2017-08-22 at 3:32 AM UTC
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Ice cream man
Originally posted by Dargo
Says the grown man who wants to operate an ice cream truck.
I think you have to be a grown adult to operate an ice cream truck business.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Implying DW's wife is Bryan Cranston and DW is a garage roof in New Mexico. Wow. Wowowiwiwiwkwiwwowiwiwow!
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Hangin' with Mr. Doorframe
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2017-08-21 at 7:29 PM UTC
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BUS BOYYYYYS
Originally posted by Totse 2001
"Rape is not a joke" or some statement close to that..
But in the description I said or mentioned that the humor didn't reflect my opinoon… I shouldn't of made it a public thread. I just used imgur as a photo dump for a thread on here. I should of used tinypic but it's a pain to go through that shitty capcha thing.
spend time on a shitty capcha and not worry about people trying to piss on you.
What do you do for a living, Mmq r u employed, stay home dad, stay home mom, on welfare.. what is your story?
I cook. I'm a cooker. No kids. One Chootie.
It was just kind of a bland statement so I was wondering. Like if I said 'wow, people at grocery stores are fucking sex FIENDS!' you might want to inquire further or ask for clarification.
Oh, and, you're not the predictable one. That would be Jill 'post nigger dick pics retard' the Car.
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2017-08-21 at 1:50 AM UTC
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NIS Private Club
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
This so how I know it's fake panny
What about the part where he said he was fake Panny? Did that tip you off at all too?
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you work the register for long enough to fill it with cash then when the time is right you shove all the money into your pocket and run.
youll never have to work a cash register again and youll be rich.
Nigger^
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2017-08-21 at 7:44 AM UTC
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Hey cockboys
Anyone here wanna be my 2000th?
I'll lick your nigger tip.
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2017-08-21 at 4:54 AM UTC
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Psychology Question:
Get one of those balancing bracelets so when the hypnotherapists attack you you can stay steady and on point.
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2017-08-20 at 1:49 AM UTC
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Ice cream man
Originally posted by infinityshock
read what he posted. he literally searched for nigger dick.
and then literally found you were the overwhelming #1 fan and devotee to said nigger dick.
You win!
*ROAROUS, chaotic applause from crowd of black men*
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2017-08-20 at 1:34 AM UTC
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BUS BOYYYYYS
Oh are you going to see the the majesty of space's elcipse of the solar varietع؟
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2017-08-14 at 2:08 AM UTC
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I hate God/
Originally posted by greenplastic
That doesn't make any sense
I'm saying, something is always your God, whether it's a religious entity you believe in, or otherwise. Everyone has a belief, and that belief is their god.
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
A prostitute addicted to heroin. What can go wrong?
She could get hit by a bus, for one.
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Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar
What makes you think that your worth my thoughts?
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2017-08-17 at 12:55 AM UTC
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The Murdering Nazi at Va Rally
Originally posted by infinityshock
he has more hair than I do.
That's because you're a pussy ass bitch.
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2017-07-19 at 11:08 PM UTC
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"Car Shopping"
Garage hopping is far more profitable. Side doors on garages. Around here every other one is open. Inside, along with almost always guaranteed unlocked vehicle/s, is also potential for other random items of value, such as power tools, electronics, and if you're lucky, a fridge full of booze. :)
It's been found that many women who park in the garage at night also leave their purses in their vehicle, for the record. If not, and if one was willing to be bold, they could slowly and oh so gently try opening the door from the garage to the house, and with a cell phone light it would be simple to find the purse on a nearby counter.
Lastly, depending on the fucks you've to give, and your situation, in-garage vehicles will almost always have keys in them, and so the potential to commandeer that vehicle is always there. This pretty much involves the understanding that you're going to have to either try to open the garage door manually and quietly, or simply use the electric opener and get out of there quick enough to get away before anyone inside hears.
Clearly that should be used for scenarios such as trying to get to another city or state for free, if you're running away or wanting to drive down to Californ IA and let Lanny take you to pound town. That or if you knew if a chop shop that you could immediately dump the vehicle off to and earn some solid cash for relatively little work.
And yes always steal the change it adds up quick.
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2017-08-14 at 9:38 PM UTC
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Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Haven't eaten breakfast in 40+ years. Lunch neither. I only eat one meal a day: supper. The less toxic poisons from the crony capitalists you put in your body, the healthier you will be, and the longer you will live. I am as fit as any 30-year-old, and my mind is just as clear and sharp.
You've also smoked capitalist cigs your whole life. That cancels out the good work you were doing with the not eating lunch.
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2017-08-15 at 2:55 AM UTC
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The civil war begins NOW
What a bunch of losers. Why aren't these people sitting at their homes drinking ales and talking shit to people online, like normal people? HOW EMBARRASSING!
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2017-08-14 at 2:43 AM UTC
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Midnight kitty
Originally posted by infinityshock
fapping rape victim
Wow you're really getting bad at this.
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2017-08-14 at 2:46 AM UTC
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Midnight kitty
Originally posted by infinityshock
when im done fapping to him im going to fap to you
then im going to fap to both of you at the same time
K. Do you presume I give a shit? Fap away cringe boy.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TwEwSc4Tsf
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Although I never forget you're from England, I still read your posts in my own accent, so it's fun to be reminded of how you actually sound when you're saying it or thinking it. Same with aldra and the Aussie accent.
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