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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I did wake up once with a hard little rabbit turd in my bed, about the size of a shelled pistachio.

    Thank you
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Could also declare it a "non-committed" boner.

    Did you get a Bonner when you watched the Hunter Biden laptop videos?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just ate a fistfull of acid 420 let's goooo
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung 🤭😏

    I always thought when you use 🤭 it was a little face plugging it's nose because something was stinky. Have I been mistaken? Do you use it as a little GIGGLE face?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Beating a girl that is trying to tie you up at gunpoint is obviously not frowned upon the same way that a standard 'wife beater' is. You should have avoided the police altogether and beaten her, mercilessly, and in fact you still should. Find her right now and beat her to a PULP for causing all this mess in the first place. It's her fault. ALL OF IT, and she needs to LEARN.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just woke up I'm gonna smoke some resin and play cards then go back to bed then get up again and go to work and get a bunch of overtime then spend it all on field mice.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grab his dick and twist it!!

    TWIST HIS DICK OFF!!!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Somehow your kitty looks more like you than you look like yourself.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pee Wees Playhouse
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Celebrating my birthday with a wide array of festivities.

    Thanks!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Just a couple of BANGERS for old toimes sake. Please don't enjoy all at once.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Oopsy daisy !
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Usually 12-15 big waves and 1-2 airplane shots when I'm partying at HOEM. at da club, I'm all over da place with the alcoholic hodgepodge of delight.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made a lady turbin, thanks.

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wut the hell is even that

    What is even things anymore
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More than being known for, say, his prose style or his richly plotted narratives, Murakami is beloved for the genre he has created, his own particular take on magical realism, recognizable by tropes like pasta, cats, an oppressive sense of loneliness, and secret worlds that coexist in or beside our own.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've closely studied the movements and habits of every fox on the planet. My documentation proves an average fox can dig a tunnel under a quail coop in exactly 40 minutes.

    Why then did you not account for the foxes looking around to make sure they're safe?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley show your full body, not a face shot, pussy.

    That would take away from the roast. I actually have a really nice BOD.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what sub_mod would do.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a/s/l
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