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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I remember when I used to work at Papa Murphy's and they had a washer and dryer to wash the shirts and aprons and all the aprons would bundle into this big extremely tight knot bundle that was very frustrating to undo, and for whatever reason the management never did anything to fix it. It was JILL. stupid bitch. She gave me a 15 CENT raise after like 6 months even though was one of their best workers and EXTREMELY efficient, plus I was just fun to be around in general. I'm gonna find her TODAY, and burn her alive in her own oven. Hopefully she has kids so I can first make her watch while I burn them too.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Two specially designed tube ovens on wheels with nice clean tempered glass windows, that I can put a body in each feet first so their faces are right up at the window looking out. I'll see their eyelids open so they're forced to stare at one another the entire time as theyre respectively slowly broiled to death. Heehee
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What about a hatch in the top so you can Waterboard them one at a time while the other one watches, insuch a way that it cools them down a bit and prolongs their broily death?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo What about a hatch in the top so you can Waterboard them one at a time while the other one watches, insuch a way that it cools them down a bit and prolongs their broily death?

    Consider it done. I will gladly take any suggestions to improve and prolong the torture. That reminds me of my ideal torture of freezing and burning someone back and forth back and forth for 75 years straight.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really wanna see Nile fingerblast an Instagram model with those digits
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes

    Is It a transferable skill?

    I don't see how that would help you where I work. Actually that's not true there is an outside company that does all the cleaning including in the break rooms they clean the coffee machine and make coffee.

    Except sometimes they start cleaning and make coffee DURING BREAK and I just stand there staring at them like "seriously??"

    You should take your coffee skills to the industrial world.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I really wanna see Nile fingerblast an Instagram model with those digits

    I feel like they would break off inside of her and get stuck.

    I also now wonder what a frostbitten vagina looks like.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I feel like they would break off inside of her and get stuck.

    I also now wonder what a frostbitten vagina looks like.

    I think we just conceived a new kind of porn: frostbitten native finger fucking. I already came
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  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Is It a transferable skill?

    I don't see how that would help you where I work. Actually that's not true there is an outside company that does all the cleaning including in the break rooms they clean the coffee machine and make coffee.

    Except sometimes they start cleaning and make coffee DURING BREAK and I just stand there staring at them like "seriously??"

    You should take your coffee skills to the industrial world.

    only to compatible devices.

    financial world is where it should be.
  10. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I love getting my ass filled.

    Fag.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fag.

    That didn't turn me on kid
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  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.

    Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley That didn't turn me on kid

    I laffed
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.

    Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.

    Nig that is 100% the right move. You're gonna look back and be proud you did this
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids.

    Helping them score dope? Youu are a true noble. I always try to make friends with handicapped disabled people and not judge them in fact they are usually the best customers for illegal substances and are overlooked by others.

    So what that this girl has midgitism and looks like a downey, maybe she wants to get high too
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  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Nig that is 100% the right move. You're gonna look back and be proud you did this

    Thanks bro

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Helping them score dope? Youu are a true noble. I always try to make friends with handicapped disabled people and not judge them in fact they are usually the best customers for illegal substances and are overlooked by others.

    So what that this girl has midgitism and looks like a downey, maybe she wants to get high too



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  17. Ants in the garden ? Run a hose from your bbq gas cylinder and put it into the ants nest and turn it on, just a little, remove hose and carefully light the hole… what could possibly go wrong??

    Skip to 20 seconds or so.
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just listened to "once in a lifetime" by talking heads 4x in a row staring at David byrnes body and facial movements trying to detect some sort of code. I think I'm gonna get super autistic witit
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  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I just listened to "once in a lifetime" by talking heads 4x in a row staring at David byrnes body and facial movements trying to detect some sort of code. I think I'm gonna get super autistic witit

    I loved the soundtrack David Byrne did for Wallstreet 2

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  20. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.

    Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.

    Bum blasters shouldn't be left alone with kids.
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