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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting higher than prices enjoying my day off after working all weekend..wasn’t tripping tho..yesterday was double time ❤️

    :)
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  2. Well hung is a faggot
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  3. Submitting a patent for a beer can with a nipple on it. Can even have different colors and textures... ribbed, flavored, stretched...
  4. Sweet African Astronaut
    Spectral you are shit
  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    You should really just kill yourself bro, your life is sad
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!!🌙🌟

    🥱
    Looks like it’s about that time…no not hammer time …you so silly .. you silly goose…

    Looks like my work here….. is done ❤️🌟😴
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  7. just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”

    Yes. yes he does.

    i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

    In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing

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  8. Originally posted by CandyRein Getting higher than prices enjoying my day off after working all weekend..wasn’t tripping tho..yesterday was double time ❤️

    :)

    i was looking all around my tool shed for you
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Auditioning for role as the narrator in Fight Club 2..❤️
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was looking all around my tool shed for you

    Should have been looking all around Indeed.com for a job….
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Shooting a scene for the remake/reboot of the popular 90s sitcom..”Alf”…….❤️
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Playing the role of twins in a remake of the remake of the classic movie “The Parent Trap”

    In this scene I will be going into my long lost twin’s mansion for the first time to pretend I’ve always been there while my twin goes to my humble home to pretend she’s always been there …❤️
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    In this scene …I am now forming a bond with the butler…❤️
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Playing the role of tinkerbell ..Being put into a harness to do a flying scene 🎬 in the movie Hook 2 ..the rebootie ❤️
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Attracting both the young and the old of heart.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    smokin weed and drankin coffee
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just got back from getting to it ❤️
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    building a fire in the wood stove
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Eating fried chicken with fren fries..❤️
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Laying in bed
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