Yeah one of many such as this other joke that asks what is a vampire's least favorite room? The living room. *uncontrollable cacophonous vampire laugh*
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
really, their movies are my favorite
Well sure, Walmart had some amazing prices on things too
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Nothing better than directly shooting unprotected hot loads bareback directly into 18 year old birthday pussy.
I am not sexually attracted to you; you're only 17 years and 364 days old. I'm not a chomo pervert.
One day later...
You are so fucking young hot tight sexy and fresh I wanna take you to PLOW TOWN, you adult, you.
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Originally posted by Kafka
Did you have a heart attack?
Is that a common thing that happens after a heart attack, that you red crescent rashes on your butt cheeks?
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Fuck I would so gladly live in a tiny apartment if my rent was paid. That sounds nice. I have mastered the art of contentment it doesn't matter where I am I will make it work and I will be happy so if also I get free money technically speaking, that'd be cool. No strings though. I don't like strings.
Good job Nile I'm glad your making progress for yourself. You got meth, money, a home. That's all you need.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
Repent and ask Jesus to guide us all to paradise
Our planet is coming to the end of existence
You don't think he's already guiding us? Yee of little faith.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
You're missing soul sadly makes you unaware.
But repent to the true creator of all and you may dodge the second death which your gnashing teeth can not undo in the after world
Ok.. and what does
that mean?
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2022-05-06 at 3:17 AM UTC
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lol I'm having a heart attack 😅
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Remember seeing me at that one bar? That was p cray.
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Originally posted by Sudo
That's what I was thinking too. To react or not to react is the question
I was in the penzo with a guy who had an autistic son and was driving while high on pills on parole and a 70 something year old veteran escaped from a hospital and ran out in traffic in front of his car. This was in a city where there are alot of vets and they're revered for their servcie and prescription pills.
He kept driving, a warrant was issued and he was arrested and ended up getting 2.5 or 3 years. I was in a program with him and he talked about it and he was still pretty sour about it and really thought the guy was suicidal and from reading articles about it, it definitely seemed like he was. He just kept driving because he was high and ended up getting time over it. I think he appealed it but lost. Fucked up world. Maybe that raccoon was a suicidal vet. I honestly thought about putting it out it's misery when it twitched but then I remembered I am not the man to make that call
Yeah that's the weird thing about intoxicated driving. Like if I'm just over the legal limit driving home just fine and you, four sheets to the wind four times over the legal limit are blackout drunk walking home and you saunter out into the street in front of me in front of my green light, and I smoke you, I'm obviously gonna take the rap and all the blame. I think if a drunk driver kills a drunk pedestrian that it should cancel out and nobody gets in trouble.
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Here's a picture of me and MYYYYYYY girlfriend, her name is Alma. She graduated from Harvard when she was 11 and she now runs her own candle making store and sells DMT out the back shed, fucking love that BISH
This is for you Matty P add it to your collection.
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Originally posted by WellHung
God Damn you are so fucking fine, Leon. You English lads are so handsome. 😍🥰
I wish you would open up and take a fresh hot new pic to share with us.
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Nah I came across this documentary about trolling and they were interviewing this community of trolls that were really dedicated and their favorite was trolling posts where people died and lost loved ones and they'd say just your generic shit like hahaha good they deserved it. And then the documentary guy asked them why they do it and they said 'for the lulz' and the documentary guy said 'yeah I know but truly, why?' and they were silent and couldn't give an answer. It was kind of funny actually they claimed to be ELITE TROLLS but they didn't even know why they were doing it and the obvious psychological trauma that had actually happened in their own life to cause it, they were totally oblivious to. It almost made me feel bad for them
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Lanny harassed you for months??
No she meant that he's rich and on the spectrum.
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Originally posted by Sudo
I was driving at night a country road earlier and a raccoon rushed in front and I put on thr breaks and kinda tried to swerve but it was still moving and ran under right front tire and made a sound. I drove for a Lil bit then decided to go back and got out and the raccoon twitched. I went over and kicked it and it didn't move. I kept staring at it for a while and figured it was either dying or playing dead and either way I should leave it. I drove off and felt shitty and really wanted to saw off the foot I kicked it with.
I learned that I should have anticipated it would keep moving and perhaps trying to allow it to go under the SUV would have been a better idea. I also definitely shouldn't have gone back
I will accept all advice on what to do in this situation next time because I believe that was the largest woodland creature I've ever killed with an automobile
Next time just grimace and say "fuuuuck" then brace yourself, accept the inevitable, and just keep on your same path and speed and whatever happens, happens, no swerving or breaking.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Picture Robert Kardashian mixed with every member of system of a down? How badly does that tear you up inside?
Request sent, MYPAWNISGONE.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
do u know the diff between a garbanzo bean and chickpea?
You've never had a garbanzo bean in your mouth.
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Ope nevermind I have 3 and 1/2 beers I'm good to go thanks everyone for the thoughts and prayers
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If Elon Musk buys Twitter
It doesn't matter cuz THE SINGULARITY is gonna happen real soon, so just go ahead and hope for the best but prepare/assume for the worst.
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