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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I dunno I could be paranoid but I been feeling a bit itchy round the end of my dick today. Anyone had anything, can give advice?

    Obviously I knew the risks so whatever.



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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Submerge your pean into a bed of water, a bed of rice, then a bed of water again.

    When you remove your pean from the bed of water the second time, if any grains of rice remain attached to it, you have a sexually transmitted disease.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist I dunno I could be paranoid but I been feeling a bit itchy round the end of my dick today. Anyone had anything, can give advice?

    Obviously I knew the risks so whatever.

    cut it off at the base before it spreads. the medical term is called 'debridement' and doing so will prevent the infection from spreading throughout your body.
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    You could have YEAST infection. God only knows what people pay your girlfriend to stick in her. I suspect they are not good things.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You could have YEAST infection. God only knows what people pay your girlfriend to stick in her. I suspect they are not good things.

    alright i don't need a lecture, i know what she was doing. what STDs make you itch tho?

    you went with hydro, you must know about these things.



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  6. #6
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Does it burn when you piss? If so, it could be some form of bacterial infection. Otherwise, it could be a few different things, like herpes or chlamydia, even a type of HPV.

    You should probably get tested ASAP. Some STDs, like chlamydia, can be cured if caught and treated early enough.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    most things can be cured these days tho.



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  8. #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm just about to take this online quiz to see if i'm infected. will post results.



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  9. #9
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe some of you should take it too

    https://tools.plannedparenthood.org/std/intro



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  10. #10
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well that was fucking shit

    Result

    Since you are having symptoms, talk with a doctor or nurse about getting tested.

    like i needed their stupid quiz to tell me that ffs.



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  11. #11
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Apparently you did.. The question isn't really whether or not you're infected, it's what are you infected with.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    now you have to admit to a Dr that you buggered a nigger whore.

    all the other hospital staff are going to make fUn of you when your not looking and post your pic on their facebook pages like they did that one fag recently who had some sort of foreign object puncturing his pooper.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well from what i can make out on that site its a toss up between...

    Symptoms of trichomoniasis

    If you do get symptoms of trichomoniasis, they usually show up from 3 days to a month after you get the infection.

    Trichomoniasis can cause symptoms in people of any gender. But trich is most likely to cause vaginitis. Symptoms of vaginitis caused by trich include:

    Green, yellow, gray, frothy, and/or bad-smelling vaginal discharge

    Blood in your vaginal discharge

    Itching and irritation in and around your vagina

    Swelling around your genitals

    Pain during sex

    Other symptoms of trich include pain and burning when you pee, the urge to pee a lot, discharge from your urethra, and itching and irritation inside your penis.

    or

    Common symptoms of scabies include intense itching that’s often worse at night. You may also have a rash, pimple-like bumps, and small, curling lines on your skin.

    this is the one i prolly fear most

    Genital herpes symptoms

    The most common symptoms of genital herpes is a group of itchy or painful blisters on your vagina, vulva, cervix, penis, butt, anus, or the inside of your thighs. The blisters break and turn into sores. You might have these other symptoms too:

    burning when you pee if your urine touches the herpes sores

    having trouble peeing because the sores and swelling are blocking your urethra

    itching

    pain around your genitals

    If your genital herpes is caused by HSV-2, you might also have flu-like symptoms, such as:

    swollen glands in your pelvic area, throat, and under your arms

    fever

    chills

    headache

    feeling achy and tired

    When blisters and other genital herpes symptoms show up, it’s called an outbreak. The first outbreak (also called the “first episode” or “initial herpes”) usually starts about 2 to 20 days after you get infected with herpes. But sometimes it takes years for the first outbreak to happen.

    it doesn't really sound like this but i guess its possible tho

    Symptoms of gonorrhea.

    People with penises are more likely to have symptoms if they get gonorrhea. The symptoms usually begin within a week after they get the infection. These include:

    Yellow, white, or green discharge from your penis

    Pain or burning feeling when you pee

    Pain or swelling in your testicles

    Gonorrhea can also infect your anus if you have anal sex, or you may spread the infection to your anus from another part of your body (like by wiping after you go to the bathroom). Anal gonorrhea often doesn’t have any symptoms. But signs of gonorrhea in your anus can include:

    Itching in or around your anus

    Discharge from your anus

    Pain when you poop

    sounds like the itching is in the wrong place for gonorrhea. i dunno i guess i'll have to see.

    it could be nothing, or maybe from just jerking too much, lol. i'm at that age where you get that after-drip when you come. you clean your dick afterwards and then ten or fifteen minutes later you gotta clean it again. it seems every time it feels itchy i go scratch there's been more after-drip in there and its all messy, lol. that can be a little bit itchy too sometimes.



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  14. #14
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock now you have to admit to a Dr that you buggered a nigger whore.

    all the other hospital staff are going to make fUn of you when your not looking and post your pic on their facebook pages like they did that one fag recently who had some sort of foreign object puncturing his pooper.

    you really don't get me do you? i give up caring wtf anyone thinks of me a long time ago. i mean think about it, i'm posting that i might have caught herpes on a public forum. i know i don't say my name or post pix but i am aware that doxxing me wouldn't be that hard if somebody was determined enough.





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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-09-18T22:27:29.413084+00:00
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist you really don't get me do you? i give up caring wtf anyone thinks of me a long time ago. i mean think about it, i'm posting that i might have caught herpes on a public forum. i know i don't say my name or post pix but i am aware that doxxing me wouldn't be that hard if somebody was determined enough.

    https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-21-2013/iWENFB.gif

    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-09-18T22:27:29.413084+00:00

    you fucked a nigger whore.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock you fucked a nigger whore.





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  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    nigger whore fucker
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Hopefully it's just urethritis. I had that once...a few days of antibiotics will have you fine and dandy.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its been alright for a few hours now. i think i was just being para lol.



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  20. #20
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You could have YEAST infection. God only knows what people pay your girlfriend to stick in her. I suspect they are not good things.

    what like a french stick or baguette or summing you mean?



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