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I was abducted by aliens 4 years ago. This is my story.

  1. #61
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 How does that.. how does that even make sense?


    Make me a sandwich.

    I want to see the chicken and Peter fight one last time, just to see Peter deepfry the chicken for his family.
  2. #62
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Make me a sandwich.

    I want to see the chicken and Peter fight one last time, just to see Peter deepfry the chicken for his family.

    Chicken Fried Stake


    Eh? Get it?
  3. #63
    roll dice
  4. #64
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 roll dice

    You're not Ashy Larry
  5. #65
    Originally posted by mashlehash You're not Ashy Larry

    That's right.. I'm not Ashy Larry.
  6. #66
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #67
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You're fucking weird, dude.

    Like I don't want to know you because you might be a psychopath weird
  8. #68
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mashlehash You're fucking weird, dude.

    Like I don't want to know you because you might be a psychopath weird

    He said I could move in with him, so I'll let you know if he's a psychopath or not.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery He said I could move in with him, so I'll let you know if he's a psychopath or not.

    We gonna live in our treehouse we build with the Embarcadero Center Parrots from South America

    up in the trees above the other homeless.. I shall be their King and you my Queen you fairy beast!
  10. #70
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Eat dogs.

    I have a language exchange partner in Yulin where they do the dog eating festival and I keep trying to get her to tell me what dog tastes like but her English isn't good enough.

    Also I made an alt acct on that app just to spam the Japanese flag at people. They go fucking ballistic.
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  11. #71
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 …and you my Queen you fairy beast…
  12. #72
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Made you click, stupid bitch.

    Made you look, you're just another slave in my rhyme book.
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  13. #73
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 We gonna live in our treehouse we build with the Embarcadero Center Parrots from South America

    up in the trees above the other homeless.. I shall be their King and you my Queen you fairy beast!

    Nigga the fuck kind of drugs do you take?
  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga the fuck kind of drugs do you take?

    Nigga you don't remember posting like this for weeks? What drugs were YOU on?
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  15. #75
    Originally posted by mmQ Nigga you don't remember posting like this for weeks? What drugs were YOU on?

    Mash was way less coherent too.
  16. #76
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Mash was way less coherent too.

    I have none.
  17. #77
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Not my fault you're illiterate in the most widely spoken language in the world, you uncultured FUCK.

    I'm pretty sure he knows English. Your chink runes may have the highest population of native speakers... many of whom also can't read your username because they're illiterate/children/blind - people who SPEAK but can't read or write, but I digress. Point is, English is the global lingua franca. Even people in China speak English.~

    Also most of the world's LAND is not populated or possessed by speakers of Chinese/Mandarin, native or otherwise. You will however find that you can communicate with some people in just about every country by knowing English. Chinese is probably the world's second most useful second language for someone to know. If you just want to travel to new places you can explore pretty much every country in the Americas by knowing English and Spanish. I don't think there are any two other languages that will open up as much land to you. So Spanish is pretty good in that regard. 2 continents worth of people to talk to.

    Post last edited by HTS at 2017-09-20T09:56:30.151540+00:00
  18. #78
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS I'm pretty sure he knows English. Your chink runes may have the highest population of native speakers, but English is the global lingua franca. Even people in China speak English.~

    Also most of the world's LAND is not populated or possessed by speakers of Chinese/Mandarin, native or otherwise. You will however find that you can communicate with some people in just about every country by knowing English. Chinese is probably the world's second most useful second language for someone to know.

    Post last edited by HTS at 2017-09-20T09:50:22.065026+00:00

    Good point.
  19. #79
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash Good point.

    REEE IT'S EVEN BETTER NOW I POSTED TOO SOON I FEEL NAKED
  20. #80
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS REEE IT'S EVEN BETTER NOW I POSTED TOO SOON I FEEL NAKED

    Herp(es)
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