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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck I would so gladly live in a tiny apartment if my rent was paid. That sounds nice. I have mastered the art of contentment it doesn't matter where I am I will make it work and I will be happy so if also I get free money technically speaking, that'd be cool. No strings though. I don't like strings.

    Good job Nile I'm glad your making progress for yourself. You got meth, money, a home. That's all you need.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Repent and ask Jesus to guide us all to paradise

    Our planet is coming to the end of existence

    You don't think he's already guiding us? Yee of little faith.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lodger Free You're missing soul sadly makes you unaware.

    But repent to the true creator of all and you may dodge the second death which your gnashing teeth can not undo in the after world

    Ok.. and what does that mean?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Less like Paper Mario
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol I'm having a heart attack 😅
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Remember seeing me at that one bar? That was p cray.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo That's what I was thinking too. To react or not to react is the question

    I was in the penzo with a guy who had an autistic son and was driving while high on pills on parole and a 70 something year old veteran escaped from a hospital and ran out in traffic in front of his car. This was in a city where there are alot of vets and they're revered for their servcie and prescription pills.

    He kept driving, a warrant was issued and he was arrested and ended up getting 2.5 or 3 years. I was in a program with him and he talked about it and he was still pretty sour about it and really thought the guy was suicidal and from reading articles about it, it definitely seemed like he was. He just kept driving because he was high and ended up getting time over it. I think he appealed it but lost. Fucked up world. Maybe that raccoon was a suicidal vet. I honestly thought about putting it out it's misery when it twitched but then I remembered I am not the man to make that call

    Yeah that's the weird thing about intoxicated driving. Like if I'm just over the legal limit driving home just fine and you, four sheets to the wind four times over the legal limit are blackout drunk walking home and you saunter out into the street in front of me in front of my green light, and I smoke you, I'm obviously gonna take the rap and all the blame. I think if a drunk driver kills a drunk pedestrian that it should cancel out and nobody gets in trouble.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here's a picture of me and MYYYYYYY girlfriend, her name is Alma. She graduated from Harvard when she was 11 and she now runs her own candle making store and sells DMT out the back shed, fucking love that BISH

    This is for you Matty P add it to your collection.

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung God Damn you are so fucking fine, Leon. You English lads are so handsome. 😍🥰

    I wish you would open up and take a fresh hot new pic to share with us.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah I came across this documentary about trolling and they were interviewing this community of trolls that were really dedicated and their favorite was trolling posts where people died and lost loved ones and they'd say just your generic shit like hahaha good they deserved it. And then the documentary guy asked them why they do it and they said 'for the lulz' and the documentary guy said 'yeah I know but truly, why?' and they were silent and couldn't give an answer. It was kind of funny actually they claimed to be ELITE TROLLS but they didn't even know why they were doing it and the obvious psychological trauma that had actually happened in their own life to cause it, they were totally oblivious to. It almost made me feel bad for them
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lanny harassed you for months??

    No she meant that he's rich and on the spectrum.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I was driving at night a country road earlier and a raccoon rushed in front and I put on thr breaks and kinda tried to swerve but it was still moving and ran under right front tire and made a sound. I drove for a Lil bit then decided to go back and got out and the raccoon twitched. I went over and kicked it and it didn't move. I kept staring at it for a while and figured it was either dying or playing dead and either way I should leave it. I drove off and felt shitty and really wanted to saw off the foot I kicked it with.

    I learned that I should have anticipated it would keep moving and perhaps trying to allow it to go under the SUV would have been a better idea. I also definitely shouldn't have gone back

    I will accept all advice on what to do in this situation next time because I believe that was the largest woodland creature I've ever killed with an automobile

    Next time just grimace and say "fuuuuck" then brace yourself, accept the inevitable, and just keep on your same path and speed and whatever happens, happens, no swerving or breaking.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Picture Robert Kardashian mixed with every member of system of a down? How badly does that tear you up inside?

    Request sent, MYPAWNISGONE.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster do u know the diff between a garbanzo bean and chickpea?

    You've never had a garbanzo bean in your mouth.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ope nevermind I have 3 and 1/2 beers I'm good to go thanks everyone for the thoughts and prayers
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It doesn't matter cuz THE SINGULARITY is gonna happen real soon, so just go ahead and hope for the best but prepare/assume for the worst.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am feeling CONTENT.

    I walked by a cop on my way home and he stared at me as I was going by as though I was suspicious so I did the "the fuck are you looking at?" gesture to him and he looked away. I was hoping he would've gotten triggered and tried to harass me maybe hoping to find drugs in my backpack.

    Come to think of it, there is often times a police vehicle chilling in that parking lot so from now on I'm gonna bring fake drugs in my backpack and fake paraphernalia and act super sketchy when I walk by in order to get them to falsely arrest me. Good idea Wren. Thank you, Wren.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I add butt to every cat that I interact with at least semi-regularly. Of course there was Chootie Butt. And now there's Hilde Butt, and my other feline friends such as Matty Butt, Calida Butt, and Stairwell Butt.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Putting chopsticks in my bun because I just went Chun li .. effortlessly ❤️

    Thought you said chopsticks in your BUM and did a little double-take like daaang candy's been drinking wine and spilling her fetishes! But alas, I was mistaken.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung i don't understand this.

    In all things in life, good or bad, when in doubt:

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