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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hang yourself publically for no reason.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga the fuck kind of drugs do you take?

    Nigga you don't remember posting like this for weeks? What drugs were YOU on?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Submerge your pean into a bed of water, a bed of rice, then a bed of water again.

    When you remove your pean from the bed of water the second time, if any grains of rice remain attached to it, you have a sexually transmitted disease.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm watching Kobe highlights because he's my nigger and whatnot.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seventeen
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fisting Alanis Morissette
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Well lil dawg, looks like you missed out on pleasing yourself to some young teen ass. sucks to be you lil tony romo

    I still fuck hot tight teen pink 18 y/o pussies on the daily, family.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock only a true fucking retard would make any sort of association between those wholly unrelatable points.

    I like how it upsets you when people post in the retarded style you do, as if you have a monopoly on retardation.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm trying to scare him straight. I have some pictures of my flacid yogurt encrusted dick if you'd like to see them?

    *listens to the faint sound of footsteps slowly crescendoing as Jill comes barreling in a dead sprint toward the thread*
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would've went with..

    Electric AveNews

    I'm joking, I would've liked to see..

    Well that's news to me! Huhilk!

    -_- Honestly though, I'd suggest something like..

    NEWSPAPER DIGITAL ONLINE : MAXIMUM BREAKING NEWS

    But if I REALLY had to choose, I think it's a tie between..

    You snooze, no news

    Headline Central - Many Many Of Them

    Orange is the news, black ?

    Newsy Fucklord Faggit FRED

    And

    "Hey brosepher, what's News?"

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol

    Tha Compton Kronikle
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I've mentioned this before, but suicidal people that own a gun are few and far between because most of 'em are dead.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I do NOT have multi personalities. This is a lie.

    *We
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what Thread Flintstone is up to these days.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Double laff combo
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash

    You're not…you know…a rapist, are you mmq?

    Children: yeah mqq are you?

    The only raping I do is of my lungs and liver.

    So yes, a rapist I am. I AM!
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Protip: if you push on your gooch muscle, you get out that last little bit of piss.

    A gentle massage right above your tail bone will release piss you never knew you had.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well, you don't shoot yourself in the head and then maintain grip on both a gun and a cigarette.

    The real question is, WHO TOOK THE PICTURE??
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That would make me very happy if that was really you.
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