2023-08-17 at 3:29 PM UTC
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I wanted to be a lawyer
Talking yourself out of being a lawyer is one of the most lawyerish things you could do lol.
Maybe you could still be a paralegal or something. Someone who more sits in the background, not the spotlight, just preparing arguments and helping lawyers while not having to do the heavy lifting so-to-speak.
Of course you'd still have to interact with folks but it would be easier to ease into it, and with time, like anything, your social skills would likely improve with the territory.
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man all the cool kids are smoking all these shatters and terpentines and crystalized THC and this and that I'm so behind the times
I'm like uh hey want to smoke a bowl of regular just, its just weed, and I get laughed out of the Panera's lobby every time
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2023-08-17 at 12:42 PM UTC
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I remember in 6th grade I had a pair of jean suspender things but I'd let the two straps hang down behind me and thought it made me look SOOPER KEwl. I did all the other 90s shit too at one point or another. Bleached blonde bowl cut parted down the middle type thing, jncos, chain wallet, mossimo and 26 red apparel, airwalks and vans, etc
All that matters is that THEE hottest girl in school, Lisa, liked me and we would walk down the hallway with our arms around each other and I felt like the most badass motherfucker in the world.
Then we'd go across the street after school to the little gas station where they had mortal Kombat 3 and play for hours and hours, pwning n00bs with Sektor and Smoke
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2023-08-17 at 1:22 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Cowboy2013
I may be thinking of the second one. Down up left left a right down.
And I stole somebody's x-brain or whatever you called them. My parents would always tell me they were sold out. Idk if they really were or they just didn't want to get it. Some stuff would be like that back then.
I was wondering if I was misremembering but yours sounded familiar too. It was also from the original. It brought up the cheat menu apparently?
https://www.ign.com/wikis/gen-cheats/Mortal_Kombat_1993_Cheats
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2023-08-17 at 1:24 PM UTC
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I think the x-brains probably were actually sold out. I remember going to our local sports store to try find a high-end yo yo and they were pretty much out of everything and the fanciest ones were locked up in a case and I couldn't afford them anyway.
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I'm going to do my standard and give you a stupid unhelpful answer and suggest you purchase a Chevrolet Huff so you can say "I'm offended, and leaving in a Huff."
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It's probably riskier to be a doordasher than it is to be a cop.
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2023-08-17 at 1:09 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Cowboy2013
I remember when my uncle gave me the blood code for mortal combat in like 1995 I was so happy. I don't think anybody forgets it.
Sega Genesis A B A C A B B
#neverforget
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2023-08-17 at 1:07 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Idk who wore pants like that like that made them popular. Marilyn Manson was pretty cool back then but he never wore anything like that that I know of.
Yeah I don't recall any celebrities wearing any of that shit really. I think it was just somehow trendy in like a monkey see monkey do type of way just seeing other kids doing it but who knows how it actually starts. FADS and whatnot. I don't recall any celebrities using yo-yos but for some fucking reason every guy in the world in 8th grade started to buy yo-yos and do yo-yo tricks for a few months until it got old and then we moved to the next thing.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
I love u even if u just smoke flower mmQ
Thanks bae it's the same reason I still use irl encyclopedias instead of the internet to search for anything ever. Ill stick to my roots.
If someone asks me when Sierra Mist was invented I can't just ask Alexa I have to say "I don't know" and then go through library and try to find a book that tells me.
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2023-08-17 at 5:35 AM UTC
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Lol d'awww did you talk to Jiggaboo?? He and I love you. Just be nice man not everyone is 'a weird'.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Been a while
I lost my dad
Bought a house in the uppity side of town
Married the former stripper I dated since 2010
Had cancer twice
Been sober a decade now
Hope to see some familiar faces
Henlo old pal. And I assume you're still at the factory? :)
Sorry bout your dad sorry bout your cancers
Happy for your wife, happy for your house, happy for your sobers
Bless your heart
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2023-08-15 at 8:54 PM UTC
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The official horror thread
Originally posted by frala
What a turd
polish me
nah if I was gonna recommend a movie based off of calming down it would probably be A Quiet Place part 1 and 2 or maybe Tremors lol
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2023-08-15 at 8:38 PM UTC
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The official horror thread
Originally posted by frala
Oh yeah I remember it a bit better now.
Good call. I do indeed like him. I will add them both.
HEARD! I will be asking for your thoughts on it one calender month from today. Or just watch it this moment lol. First one is only 77 minutes. They're both on Netflix btw
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It just doesn't seem like a wise thing to do.
Pencil 16 ***cranberry sauce***
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2023-08-15 at 5:37 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
If by cheesy you mean good ..yes absolutely
I mean cheesy as in... cheesy. They were good in a cheesy way. Maybe like myself sometimes. I don't think I ever listened to three six for deep introspective lyrics.
Sippin on some Syrup (sizzurp)
Slob on my Knob
Where's Da Bud?
Dis bitch, Dat hoe
Pussy Got Ya Hooked
Doe Boy Fresh
Tongue Ring
there's a little cheesiness going on there. I say it as a good thing.
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2023-08-15 at 5:12 PM UTC
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wooop wooop chicken chicken wooop wooop chicken head
haha timeless classic. I liked no scrubs too though. I liked it ALL. actually no I didn't like the boy band shit but I definitely had no problem fuxn with TLC.
fuckin 3-6 haven't listened to them in forever. I feel all their songs sounded pretty much the same. there were always kinda cheesy
let let le le let let let me see yo' tongue ring lol
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Some of you want to be the Donald. I stopped caring. I'll die tomorrow who gives a fuck.
The jab.
The election.
The drones.
The Medicaid.
The idk other things lol
The jedis
The Biden
The this and
The that
That's my stance
The this and the that
I say raise taxes I hate the border and I hate uhhh I hate air force one and I hate qualifed immunity
I also hate MOUNDS and almonds but I bet nobody is gonna shut that down even though I hate it and it's gross.
jaja
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Go ahead ghost. Ask me ur dumbass question. U look like a 12 year old girl
It appears exceedingly probable that his intention revolves around the acquisition of your esteemed father's electronic mail correspondence coordinates.
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