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2015-07-22 at 2:52 PM UTC in Walmart made an oopsy on my behalf. FUCK YES!!!!!
Ugh, poor people and the signs that they're going to stay poor for the rest of their life. This is pitiful.
You've still never mentioned what it is you do for a living. And yes, as long as I am depressed and not taking medication, I will probably remain "poor." That's how it works, and I've never denied that. We don't all have our shit together while surrounded by fat stacks like you, John Smith.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-07-22 at 12:49 AM UTC in Walmart made an oopsy on my behalf. FUCK YES!!!!!I don't fuck with banks, but I do fuck with walmart which is perhaps just as bad, but it's simple enough and it's all I need. I have the prepaid money card with them and simply take my paychecks there to stand in line with the niggers and general riff-raff to get my check cashed and displaced onto my card at my choosing. The last time I went, the worker that I dealt with was clearly new and not sure what he was doing, so I'm surprised it took me so long to check what I thought maybe..MAYBE had happened.
I had my check for $700 of which I told the guy I wanted $200 put on the card (so I could pay my cable/internet, electric, and phone bills online, and I wanted the rest as cash. He was fussing around trying to figure out how to do that, ran my card, put in the $700 and asked me to confirm it on the little pad which I did, then he acted confused and just restarted the process, this time doing what he should have done the first time which was to just cash my check entirely and then take 200 from that and put it on the card. So yeah, if you haven't figured out what I'm getting to here, it's that he literally put $700 on my card, started over, DIDN'T CANCEL IT, and then proceeded to put another $200 on my card and give me $500 cash.
I just stumbled upon a free $700 and it makes me want to buy strippers and cocaine but I'll probably just go buy some beer. Anyway, THANKS WALLY WORLD!! XD XDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-09 at 4:02 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer MiseryI can feel it deep in my plums.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 9:51 PM UTC in What's the rarest drug you've tried?For real who has eaten full Dramamine bottles? That's the epitome of teenage cringe highs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 8:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 8:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 7:38 PM UTC in Disciplining your furr babbyI went to the petrol station and bought a newspaper without intending to. When I got home I couldn't resist rolling it up and plumping it on Chootie's nose a few times, for being a bad Kitty bitty, even though she wasn't being bad. She liked it though, so calm down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-06 at 2:24 AM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.
Originally posted by infinityshock he stated '4 - 5'…that IS a list you fucking retard. those '4 or 5' are actual, physical beings…the epitome of a list, you fucking retarded retard.
x a million
Carl: "Hey there Jimbo! Got that list you were asking about."
Jimbo: "Oh? Perfect timing actually. I don't need a lot of names remember, just 4 or 5 NiS USERS that aren't complete trash."
Carl: "Haha yeah I know you already mentioned that, anyway I got the list. Ready?"
Jimbo: "Ready as I'll I've ever be AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
(moment of cringe silence)
Carl: "Right... Ok, so, I figure maybe 4-5 of them aren't total shit. That's what I came up with."
Jimbo: "I agree, that's why I wanted you to make a list."
Carl: "Well, there ya go boss. I like making lists for you, I'd be happy to anytime."
Jimbo: "OK that's nice but uhm, the list of non-garb members, what is it?"
Carl: "I just told you M8. Maybe 4-5 of them."
Jimbo: "I need a goddamn LIST, Carl. Do you know what a list is, Carl??"
Carl: "B-but..4-5 of the-"
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2017-08-01 at 9:45 PM UTC in Do you have any emergency food & water?
Originally posted by infinityshock youre a fucking idiot. do you have any idea how unsanitary that stupid ass idea is?
at least use the water heater. ffs.
I'm sorry you have a weakened, inferior immune system that would be unable to handle a few extra germs in a time of crisis, but surprised I am not, as you are literally scared to touch a doorknob. I'm sorry you have to deal with such a bitch-tier affliction, but for those of us who aren't complete pussies, we can handle drinking a few gallons of toilet tank water in times of desperation. There's nothing you can say that will convince me you aren't a completely sensitive, girly little bitch, based off of your admitted germaphobia and fear of things that are different than you. We both know you aren't going to change, frankly, you couldn't even if you wanted to, so let's just leave it at that. Your body's defense system is vastly inferior to mine, and most others. Scared of doorknobs. The end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 9:24 PM UTC in Do you have any emergency food & water?My toilet always has a reserve of water in the bowl and the tank, probably a few gallons at least, so I'm good to go there. Food-wise, no, but I'm good at scavenging so I'm not too worried about all that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-04 at 4:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI'll hand it to Mally, you have to be bretty saustistic to write that many longposts without direct conversational replies.
I get mad when I write a paragraph and nobody acknowledges it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-04 at 2 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSHa. Piles you should make a short 2 minute rant video on something and show us your state of being.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 9:41 PM UTC in ATTN : LANNYDid your security certificate expire yesterday? I'm getting that message.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-03 at 6:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack Looks like I'm single again, big surprise there. Who would expect that someone with borderline personality disorder, autism and depression can't handle maintaining an intimate relationship?
A relationship is such an extra burden when you're trying to sort that shit out. Fuck buddies is way to go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 10:11 PM UTC in okcupidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 1:50 AM UTC in i want to see your drawingsI just drew this one up for you.
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2017-08-02 at 8:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSWould you like to taste DW's wife's unflavored scrape?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-01 at 7:39 PM UTC in okcupid
Originally posted by NARCassist ok, you have to get talking to her, but at some point during the conversation, try and keep it light hearted, jokey, slightly flirty, you have to come out and "accidentally" say something that slightly suggests you like them. then you say, and you have to put on a bit of coyness here, "oh shit, i just totally gave it away that i fancy you", try putting your hand to your mouth and act like you totally slipped up. now there is a 3 word response that 99% of girls will immediately come out with in response to you saying that to them. the 3 words are a question and that is "YOU FANCY ME?". but what you need to pay careful attention to is how she poses that question. look at body language, tone of voice etc. if its a 'you fancy me?, OMG EWW', sorta response, then move on, you are most likely wasting your time. if its a 'you fancy me? REALLY?' kinda response, and especially if there is any smiling or grinning or she seems in any way pleased, then keep on it, she is obviously ok with the fact that you fancy her, which means she at least likes you a bit. either way there is definite potential. you should most likely ask her out on the spot at this point, you'll be very unlikely to get a no.
I know here in Amerikkka it's an automatic panty-dropper if you tell a girl 'you fancy them.'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-01 at 12:58 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youHere's a few pics to tide you over.
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2017-08-01 at 7:20 PM UTC in i want to see your drawingsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
