Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
made a tea of a bunch of weird expensive herbal bullshit i got with the health food store gift card i won. stretching then gonna bike up the hill a couple times real quick to try to fall back asleep. failing that, ive got a bottle of red wine and some sleepy pills.
I wish you would make a tea out of my ass
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2023-02-21 at 10:14 PM UTC
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Who remembers Tradwars on BBS?
I don't remember it. I was too busy playing Kingdom of Bill Krozby.
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No. The worst way to die would be to be buried alive in a box just large enough to allow you to breath, but no larger, that has a hole beneath you for your excrement, and a system of oxygen, feeding, and water tubes that essentially enforce you to stay alive. Other than that, you cannot move at all. This happens to you when you turn 7 years old and you life like that for 80 years. Bonus points if you want to play some shit music on a loop or throw in some assorted bugs now and then.
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Remember me from ten years ago? I was way cooler.
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Originally posted by Sweet
I also basically feel this way about video games, movies, TV series etc.
But porn is unique in that for most people it's an extremely private thing.
I'll cut it short and just put it this way: about half (or more) of the time you feel like watching porn or masturbating, you should just tell yourself "nah". Not for any particular reason other than, when was the last time you exercised that option?
Just (don't) do it. Present every jack off session to your own mental board of directors as a proposal. Ha e your mental board say nah like 60% of the time.
I don't really do this but it's funny to think about people masturbating. Just straight up. I personally have never masturbated
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Originally posted by Kafka
It only took you a year to insult me directly because you’re too much of a bitch. Stay in the shadows.
What?
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2023-02-14 at 7:25 AM UTC
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Luigi radio
I prefer Creed 105.5 at least they play hits such as yours with also some variety from the 80s, 90s, and today.
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2023-02-14 at 6:38 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
I literally got butterflies reading that ….
Show me a picture of your butterflies reading that image.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Guyz guess what?
Idk but whatup im bored
So bored you can't make a chess.com username and play a fella . Heard
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2023-02-04 at 2:08 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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Fuuuck! He didn't do it. In fact not only did he not PROVIDE me with a new 500 inch TV, he seems to have taken my other TV away. I'm TV-less.
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Tell your God I want a new 500 inch TV to be in my living room when I walk out there in a few minutes.
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Speaking of Indians do any of you watch Kitboga? Another YouTube guy. Did you watch any of that geography king guy, Falco?
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It's 2 degrees here. Count your blessings and rest your neck.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Okay .
It's 'bish' not 'bitch.' Just for the record.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Ya u know. 🤗
I thought you were going back to bed silly goose
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Right. Ur usual inbox response. Lol you can take it with you, dummy.
So what I like wholesomeness shut up stop being mean
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Lol the paradox of inventing humor and not finding it funny
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