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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Beating a girl that is trying to tie you up at gunpoint is obviously not frowned upon the same way that a standard 'wife beater' is. You should have avoided the police altogether and beaten her, mercilessly, and in fact you still should. Find her right now and beat her to a PULP for causing all this mess in the first place. It's her fault. ALL OF IT, and she needs to LEARN.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just woke up I'm gonna smoke some resin and play cards then go back to bed then get up again and go to work and get a bunch of overtime then spend it all on field mice.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grab his dick and twist it!!

    TWIST HIS DICK OFF!!!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Somehow your kitty looks more like you than you look like yourself.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pee Wees Playhouse
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Celebrating my birthday with a wide array of festivities.

    Thanks!
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Just a couple of BANGERS for old toimes sake. Please don't enjoy all at once.
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    Oopsy daisy !
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Usually 12-15 big waves and 1-2 airplane shots when I'm partying at HOEM. at da club, I'm all over da place with the alcoholic hodgepodge of delight.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made a lady turbin, thanks.

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wut the hell is even that

    What is even things anymore
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More than being known for, say, his prose style or his richly plotted narratives, Murakami is beloved for the genre he has created, his own particular take on magical realism, recognizable by tropes like pasta, cats, an oppressive sense of loneliness, and secret worlds that coexist in or beside our own.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've closely studied the movements and habits of every fox on the planet. My documentation proves an average fox can dig a tunnel under a quail coop in exactly 40 minutes.

    Why then did you not account for the foxes looking around to make sure they're safe?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley show your full body, not a face shot, pussy.

    That would take away from the roast. I actually have a really nice BOD.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what sub_mod would do.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a/s/l
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by UNSUB It means Strawberry Fields Forever

    I don't care if you just made that up it's too wholesome not to thank. Thanks. 😊
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse What a bitch. Murdered herself just to frame that innocent man.

    Deez bitches do be cray tho FAM frfr no cap
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All of Houston is the hood. And yes, I've had persons of color road rage at me, I've been threatened with a knife by a darkened fellow and my ears are assaulted EVERY DAY by their stupid "music" at volume 1000000 as they drive around looking for white 70yr old women to carjack.

    Signed
    Irate in Houston.

    So you moved to the desert to complain about sand? Loud music and knife fights are a daily occurrence here too and we don't have a single black person that lives in our community.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bill Clinton: a rapist pedophile on the Lolita Express.

    And he even murdered a man.
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