2017-09-26 at 6:30 PM UTC
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How to make a pizza
You explained how to bake a pizza, not make a pizza.
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2017-09-26 at 5:58 PM UTC
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how to be more of a coughgel
Originally posted by mashlehash
Sometimes I'm in the bathroom, trapped in my own fumes and I'm wondering if I'm getting high off of them
Relatable. Sometimes you get those off batches that you swear if someone else were there they'd assume you died and were decomposing into the toilet. But yet, to you, there's an odd satisfaction the putrid scent encompassing you.
*Takes deep, deep breaths, smiles crookedly, passes out*
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Originally posted by RestStop
LOL now every time I see some pretty young blonde with a dark tan I'm going to think "Whoa, whoa, whoa RestStop. Remember what mmQ said. That bitch probably pisses in trash cans. Do you really wanna have sex with a person like that?"
I definitely changes your perspective. Some of these girls were gorgeous, some mid-grade, and some hideous, but you never who the pissers were.
I personally wanted to put up big signs saying that if cought having pissed in a garbage your picture and name will be largely plastered on our wall, but my boss wouldn't allow it.
That whole place was a shit show. 24 hours, right by campus. All sorts of riff-raff coming through there. Stupid college broad literally threw up in front of my counter on my first day there, bathroom was fucking 15 feet away. She just stands there looking at me dumbfounded.
Madhouse!
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Ok nao post a hydro pic. I've still never seen her. Or heck PM me one. I don't share. Ask Sophie Ive had his picture for like a year or two now.
My apartment kinda looks like that place, except it's just beer cans and clothes mostly, though coincidentally I decided last night that today was a day of DEEP CLEANING, so I a going to partake in Satan's Oregano, throw in some DJ Solo and get Cray Cray with the Clean Clean, yeen know?
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2017-09-25 at 6:43 AM UTC
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DRUGS
Originally posted by RestStop
Lately I have been referring to them as "intangible yet magical tools".
INTANGE MY MAGICAL TOOL
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Originally posted by Sophie
It's actually legal, she turned AoC age. And yeah i would, in fact i'd wife her, she's great. And you would too if you had a qt cousin and all the social taboo bullshit wouldn't be attached to teh situation.
I actually fucked my third cousin recently, though the first two were better.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
sex·u·al
ˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/
adjective
adjective: sexual
1.
relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals.
what im going to do to you has nothing to do with instinct, physiology, or physical attraction…and certainly nothing thats going to happen to you is going to even remotely be defined as intimate.
ergo.
not gay.
now stfu and suck my dick
I have a feeling you talk this way to animals and inanimate objects as well.
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2017-09-15 at 12:51 AM UTC
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Been high all week
Nigga I've been throwed since I was conceived nigga got dang got DANG!
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2017-09-24 at 7:57 PM UTC
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fucking white people
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2017-09-15 at 2:23 AM UTC
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Been high all week
"I can stop whenever I want, easy, but why would I ever want to?"
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2017-09-19 at 11:54 PM UTC
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Good Names For a New Band
Ok free style band names with no thought like angry onion except not from a book ok 1 2 3 herewego.now
Flower Patronizers
A Male Lamb Falls
Sludge Factory
Korpistry
Fans of Funds
Minklin and Rachel
DJ powertree
The Lazy Hazies
Chimney Sweeping Santa's
Flow
Renegade Rustlers
The Old Chaparoons
Fisting Alanis
Eleven dead violinists
PoopoodoopooP
9&9 cring bois
Hootie and the Blowfish
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2017-09-23 at 7:39 AM UTC
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If I ever leave a big tip...
Ask for her a refill, then hang yourself over the table with all of the money to your name glued to your naked, mustard stained body.
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2017-09-22 at 8:27 PM UTC
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Someone post something
Originally posted by RisiR †
What else happened in SpectraL's life in the year 1984?
Well, he was in his mid twenties. I think he had been working for the same roofing company for a few years. Outside of that he sort of lived a sploo-esque life at the time, consuming a myriad of drugs and practicing his drums. I believe this was also the year he met Jeff Hunter for the first time and started discussing the very very beginning concepts of what would eventually become totse.
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2017-09-22 at 4:08 AM UTC
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Silk Road Documentary
Originally posted by aldra
I'll watch it later; did it talk about how Ross/Defcon reimbursed the entire community when SR2's BTC wallet got hacked?
I just watched it all so I could answer your question.
No.
They do mention the hack and the murder for hire but no mention about any reimbursement.
Thank you
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Sop can work with this
What do you think the odds are of me having posted that image without considering that very thing?
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2017-09-21 at 12:51 PM UTC
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attn: scron
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2017-09-21 at 3:47 PM UTC
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street prices where you are
I will take a beenth of your finest Shardonney kind sir and a beenth of thanks to you in advance.
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2017-09-21 at 10:13 AM UTC
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message to the tc gangsters
i think i get whyh eole use stimulatns
like addrael
college kids are like hey
lets get stimmed
but they dont know
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