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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vinny is an elderly Caucasian lady living in New Hampshire. You've been hoodwinked.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't take you for a liver and onion type of fella but I guess it doesn't surprise me either. Was that a staple of your childhood? We have it at my establishment but it's just comes frozen and is probably about as bland as it gets, almost exclusively ordered by elderly people for whatever reason. We serve it with bacon for some reason. Maybe that's normal.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blair Witch Project
    Fight Club
    American Pie
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol it would just be speedy saying 'did I ask what you think?' 'I dont' give a fuck' to anything gordon said.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You'd have to be a dummy to think humans aren't contributing. Now if it's anything for us to really give a shit about is another matter, but to think we haven't contributed is just the stuff of silly geese.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    That feeling when the last hour is approaching expeditiously ….

    I don't care what anyone says, im choosing to believe that is an actual gif of ole futureman and he's dancing like that as his eggs are cooking away lol.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I just gotta twerk my hairy ass for a few minutes and they make it straight rain. I found my calling.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Wren? U ok, my man?

    Yes sir. Just playing Bingo at some seedy shithole full of obese elderly people.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley When I buy it won't eat just fly home?

    Just keep it locked inside a cage barely larger than its body. Feed it a worm occasionally.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sounds like you'll have a good time if everything else is already in place like you said. Some people are just built for that life. Are you gonna be like the hands on type of owner who knows how to do everything like if someone quit you would have no problem jumping in and cooking or bartending or serving or whatever?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by jerryb Not much use arguing with Vinny, he has never admitted to being wrong.

    YES THERE IS USE TO ARGUING WITH VINNY. YOURE WRONG. HE ADMITS HE'S WRONG ALL THE TIME.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Has anybody seen that Jerryb guy around? I miss him dearly. I hope he comes back.

    Happy late birthday. I'll send you a hair tie and a packet of spices from little Caesars if you so desire.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    flying penis butt
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I miss Toxic Britney
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just got off the horn with your wife. I told her about how you were in love with a catfish. She's mad but she thinks she can get over it.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok nicolas cage came up in this reddit thread regarding 'who is a critically acclaimed actor who you think can't act at all: or something like that. ..

    I agree with the people that understand Nicolas is just a fun actor doing his thing FUCJ OFF
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One of paper equals four of coin munny.

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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes this reminds me of the time I was in high school and we robbed the bud light truck .

    It was a spur of the moment decision we were driving around smoking weed (I'm ashamed to say I enabled intoxicated driving) and

    We drove by the beer store and the beer truck was there and I said hashtag yolo and got out and ran up to it and grabbed a case of beer out of it and ran back to the car (thank you Sully for not driving away that would have been embarrassin) and that was that. We drank the beers.

    I have more stories about stealing beer but that's my only beer truck one.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm on my phone Idk how to flip the pic I can't read inverted. What's that say

    Marry me in hell frala. June 15th blah blah
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes he rhymed me with may it's not that weird
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