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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anytime it's Spring there's definitely a car somewhere but anytime there is a car somewhere doesn't always mean that it's Spring.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I always wanted to take about 50 new babbies and raise them alone in a big circus tent deal and give them no outside contact for at least 10 years and only let them play with each other, no electronics or toys or anything whatsoever other than each other, and play weird shit over a loudspeaker , stuff like cartoon character crying compilations and heniously loud calliope music.

    And then just take notes and get high and watch them.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    real people

    real lives
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So sad. Thoughts and prayers.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh sweet hey c'mere guys I found a fresh water spring!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by benny vader did they finally have sex or what ???

    They have and it's going to affect you.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The simulation hypothesis is bunk because nobody programs anything this bug free, not even god.

    There's like zillions of bugs on our planet tho.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I have a better idea. don't commit crimes and you don't have to worry about anything.

    as a law abiding, well behaved citizen, I'd prefer anyone committing such crimes be shot. several times.

    ^this reads like a post from a 19 year old college chick who decided she wanted to get politically active on facebook
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If the guy used a couple of explosives, this rampage would have been legendary, would probably have gotten 100+ easy, and hundreds more injured.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "explosive"!

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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by reject Really tho the fact people keep repeatedly dying from mass shootings and you still don't restrict gun sales or bullets is insane. Yea you might think you have the right to bear arms, but people have more of a right to not be shot.

    Do you think it would make much difference to a country that already has at least 300 million guns already owned or in circulation legally or illegally? We have more guns than we do people, already.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not at all. They easily created a huge scare right across the country and they are already cashing in on it on the fakesteam media.

    Is it about guns or money? Because there sure have been a lot of these "staged" events and I've only seen gun control laws loosening. If the powers that be want to push a hidden agenda, they're doing a really shitty job of it.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A banana cream pie was a sour potato in the future.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HE COUNTS BLAHS IN A FACTORY!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr.. how is that liberal??

    A liberal dose of ban.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I did. I did too.

    Since you didn't ask, here's the first gif i ever posted on zoklet

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist looks like a dog dick



    also, that's some nasty shit that comes up if you search 'dog penis' in duckduck images. you been warned, lol.



    .

    uuuhhm

    am I the only notice that the guy's hand turns into a pean?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jeepers creepers now that's a goddamn SNATCH if I've ever seen one m8.

    Very quaint how so many kids find their first discarded porn stashes in ditches and wooded areas, at least that's where I found mine. Then the hunt was on and it was easy to score the occasional jackpot by searching the paper recycling dumpsters.

    Penthouse and playboy got old quick and it became a token of pride to discover the rares- your 'Swank' or 'Celebrity Skin.' Hustler was always a high-five worthy score too.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do they know about piss balloons and hacking gumball machines?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a jug of water in my fridge.
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