Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Protip: if you push on your gooch muscle, you get out that last little bit of piss.
A gentle massage right above your tail bone will release piss you never knew you had.
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2017-09-17 at 1:45 AM UTC
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Murder/Suicide?
Well, you don't shoot yourself in the head and then maintain grip on both a gun and a cigarette.
The real question is, WHO TOOK THE PICTURE??
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That would make me very happy if that was really you.
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2017-09-15 at 9:24 PM UTC
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How do atheists...
It's very complicated.
You wouldn't understand
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i wouldn't want a big house either. could you imagine having to walk like 100 yards just coz you want a piss or something?
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So have a big house with lots of bathrooms
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2017-09-15 at 8:09 PM UTC
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MARK FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
SWIM should send me a large package of heroin knowing I won't overdose.
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2017-09-15 at 11:02 PM UTC
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How do atheists...
Originally posted by Dargo
Please explain how something can be absolutely and inherently wrong if there is no God.
Explain how it can be so with a god. You're placing your morality in the hands of a presumed Being. You mean to tell me that if you nobody had shown you a Bible that you'd not still have a moral code?
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2017-09-15 at 12:49 AM UTC
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
Originally posted by mashlehash
I bet the smell of HTS's room is so bad.
Lucy doesn't have to make trash angels anymore now that she's found her irl trash angel.
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I am in love
I walked into the corner store and said hi to her like I do every fucking day at least 9 times.
I can't stop.
I don't say anything else to her. I walk around and don't even try to make eye contact with her. I don't ever buy anything. I just leave.
I can't look. I love her. If I look, I know she won't love me. I can't ever look. And as long as I don't, I know she loves me too.
AND THEN THE LORD JESUS FELL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENTRY AND SPOKE:
KID!
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO
TODAY, ME, YOU, PARADISE, SUCKING AND FUCKING GALOOOOOOOOREEE!!!!
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2017-09-15 at 2:25 AM UTC
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What's your worst trait?
Onion: I'm not? Well thanks Falco I thought I was gullible.
Falco: TROLLED. I was just gull-baiting you, nood.
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2017-09-13 at 5:30 PM UTC
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im sad
Or don't treat it like some overly dramatic romance saga and just treat it like two people getting to know one another. Both of yas talking in such EXTREMES. lol
Calm down.
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2017-09-13 at 3:45 PM UTC
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Whatever happened to _____?
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
Where's FON at?
Got shwasty with him on TC a few months ago. He's just doing his own thing , down under.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Rape suggestions aside that could be a new catch phrase around here "This slampig invited me over for brunch and she went on and on about Donald Trump so basically I took her back to the bedroom and shoved my cock right in her Golem hole! Shit was cash Brahs."
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2017-09-13 at 2:21 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by infinityshock
agreed
The only thing you're agreeing to is a lengthy session involving my cock moving in and out of your butt.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i was curious as to how people imagine me to be
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2017-08-24 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Will I change at 3k post?
Whats happening to my body?
All these... CHANGES!
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2017-09-13 at 3:45 AM UTC
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We should have a news forum.
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A handful of times, yes. I'm at work now but imma quit so I can share my stories. Brb throwing frying pan at boss.
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2017-09-11 at 7:02 PM UTC
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ATTN: HTS and Scron.
So many intimate exchanges going on these days.
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