2023-08-03 at 3:47 PM UTC
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lil yachty
ok heard you can have my art money i hereby officially declare you the recipient hear ye hear ye
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Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
I'm just a nerd cursed, with badly disturbed nerves
Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first?
Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer Earth
So I'm here to rule the planet,
starting with your turf
I hid a secret message inside of a word search
With smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts
I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts
Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's
My first words were bleep-bleep and curse-curse
Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt
My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs
Yanking out my stitches, hollering, "Nurse! nurse!
You said this shot would numb it! Trick, it just hurts worse!"
Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church
But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps
And it's like that, and it's like that
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2023-08-03 at 1:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Lanny just stands her fat ass in the corner until he needs to bust a nut.
the alternate ending to The Blair Witch Project
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and accessories
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Vinny is an elderly Caucasian lady living in New Hampshire. You've been hoodwinked.
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2023-08-03 at 12:11 PM UTC
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I didn't take you for a liver and onion type of fella but I guess it doesn't surprise me either. Was that a staple of your childhood? We have it at my establishment but it's just comes frozen and is probably about as bland as it gets, almost exclusively ordered by elderly people for whatever reason. We serve it with bacon for some reason. Maybe that's normal.
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2023-08-02 at 8:24 PM UTC
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Blair Witch Project
Fight Club
American Pie
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2023-08-02 at 8:29 PM UTC
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Coming out of retirement
lol it would just be speedy saying 'did I ask what you think?' 'I dont' give a fuck' to anything gordon said.
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You'd have to be a dummy to think humans aren't contributing. Now if it's anything for us to really give a shit about is another matter, but to think we haven't contributed is just the stuff of silly geese.
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2023-08-02 at 5:39 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
That feeling when the last hour is approaching expeditiously ….
I don't care what anyone says, im choosing to believe that is an actual gif of ole futureman and he's dancing like that as his eggs are cooking away lol.
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Yeah I just gotta twerk my hairy ass for a few minutes and they make it straight rain. I found my calling.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Wren? U ok, my man?
Yes sir. Just playing Bingo at some seedy shithole full of obese elderly people.
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Originally posted by Bradley
When I buy it won't eat just fly home?
Just keep it locked inside a cage barely larger than its body. Feed it a worm occasionally.
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2023-07-29 at 1:35 PM UTC
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Coming out of retirement
Sounds like you'll have a good time if everything else is already in place like you said. Some people are just built for that life. Are you gonna be like the hands on type of owner who knows how to do everything like if someone quit you would have no problem jumping in and cooking or bartending or serving or whatever?
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2023-07-29 at 2:21 PM UTC
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Today's my birthday.
Originally posted by jerryb
Not much use arguing with Vinny, he has never admitted to being wrong.
YES THERE IS USE TO ARGUING WITH VINNY. YOURE WRONG. HE ADMITS HE'S WRONG ALL THE TIME.
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2023-07-29 at 1:37 PM UTC
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Today's my birthday.
Has anybody seen that Jerryb guy around? I miss him dearly. I hope he comes back.
Happy late birthday. I'll send you a hair tie and a packet of spices from little Caesars if you so desire.
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2023-06-18 at 10:21 AM UTC
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I just got off the horn with your wife. I told her about how you were in love with a catfish. She's mad but she thinks she can get over it.
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Ok nicolas cage came up in this reddit thread regarding 'who is a critically acclaimed actor who you think can't act at all: or something like that. ..
I agree with the people that understand Nicolas is just a fun actor doing his thing FUCJ OFF
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