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2017-08-07 at 9:51 PM UTC in What's the rarest drug you've tried?For real who has eaten full Dramamine bottles? That's the epitome of teenage cringe highs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 8:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 8:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 7:38 PM UTC in Disciplining your furr babbyI went to the petrol station and bought a newspaper without intending to. When I got home I couldn't resist rolling it up and plumping it on Chootie's nose a few times, for being a bad Kitty bitty, even though she wasn't being bad. She liked it though, so calm down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-06 at 2:24 AM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.
Originally posted by infinityshock he stated '4 - 5'…that IS a list you fucking retard. those '4 or 5' are actual, physical beings…the epitome of a list, you fucking retarded retard.
x a million
Carl: "Hey there Jimbo! Got that list you were asking about."
Jimbo: "Oh? Perfect timing actually. I don't need a lot of names remember, just 4 or 5 NiS USERS that aren't complete trash."
Carl: "Haha yeah I know you already mentioned that, anyway I got the list. Ready?"
Jimbo: "Ready as I'll I've ever be AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
(moment of cringe silence)
Carl: "Right... Ok, so, I figure maybe 4-5 of them aren't total shit. That's what I came up with."
Jimbo: "I agree, that's why I wanted you to make a list."
Carl: "Well, there ya go boss. I like making lists for you, I'd be happy to anytime."
Jimbo: "OK that's nice but uhm, the list of non-garb members, what is it?"
Carl: "I just told you M8. Maybe 4-5 of them."
Jimbo: "I need a goddamn LIST, Carl. Do you know what a list is, Carl??"
Carl: "B-but..4-5 of the-"
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2017-08-01 at 9:45 PM UTC in Do you have any emergency food & water?
Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking idiot. do you have any idea how unsanitary that stupid ass idea is?
at least use the water heater. ffs.
I'm sorry you have a weakened, inferior immune system that would be unable to handle a few extra germs in a time of crisis, but surprised I am not, as you are literally scared to touch a doorknob. I'm sorry you have to deal with such a bitch-tier affliction, but for those of us who aren't complete pussies, we can handle drinking a few gallons of toilet tank water in times of desperation. There's nothing you can say that will convince me you aren't a completely sensitive, girly little bitch, based off of your admitted germaphobia and fear of things that are different than you. We both know you aren't going to change, frankly, you couldn't even if you wanted to, so let's just leave it at that. Your body's defense system is vastly inferior to mine, and most others. Scared of doorknobs. The end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 9:24 PM UTC in Do you have any emergency food & water?My toilet always has a reserve of water in the bowl and the tank, probably a few gallons at least, so I'm good to go there. Food-wise, no, but I'm good at scavenging so I'm not too worried about all that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-04 at 4:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI'll hand it to Mally, you have to be bretty saustistic to write that many longposts without direct conversational replies.
I get mad when I write a paragraph and nobody acknowledges it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-04 at 2 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSHa. Piles you should make a short 2 minute rant video on something and show us your state of being.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 9:41 PM UTC in ATTN : LANNYDid your security certificate expire yesterday? I'm getting that message.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 6:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack Looks like I'm single again, big surprise there. Who would expect that someone with borderline personality disorder, autism and depression can't handle maintaining an intimate relationship?
A relationship is such an extra burden when you're trying to sort that shit out. Fuck buddies is way to go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 10:11 PM UTC in okcupidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 1:50 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsI just drew this one up for you.
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2017-08-02 at 8:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSWould you like to taste DW's wife's unflavored scrape?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 7:39 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by NARCassist ok, you have to get talking to her, but at some point during the conversation, try and keep it light hearted, jokey, slightly flirty, you have to come out and "accidentally" say something that slightly suggests you like them. then you say, and you have to put on a bit of coyness here, "oh shit, i just totally gave it away that i fancy you", try putting your hand to your mouth and act like you totally slipped up. now there is a 3 word response that 99% of girls will immediately come out with in response to you saying that to them. the 3 words are a question and that is "YOU FANCY ME?". but what you need to pay careful attention to is how she poses that question. look at body language, tone of voice etc. if its a 'you fancy me?, OMG EWW', sorta response, then move on, you are most likely wasting your time. if its a 'you fancy me? REALLY?' kinda response, and especially if there is any smiling or grinning or she seems in any way pleased, then keep on it, she is obviously ok with the fact that you fancy her, which means she at least likes you a bit. either way there is definite potential. you should most likely ask her out on the spot at this point, you'll be very unlikely to get a no.
I know here in Amerikkka it's an automatic panty-dropper if you tell a girl 'you fancy them.'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 12:58 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youHere's a few pics to tide you over.
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2017-08-01 at 7:20 PM UTC in i want to see your drawingsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 9:07 PM UTC in Fuck me like a husbandwhat is fake dildoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 2:21 AM UTC in i want to see your drawings
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2017-08-01 at 12:36 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youI have no doubt that if I were to randomly find myself stranded in the heart of the Saharan Desert with the likes of a one Captain Falco, with his knowledge and my versatility we would be able to not only survive long enough to find refuge, we may very well quickly adapt into desert dwellers and spend the rest of our days there, and having spent many long days sharing ourselves with one another, develop an intimate relationship first emotionally, than perhaps physically, eventually becoming an item, known to nomads and camels all across the land, a couple sought after and whose compatibility invokes envy and desire from outsiders. Lots of powerful, mutually-timed orgasms to boot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
