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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You kept writing A? What in the snail are you referring to?
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *blows you a French kiss*
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can't you just find the exact same job at a different corner store down the block?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This reminds me of that time you stopped posting for a few months do you remember that? I'm not comparing you two or saying it was "better" when you didn't post I was just curious what happened during that time
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    d'awwww this brings back candy or lala having to post pics for polecat vibez as 'it is too complicated'
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Just because there was a God doesn't mean he gives a fuck about you or your happiness, but a lack of religion will result in society that we see today. I don't really see the real "god" as that though.

    And when I talk about belief I believe it's good for the individual but I think the belief could give a god power in some way. Maybe the belief gives birth to a consciousness that we know as a god.

    Well right and I don't necessarily not believe in a god I'm just talking about the one whose "Word of God" explains that he does in fact care about us and loves us unconditionally (but also won't prevent baby rape)
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai I believe God is real in the same way I believe the sky is blue. Which is to say I have empirically based evidence suggesting both things may be true, but if I'm not actively looking at God or the sky then I have no beliefs one way or the other. "God is real" and "the sky is blue" were both things I believed equally true at one point or another, but I don't believe (or actively disbelieve!) that they are true.

    I have no faith, and that suits me. Neither the faith to believe in God's existence, nor the faith to believe God doesn't exist. If God's real, I really hope he's not the kind who thinks capacity for faith is of the utmost importance. Would be a real shame if everyone got into Heaven except people who weren't entirely credulous.

    Yeah this reminds me of the ole "if God is real I wouldn't want to worship him anyway if this is the shit he's cool with allowing to happen to us." It's a fair point tbh fam. Life is full of horrible fates and tragedies that religious folk have to justify as "God can't interfere it's just how it is" while simultaneously balancing "God loves you unconditionally and it's all His plan." Basically God would have to know exactly the outcome of everything that he is creating therefore God knew babies would get horribly raped and went ahead with it anyway. I guess I'm talking more specifically Christianity as I don't enough about any other religion but nonetheless anyone who believes in an all-powerful creator has to rationalize this sort of thing somehow.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not proud of anything that I haven't personally worked to achieve.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yeah. Tee Qee
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me I have an unopened package of socks I purchased just before summer and I have yet to wear them as i have LITERARY been wearing only my sandals or if I have to wear my shoes for a little bit I just wear my bare feet because lazy. I hope my socks haven't gone stale!!

    I have I think 11.5 pairs of undies but I love my superman white tights those are my favorite and I'll wear them nine days in a row it doesn't matter bro it doesn't matter bro


    I'm the opposite of your little broom I don't think I'll ever purchase new underpants EVER AGAIN. same 11.5 pairs for life ride or die dawg
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just kidding. I know Butt is probably driving. Okie dokie peace and love
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahh, self driving Tesla. What a QWEEN 👑!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m taking a nap when I get home I know that much

    you should LIVE DANGEROUSLY like austin powers international man of mystery and take a nap during your drive home. hashtag yolo, brolo
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ate some mushies and set the two cans next to one another and they looked like they were the most perfect combo of drinks in the world, then I combined them and it was quite the treat.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein You forget all the times you talked about abusing children ..I’ve seen you say 9 and 11 with my own eyes

    Terrible numbers. They remind me of that tragedy.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've never seen the purpose in a grown man (or an ungrown one) getting a tattoo…it's all very "look at me! look at me!"

    If you want to remember your mom just take a fucking photo of her.

    What if it's a tattoo inside your b-hole that nobody ever sees except for your most trusted peoples?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lil yachty

    ok heard you can have my art money i hereby officially declare you the recipient hear ye hear ye
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth

    My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth

    I'm just a nerd cursed, with badly disturbed nerves

    Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first?

    Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer Earth

    So I'm here to rule the planet,
    starting with your turf

    I hid a secret message inside of a word search

    With smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts

    I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts

    Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts

    Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's

    My first words were bleep-bleep and curse-curse

    Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt

    My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs

    Yanking out my stitches, hollering, "Nurse! nurse!

    You said this shot would numb it! Trick, it just hurts worse!"

    Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church

    But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps

    And it's like that, and it's like that
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lanny just stands her fat ass in the corner until he needs to bust a nut.

    the alternate ending to The Blair Witch Project
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    and accessories

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