2023-04-13 at 9:31 PM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
im lala's god father so it doesnt even matter what happens to her daughter if they take her away, it'll be to me, and then ill just give her right back.
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2023-04-13 at 9:10 PM UTC
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booDAN ( boudin ) sauseege
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”
Yes. yes he does.
i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing
GOD BLESS YOUR HEART. I loved this post I just wanted you to know that. Do you have the video or what? Lesgo
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2023-04-13 at 8 PM UTC
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I just bailed on a funeral
I wanna go to a funeral and Boooo the pastor or whatever if it's at a church. "booooring!" And just huck a bunch of tomatoes at it.
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2023-04-13 at 8:07 PM UTC
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Sophie's best moments
One of my favorite moments of Sophies so far was when I got home from work and she had found every treat that I had hid for her and she was all proud and meowy and wanted more treats, and now it's a regular thing her little treat scavenger hunt. I need to find some new locations to hide them as she at this point know all the standard ones and likely finds them all within mere moments of me leaving even though I like to think they occupy her all day.
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2023-04-10 at 12:16 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
I just got off the horn with psychomanthis. He was literally fucking a toddler and it was a very weird conversation what with his heavy breathing and not answering any of my questions but nonetheless it happened and it is what is is IT IS WHAT IT IS IT IS
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2023-04-10 at 3:40 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
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2023-04-10 at 3:35 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
Like right now I'm thinking about raping a babby.
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the most famous Fargo scene in history. We love the wood chipper. Or at least I do. I don't speak for everyone else around here. I'm sorry
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lol is that actually your pets? thats a goddamn cover photo
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2023-04-04 at 11:46 PM UTC
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List of dead NiS members
List of cats of mine who are alive and kicking: Sophie also
Pretty sure him and actor be just been on bahardcore dmt trip for the last few days and it's the rest of us who feel like years have gone by without them
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2022-10-05 at 5:48 PM UTC
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Wisest User
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
and the most wise-ass poster?
Well that would clearly be barfyman362
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Ppl are weird.
Wow so profound
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.
On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last
Hashtag yolo
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2023-03-14 at 8:04 PM UTC
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It's PI day
we love personal information day!
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Maybe PHATEST ateeheheeheheee
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Today was fucking awesome and I don't know why. I worked all day but I was just in a really good mood, high energy, cracking jokes just being a goddamn silly goose of the highest order. Fuck you!!!
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hot piss on the tip of my lips, dribbling on down my chin
hot piss, nothing's better than this. To waste it would be a sin.
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Listening to Deftones mentally checked out from work ready to do some droogz
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2023-03-08 at 8:08 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
White nigs. EXxxTREME FIST FIGHT.
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