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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of my favorite moments of Sophies so far was when I got home from work and she had found every treat that I had hid for her and she was all proud and meowy and wanted more treats, and now it's a regular thing her little treat scavenger hunt. I need to find some new locations to hide them as she at this point know all the standard ones and likely finds them all within mere moments of me leaving even though I like to think they occupy her all day.
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    I just got off the horn with psychomanthis. He was literally fucking a toddler and it was a very weird conversation what with his heavy breathing and not answering any of my questions but nonetheless it happened and it is what is is IT IS WHAT IT IS IT IS
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    That's for it to decide.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like right now I'm thinking about raping a babby.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the most famous Fargo scene in history. We love the wood chipper. Or at least I do. I don't speak for everyone else around here. I'm sorry
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol is that actually your pets? thats a goddamn cover photo
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    List of cats of mine who are alive and kicking: Sophie also

    Pretty sure him and actor be just been on bahardcore dmt trip for the last few days and it's the rest of us who feel like years have gone by without them
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and the most wise-ass poster?

    Well that would clearly be barfyman362
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ppl are weird.

    Wow so profound
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.

    On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last

    Hashtag yolo
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    we love personal information day!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe PHATEST ateeheheeheheee
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Today was fucking awesome and I don't know why. I worked all day but I was just in a really good mood, high energy, cracking jokes just being a goddamn silly goose of the highest order. Fuck you!!!


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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hot piss on the tip of my lips, dribbling on down my chin

    hot piss, nothing's better than this. To waste it would be a sin.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Listening to Deftones mentally checked out from work ready to do some droogz
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    White nigs. EXxxTREME FIST FIGHT.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm thinking this is all just the equivalent to "rage bait" not that anyone is raged but it's just another form of trolling. Who knows who cares at this point. Just a way to get engagement. That seems obvious to me when someone calls out OP for befriending a child rapist and OP says the person who called them out is the worst kind of person.

    lol I mean cmon now. that's severe mental illness or trolling which I assume the latter, but then of course that just gives OP an excuse to keep acting retarded under the guise of le troll. So I'm not really doing any favors here by pointing any of this (probably obvious( stuff out. Just my quick thoughts. That's why I think its like rage bait. It's frustrating to ignore because so many other people don't ignore it which just enables it, and by simply replying, its also a loss. EVERYTHING IS A LOSS. of sorts. but I'd generally go the ignore route. Also I have to piss.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Been lightweight depressed the last few days, been stuck in my head and it makes me think about stuff that gets me down and out. Trying my best to be alright though.

    I believe in you. You're a good person and you'll get through it. Maybe take a day for yourself and just smoke some pot marijuana and play Mario kart
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    for reference to what I'm talking about, as if anyone gives a singular fuck, here is the time stamps



    @ 2:24 Don't throw your hand

    @ 2:40 (same lyric)

    I guess that's it that's specifically what I'm referring to.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Everybody Hurts was on the radio and goddamn I never noticed how awesome his voice really is in the song. He does the voice trills at certain points and those are my favorite things. This will be in my top 100 gayest posts of all time. I really do like the voice trills A LOT. there's a good one in God Bless the Broken Road too. Hehe
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