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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    President Thomas Jefferson: A Rapist Pedophile
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Would you say your friend is being "outfoxed" by these lockpicking foxes?

    It all sounds like a bunch of henhouse horseshit if someone were to have gone ahead and asked me.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Recently two teenage girls from the state of Uttar Pradesh were gang-raped and found hanging from a tree after they left their village home to go to the toilet.


    Hopefully these other girls can learn a lesson from this. Get a toilet for your home, or get raped. It's not complicated. They're basically ASKING FOR IT.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here's what Iearned from the google translate app

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what I like about this particular thread in any of its incarnations across the carcasses of zoklet is that it's my own retarded genetic legacy. it's like giving birth to someone with downs syndrome except they exist in an indeterminate eternity that spans space and time and it will yell slurs at you.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she killed herself to blame her man ?

    Yep. Spiteful as fuck.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how bout this.


    What about it?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is what real mixed marital arts look like.


    You can tell she did it herself just to get him in trouble. Sick, sick world.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna open a lesbian only pharmacy called The Bearded Clonazolam.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thanks for the write-up op I'm gonna house an entire bottle tonight for funzeez and ha-has.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Truck fight!!

    Imagine actually complaining about gas prices. All my wealthy republican uncles do this too. Fuck I had to spend 0.0001% of my net worth on gas today!! Fuuuuucking bullshit!! Then, to top things off, the goddamn steak and ostrich appetizer at LeMuave's Fine Eatery was marked up an extra five FUCKING DOLLARS to 29-!!! How am I expected to live like this???!! I'm gonna be homeless in not time at all!! Fucking JOE!!!!!!!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I really wanna see Nile fingerblast an Instagram model with those digits

    I feel like they would break off inside of her and get stuck.

    I also now wonder what a frostbitten vagina looks like.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember when I used to work at Papa Murphy's and they had a washer and dryer to wash the shirts and aprons and all the aprons would bundle into this big extremely tight knot bundle that was very frustrating to undo, and for whatever reason the management never did anything to fix it. It was JILL. stupid bitch. She gave me a 15 CENT raise after like 6 months even though was one of their best workers and EXTREMELY efficient, plus I was just fun to be around in general. I'm gonna find her TODAY, and burn her alive in her own oven. Hopefully she has kids so I can first make her watch while I burn them too.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh. For me it's that icing you get with toaster strudels. I like to pack it in there just filled to the BRIM.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I wonder what my dreams would be like if I ate a bag of shrooms before bed.

    I've done it. They become very normal almost as if you're not dreaming at all. One time I dreamt for 6 hours straight that I was stuck at a red light.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Stop lying. His voting record clearly shows he voted to demand Trump's tax returns, knowing full well Trump isn't a criminal. You know what you call that? Treason.

    Stop lying.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I like that word …Chauldron ….I got some things in the Chauldron…

    Thanks it's a good word but don't let auto-correct make into a proper nouns. It's a chauldron. A large pot used for boiling children. Nothing more and nothing less. :)
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