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How do tell my new employer i'm too much of a fuckboi to work the cash register?

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    Don't gimme any bullshit about how I can do it cause I can't, its at a huge university, I'll get heckled, roasted and dissed all the time and i'll freeze up and forget what to do when theres a big line and it'll be a disaster. How do I explain it to them?

    Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-08-20T05:45:16.064146+00:00
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    chronic anxiety
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Quit.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Yep. Crippling anxiety.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    running till is the best thing. any unaccountable gain is your gain.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Yep. Crippling anxiety.

    thats how you get fired
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    are you fucking kidding me actor?

    you need to get your shit together and quit being such a pussy
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    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant thats how you get fired

    not if you are a valuable employee in other aspects. If its a promption you can ask to get moved to a different dept
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    you work the register for long enough to fill it with cash then when the time is right you shove all the money into your pocket and run.

    youll never have to work a cash register again and youll be rich.
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    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 not if you are a valuable employee in other aspects. If its a promption you can ask to get moved to a different dept

    you are a valuable employee if you can do all tasks required
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    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 not if you are a valuable employee in other aspects. If its a promption you can ask to get moved to a different dept

    if your "chronic anxiety" prevents you from accomplishing simple tasks, there's not much hope for your job

    quit being a bitch actor and just do it so you can get practice. practice talking to people. who cares if you fuck up at first? nobody. and a fucking cashier in a college town? thats perfect, wait til college girls are buying beer for their parties and chat them up and eventually you'll get invited
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    yeah just practice i used to be a faggot about it too
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    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant you are a valuable employee if you can do all tasks required

    it depends on the business. Ive never been a cashier in my life because I denied promotions to cashier and took other promotions instead. these jobs are usually full of unmotivated and lazy teenagers so if you work hard they will let you move wherever you want to keep you. many places there is no need for you to be cross-trained as a cashier

    dont tell them you have anxiety of course, you have to be tactical. I would say that the promotion was not enough money and then would say i would rather be moved to X department instead. This is at department stores/grocery stores/warehouses with a storefront. A smaller business you would probably need to be cross-trained but I have never had the issue. anyway thats my experience

    also actor arent you 30? you should be working a better job than cashier. Why dont you get a factory job?

    Post last edited by Discount Whore 2.0 at 2017-08-20T21:51:55.740053+00:00
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Don't gimme any bullshit about how I can do it cause I can't, its at a huge university, I'll get heckled, roasted and dissed all the time and i'll freeze up and forget what to do when theres a big line and it'll be a disaster. How do I explain it to them?

    Post last edited by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick at 2017-08-20T05:45:16.064146+00:00

    Tell them you have situational anxiety from past experience.
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    Originally posted by greenplastic are you fucking kidding me actor?

    you need to get your shit together and quit being such a pussy

    You are what you are
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic are you fucking kidding me actor?

    you need to get your shit together and quit being such a pussy

    I read I this point and stopped. This is the end thread. If you can't run a fucking till you DO need to die.

    My first job ever, formally, was a take and bake pizza joint and I was 14 when I started. I couldn't work after 7 due to laws and I had school so I worked all these 4-7 shifts, and all I did sometimes, ALL I DID, was run that till. And ran it I did. Like a little boy pushing buttons manipulating the tides of the goddamn seas.

    Lol it wasn't that dramatic but the point is, that place had a line out the dang door, daily dude, and I killed it on the cash register and you can too, cuz it's fun cuz, hitting the appropriate buttons like a baws .

    Just take a register home to practice. Ringing people up for things is fun. M gonna get back into it now that you yu mention it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you work the register for long enough to fill it with cash then when the time is right you shove all the money into your pocket and run.

    youll never have to work a cash register again and youll be rich.

    Nigger^
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you work the register for long enough to fill it with cash then when the time is right you shove all the money into your pocket and run.

    youll never have to work a cash register again and youll be rich.

    but by then he'd want more. he'd want access to the company safe.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Give them a link to this thread.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just imagine them all in their underwear and you'll be fine.
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