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2017-08-17 at 4:12 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myselfLet tell me you tell this Falco, from the horse's mouth, straight and narrow like a straightened arrow, a little proverb my dear old private butcher used to recite to me each and every time I went to his corridors to gather product, without fail.
He said, well.. what e said was simple yet you might say.. perplexing, and though I feel like I understand it now, hundreds of times listening to him speak his little saying it took me.
The truth is, even though I heard him hundreds, thousands of times maybe, it was definitely the first time he looked into my eyes, really no emotion, and recited it, and then is when he'd purse his lips and form a grin not unlike the Grinch.
It fucking scared me. It was remarkably sinister the first time he made that goddamn face and I burst out laughing from my nerves but it wasn't funny at all.
When I heard it again, and then again, each routine the same, same speech, same wretched smirk, I did grow used to it and began to really try and unwrap the deeper and truer meanings of his words. All the same, a twinge of fear jolted through me every fucking time. His goddamn face. I honestly don't know why I didn't just let him go, the whole time was peculiar, my decisions, everything really.
When I think about it now I get its honesty, and perspective, and most importantly the harsh reality behind his words, I think you would like them, or at least find them intriguing enough to muse over.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-23 at 1:41 AM UTC in Older hippy guy got salty at the store earlier
Originally posted by Panthrax that looks good. all the grocery stores here in kansas give u free plastic sacks. I know they used to ask if u wanted paper or plastic bags now they just give u plastic ones.
I bet that guy was some kind of jedi and they tainted his Haram pickle-only bag or something.
LuigiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-22 at 11:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSmoking a cigarette watching a grown man on a riding lawn mower chase a little kid on a bike through a parking lot.
OK.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-22 at 3:32 AM UTC in Ice cream manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-18 at 7:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-21 at 8:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSHangin' with Mr. DoorframeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-21 at 7:29 PM UTC in BUS BOYYYYYS
Originally posted by Totse 2001 "Rape is not a joke" or some statement close to that..
But in the description I said or mentioned that the humor didn't reflect my opinoon… I shouldn't of made it a public thread. I just used imgur as a photo dump for a thread on here. I should of used tinypic but it's a pain to go through that shitty capcha thing.
spend time on a shitty capcha and not worry about people trying to piss on you.
What do you do for a living, Mmq r u employed, stay home dad, stay home mom, on welfare.. what is your story?
I cook. I'm a cooker. No kids. One Chootie.
It was just kind of a bland statement so I was wondering. Like if I said 'wow, people at grocery stores are fucking sex FIENDS!' you might want to inquire further or ask for clarification.
Oh, and, you're not the predictable one. That would be Jill 'post nigger dick pics retard' the Car.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-21 at 1:50 AM UTC in NIS Private ClubThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-21 at 8:16 AM UTC in How do tell my new employer i'm too much of a fuckboi to work the cash register?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-21 at 7:44 AM UTC in Hey cockboysAnyone here wanna be my 2000th?
I'll lick your nigger tip.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-21 at 4:54 AM UTC in Psychology Question:Get one of those balancing bracelets so when the hypnotherapists attack you you can stay steady and on point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-20 at 1:49 AM UTC in Ice cream manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-20 at 1:34 AM UTC in BUS BOYYYYYSOh are you going to see the the majesty of space's elcipse of the solar varietع؟The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-14 at 2:08 AM UTC in I hate God/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-18 at 1:01 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-16 at 9:23 PM UTC in Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-17 at 12:55 AM UTC in The Murdering Nazi at Va RallyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-19 at 11:08 PM UTC in "Car Shopping"Garage hopping is far more profitable. Side doors on garages. Around here every other one is open. Inside, along with almost always guaranteed unlocked vehicle/s, is also potential for other random items of value, such as power tools, electronics, and if you're lucky, a fridge full of booze. :)
It's been found that many women who park in the garage at night also leave their purses in their vehicle, for the record. If not, and if one was willing to be bold, they could slowly and oh so gently try opening the door from the garage to the house, and with a cell phone light it would be simple to find the purse on a nearby counter.
Lastly, depending on the fucks you've to give, and your situation, in-garage vehicles will almost always have keys in them, and so the potential to commandeer that vehicle is always there. This pretty much involves the understanding that you're going to have to either try to open the garage door manually and quietly, or simply use the electric opener and get out of there quick enough to get away before anyone inside hears.
Clearly that should be used for scenarios such as trying to get to another city or state for free, if you're running away or wanting to drive down to Californ IA and let Lanny take you to pound town. That or if you knew if a chop shop that you could immediately dump the vehicle off to and earn some solid cash for relatively little work.
And yes always steal the change it adds up quick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-14 at 9:38 PM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Haven't eaten breakfast in 40+ years. Lunch neither. I only eat one meal a day: supper. The less toxic poisons from the crony capitalists you put in your body, the healthier you will be, and the longer you will live. I am as fit as any 30-year-old, and my mind is just as clear and sharp.
You've also smoked capitalist cigs your whole life. That cancels out the good work you were doing with the not eating lunch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-15 at 2:55 AM UTC in The civil war begins NOWWhat a bunch of losers. Why aren't these people sitting at their homes drinking ales and talking shit to people online, like normal people? HOW EMBARRASSING!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
