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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Coffee guy is quickly becoming one of my favorite poastees
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I would concur spraying the nigger jiz out of your asshole would be somewhat disgusting…however…
    you wouldn't see anything about me in RL due to the black eyes you'd get from my abs knocking them out…then the imprint of my bellybutton on your forehead.

    So you have a small torso. Thanks.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Really? Somehow I doubt it. Bunghole and JoePedo were always making teh dank chemistry posts, and JP would talk about his relationships with young girls and how normal it was. Either way, niggas needa stop changing their damn usernames. I mean I stuck with mine despite the coffee bullshit. Fags.

    I was lying. Rizzo posted a while back. The only other I know is snoob and like Bill Krozby Said hes in trouble.

    Tort is going to military rehab. HTS has B-cups. Pan runs his own tech biznis. Unwyred still wears blouses and looks the same. I think he raises spiders now. We watched the Great White Fire footage in chiny T last noight and had many hearty laughs.

    I know you don't ask about any of them, just giving updates.

    THANKS
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MOMCOFFEEINCIDENTGUY
    -Speshul
    Falcum Powder
    Me
    Dargon
    Disneylands
    Catfuck
    Rejector
    RIZIR
    Spludge
    Krolo
    Lannete
    Acturd
    Zoklet3002
    Aquaplastic
    Tige Tige
    Zanzabrick
    Num13een
    Glum
    SmashedRash
    NarcoPolo
    Kololololololol-™
    Resty
    Penix
    Blackbirb
    STDlauien
    Inb4lewd
    Bunny Evader
    ContentRadish
    Dick-out whore
    Wow Sow
    Hydrochloricacid
    Hamper the Toke
    KrustyKlown
    Assbestos
    Soaphaphia
    Piles of Shit
    Junk the Crustlord

    That's all I can think of. I know I'm forgetting someone obvious sorry to that person I will suck your Dee.

    Post last edited by mmQ at 2017-08-25T05:36:19.682445+00:00
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you dont have anywhere near the public speaking experience i did when i was your age…and i 100% guarantee you dont have anywhere close to the public speaking experience that I currently have.

    "Herp derp. Is this thing on? Nigger dick faggots. All of you. Fuck off."
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm so out of the conversation

    When I'm through with you the only thing you're gonna be out of is new places on your body for me to create another orifice after I fuck you into near cheesecloth, nigger faggot retard.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminds me of the many contemporary Christian songs I sang in churches across the land.

    He is my rock!

    My fucking ROCK.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Pick me up

    Take me on dates

    Never lose me

    *POWERFULLY HIGH PITCHED TERRIBLY LONG GIGGLING FIT FOLLOWED BY BOUT AFTER BOUT OF VOMIT INDUCING COUGHS AND PAINFUL, LURCHING GAGS ULTIMATELY SPACKLING MY NEARBY ENVIRONMENT IN WHAT IS LIKELY HEPATITIS INFESTED BLOOD*

    "OMG did you write that yourself? You're SO ADORABLE!!!!! Never lose me? That's the... That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to anyone!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO IN LOVE OMG THANK YOU JESUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!"
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He entrusted you with a private note of admiration, beckoning and desiring your approval for a sexual rendezvous, under the impression you as a grown man, of sound mind and body, would follow through with the unwritten rule regarding the privacy of these said personal messages, and you do this, Mashle? How RASH.

    Now, please apologize to 2001 for breaking code and FUCKING EVERYTHING UP, AGAIN.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol Jill the cloud is having a gran mal seizure right now
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have you ever fucked a skeleton?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was Maybelline this whole time.

    Whew I had to get that off my chest.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WARIAT'S REVENGE
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop How do you which ones are female?

    Bone
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    loaf of ear
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SBTlauien If pressing 'r' moves the cursor back one space, then pressing it twice will surely move it forward one space.

    And what did the pirate rate the movie?

    PG-ThirteeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrHHHHHNNNN!!!?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let tell me you tell this Falco, from the horse's mouth, straight and narrow like a straightened arrow, a little proverb my dear old private butcher used to recite to me each and every time I went to his corridors to gather product, without fail.

    He said, well.. what e said was simple yet you might say.. perplexing, and though I feel like I understand it now, hundreds of times listening to him speak his little saying it took me.

    The truth is, even though I heard him hundreds, thousands of times maybe, it was definitely the first time he looked into my eyes, really no emotion, and recited it, and then is when he'd purse his lips and form a grin not unlike the Grinch.

    It fucking scared me. It was remarkably sinister the first time he made that goddamn face and I burst out laughing from my nerves but it wasn't funny at all.

    When I heard it again, and then again, each routine the same, same speech, same wretched smirk, I did grow used to it and began to really try and unwrap the deeper and truer meanings of his words. All the same, a twinge of fear jolted through me every fucking time. His goddamn face. I honestly don't know why I didn't just let him go, the whole time was peculiar, my decisions, everything really.

    When I think about it now I get its honesty, and perspective, and most importantly the harsh reality behind his words, I think you would like them, or at least find them intriguing enough to muse over.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Panthrax that looks good. all the grocery stores here in kansas give u free plastic sacks. I know they used to ask if u wanted paper or plastic bags now they just give u plastic ones.

    I bet that guy was some kind of jedi and they tainted his Haram pickle-only bag or something.

    Luigi
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Smoking a cigarette watching a grown man on a riding lawn mower chase a little kid on a bike through a parking lot.

    OK.
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