in their stomachs, incapacitating them temporarily while I didn't call for backup and thought about what to do next.

    I would come to the conclusion that I may as well enjoy the moment while it lasts, and so if approach each still living individual and if they were able to, offer them the opportunity to explain the situation from their perspective and help me release I've perhaps made a mistake.

    Shortly after they start talking I would stare into their eyes earnestly listening to their pleas for a few moments then I'd shoot them in the forehead. At no point will I have displayed my badge, or uttered a single word regarding my authority.

    I'd then call for backup with a little embellishment, maybe just as simple as a "it was like this when I got here, I don't know. Just send EVERYONE."

    Then I'd reload my weapon, walk outside. Approach any 'lookey-loos' that might be standing nearby, and also shoot them in their foreheads.

    When backup arrived, I'd quickly beckon as many officers toward me to debrief them of the massacre, this telling them "It was all me. And for no reason either… Ha."

    Then I'd shoot as many as them in the forehead as I could before saving a final bullet and turning the gun on myself.

    And aside from my announcement as officer Wrenald, I never mentioned my authority, never abused it, and never showed a badge.

    I can’t tell if you’re serious. The police are decent here. There was a black kid in America got shot dead by police for the same thing I did but nothing happened to me.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I can’t tell if you’re serious. The police are decent here. There was a black kid in America got shot dead by police for the same thing I did but nothing happened to me.

    Some of it was serious. But yeah, I'd say about half the police are decent here. Probably a little less.
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  20. Kafka sweaty
    I’m a bit shook I didn’t notice that girl was mental sooner, didn’t notice irl. Now I have this icky feeling I had to deal with that. She’s saying I owe her money for the ticket I never asked her to buy me. I haven’t blocked her yet because I haven’t thought of what to say yet. Foh isn’t enough.
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