I am feeling CONTENT.
I walked by a cop on my way home and he stared at me as I was going by as though I was suspicious so I did the "the fuck are you looking at?" gesture to him and he looked away. I was hoping he would've gotten triggered and tried to harass me maybe hoping to find drugs in my backpack.
Come to think of it, there is often times a police vehicle chilling in that parking lot so from now on I'm gonna bring fake drugs in my backpack and fake paraphernalia and act super sketchy when I walk by in order to get them to falsely arrest me. Good idea Wren. Thank you, Wren.
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I add butt to every cat that I interact with at least semi-regularly. Of course there was Chootie Butt. And now there's Hilde Butt, and my other feline friends such as Matty Butt, Calida Butt, and Stairwell Butt.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Putting chopsticks in my bun because I just went Chun li .. effortlessly ❤️
Thought you said chopsticks in your BUM and did a little double-take like daaang candy's been drinking wine and spilling her fetishes! But alas, I was mistaken.
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Originally posted by WellHung
i don't understand this.
In all things in life, good or bad, when in doubt:
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Originally posted by Kafka
I don’t get that, do children even have personalities or do you just mean issues affecting them later in life? I thought I didn’t start forming mine until I was 13, especially humour. Do you mean your beliefs?
I’m confused now.
I mean more of our subconscious personality.
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Originally posted by WellHung
You are no longer pupil, you are mentor. Why not impart your wisdom to me, and other posters? We are struggling.
Be happy and don't have problems.
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2022-05-01 at 7 PM UTC
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Get happy or gtfo
I go to see the new Batman movie and go to the REFRESHMENT counter to get an ice cold Coca-Cola and this bitch behind the counter is all "iS pEpSi oK?'and it took everything in my power not to knock her ass out right then and there amirite or amirite I mean get serious if I wanted a Pepsi I would've asked for a Pepsi fuckin get out of town get REAL
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Originally posted by WellHung
No. if my therapist saw my thread/post history, lol. Random samples, a few times. These days it's on Zoom.
Are you afraid of what she might say if she saw? You can't experience holistic healing and improvement by keeping secrets. The insights she might gain by reading your posts and interactions could very well be life-changing for the better, but that would require you to go out of your comfort zone. I think the best thing you could do for your own well-being is getting uncomfortable with your therapist. That's where the true change comes from.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
What's that thing laying on the ground?
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Setting up a new phone because I accidentally broke mine when I fell down the parking ramp stairs last night oopsy faisy!!
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I don't trust no barkeep 'don't have a few drinks throughout the day/night. It's pretty customary to offer a complimentary shot to your regulars and often times take one with them as a token of appreciation and celebration to good times.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Look, folks, We got another spineless coward who is severely mentally ill but chooses to ignore it and not receive professional help. It's a theme around here.
This is a thinking error. I learned that in my second professional treatment experience at the age of 18, at the youth correctional center of North Dakota.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
*thanks* but it’s wren baby
Girl you so crazy, I think I wanna have yo baby.
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Yeah you should have a character named Poncheaux that lives alone in the sewer systems when he isn't working 90 hours a week down at the hatchery, of which he donates away his entire paycheck for the betterment of others while sacrifice his own well-being and surviving off the bare essentials.
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2022-04-30 at 11:12 AM UTC
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Just ran from the cops 😎 🚔
Originally posted by Lodger Free
Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.
If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.
However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop.
Try the stop sign scam where you go out and openly film people obviously rolling through stop signs then block their path and threaten to report them unless they pay you half the amount of the fine they'd end up getting if you did. I suppose that's blackmail or extortion but who cares and people will pay. Not to mention you're helping to reduce crime and keep the streets saferm
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Originally posted by troon
Guys, on an unrelated note, which one applies to you if you're passed out drunk?
1. I can easily be roused by noise around me.
2. I can be roused by shaking and calling my name.
3. I can sleep through a slobbering rapist pounding my ass.
jw
For me, 2, but I'll usually pretend to be asleep anyway just in case it's a #3 and I get free anal pounding.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Prescription painkillers and soft kittens with warm wooly mittens ❤️
A bunch of POWER 🐈 kittens that don't stop purring but it's a soft quiet purr and they spend all day playing with toys and one another to your amusement, always one or two being SILLY GEESE on or around your body and shoulders, resting their tiny kitten bodies against your neck just slow purring away. All is well, good things.
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A bunch of folks that go around suturing others in a suture clan led by none other than futureman. And they give you a free egg 🥚
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Originally posted by Kafka
If I go along with it not to hurt her feelings then I'm leading her on. If I reject her then she'll be offended. Screams
When in doubt, burn her alive in your or her oven. Just in case. You might be saving your own life.
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2022-04-29 at 2:28 AM UTC
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Should I kms
Believe that when you die, you just sit alone in a pitch black room in the middle of nothingness, your body naturally stays just as nurished as necessary to keep you alive, otherwise you're in constant hunger and thirst pains that only get worse but you'll never have access to food or water ever again. Your body detoriorates to the lowest cusp in which to still maintain a semblance of itself. You have to sit, INDIAN STYLE, crouched down as the ceiling is two-feet high. You feel every ache and pain in every possible nerve and joint and muscle, the entire time. This continues for eternity, and then repeats, eternally. Forever.
Just think about that before you decide to do it.
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