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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love you aldra AUSCHWITZ NAZI
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As an AI language model, I don't have a dad or any personal relationships. I exist solely to provide helpful and informative responses to the best of my abilities based on the information provided to me. Is there anything else I can help you with?
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Sophie just laughed

    Ha
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're just so smart, candyrein.

    That's why.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked made a tea of a bunch of weird expensive herbal bullshit i got with the health food store gift card i won. stretching then gonna bike up the hill a couple times real quick to try to fall back asleep. failing that, ive got a bottle of red wine and some sleepy pills.

    I wish you would make a tea out of my ass
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't remember it. I was too busy playing Kingdom of Bill Krozby.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. The worst way to die would be to be buried alive in a box just large enough to allow you to breath, but no larger, that has a hole beneath you for your excrement, and a system of oxygen, feeding, and water tubes that essentially enforce you to stay alive. Other than that, you cannot move at all. This happens to you when you turn 7 years old and you life like that for 80 years. Bonus points if you want to play some shit music on a loop or throw in some assorted bugs now and then.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Remember me from ten years ago? I was way cooler.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sweet I also basically feel this way about video games, movies, TV series etc.

    But porn is unique in that for most people it's an extremely private thing.

    I'll cut it short and just put it this way: about half (or more) of the time you feel like watching porn or masturbating, you should just tell yourself "nah". Not for any particular reason other than, when was the last time you exercised that option?

    Just (don't) do it. Present every jack off session to your own mental board of directors as a proposal. Ha e your mental board say nah like 60% of the time.

    I don't really do this but it's funny to think about people masturbating. Just straight up. I personally have never masturbated
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka It only took you a year to insult me directly because you’re too much of a bitch. Stay in the shadows.

    What?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I prefer Creed 105.5 at least they play hits such as yours with also some variety from the 80s, 90s, and today.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    I literally got butterflies reading that ….

    Show me a picture of your butterflies reading that image.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    PYTHON
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Guyz guess what?


    Idk but whatup im bored

    So bored you can't make a chess.com username and play a fella . Heard
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Same
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuuuck! He didn't do it. In fact not only did he not PROVIDE me with a new 500 inch TV, he seems to have taken my other TV away. I'm TV-less.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tell your God I want a new 500 inch TV to be in my living room when I walk out there in a few minutes.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Speaking of Indians do any of you watch Kitboga? Another YouTube guy. Did you watch any of that geography king guy, Falco?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's 2 degrees here. Count your blessings and rest your neck.
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