Believe it or not I didn't make the scavenger hunt for my mom that I wanted to. She was out of town for HER mom's mother's day today anyway. We're going out to eat tomorrow. steak and ostrich
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when it comes to sewing and sewing related matters and suggestions yeah I don't play around (like I said, former sewist). The cheerio pattern could actually become the next new trend on Instagram so yeah that's what I would do. you could even stuff the middle of the cheerios with insulation afterward or whatever if you don't want to be cold.
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2023-05-15 at 2:19 AM UTC
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Nice. I don't do any gardening myself because I'm dumb, but if I did I would grow millions of venus fly traps. They make me happy.
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2023-05-15 at 2:11 AM UTC
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are those venus fly traps? XD
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hey
I just sneezed 8 times in a row. New personal record. I always want to hit 8 but I usually SNUFF OFF at around 5. then i force 6 and really have to force 7. but i got 8 this time. WOO HOOOOOO
by the way mothers day is coming up and unlike you fools asking for what to give you moms like sexual massages and sexual bird baths i personally am going to give my mother one of the coolest and best gifts a mother could ever ask for: A SCAVENGER HUNT
I'm gonna make a series of notes that lead her to different places and then when she gets to the end its gonna be me sitting at a booth at the fanciest restaurant in town with a big juicy steak waiting for her.
that's the plan.
thanks
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2023-05-09 at 4:21 AM UTC
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you better uh KNOT mention that again. I think that's the song my upstairs neighbor listens to every night from midnight to 4am. the bass lines up.
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2023-05-08 at 1:50 PM UTC
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Decided to change teams
You should join my team. We need one more player to play outfield. You don't get to bat because I'm the designated all time batter but you can take pretend swings in the on-deck circle as if you were actually at bat.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Bout to go kick it like Bruce Lee ❤️
that's my dad's name. lol
he's dead but that's his name.
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2023-05-08 at 4:56 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
im a hot bachelor on the market just saying
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2023-05-08 at 4:55 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
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Everything has a role even at the molecular level. I'm fulfilling some stupid role is why I exist still I guess. My role will be to die at some point. Which then, Iiiiiii still might exist. What is even existence ??????????
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock
And some poor fella had to mop up the SEA of vaginal juices after your performance amirite
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Chilln in a big comfy chair until it’s time to go .., I worked a different wing than usual tonight and it went by so smoothly because I wasn’t with my usual people I’ve spoiled rotten ❤️
When I think of a big comfy chair I think CHAIRY from Pee wees playhouse. Remember that fucker? CHAIRY? I love it.
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I'm coming over with some wood. Stay put.
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Hey hey hey easy now. What if he went back in time to not become gay but rather to become a deeply closeted gay man?
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Originally posted by WellHung
Please firmly grasp my testicles and squeeze them until I scream in a blood curdling fashion
your juicy plump cock is too much for me to handle.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Sailing into Saturday ❤️
Such an empath
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2018-06-15 at 8:13 PM UTC
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Later
That's the wrong bus don't get on.
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2023-04-13 at 9:44 PM UTC
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Sophie's best moments
True but that was actually her yawning right when I tried to take a picture of her sleeping.
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2023-04-13 at 9:39 PM UTC
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Sophie's best moments
Originally posted by frala
Rude
Here's a fresh one off the cut
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