2023-08-03 at 1:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb
Vinny doesn't know about such things, you don't need chaps to herd cats.
maybe its you who lacks knowledges about such attire.
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2023-08-03 at 2:07 PM UTC
i think it's you who doesn't understand they have a function outside of your pride celebrations.
YOu wear jeans and put chaps over them so you can walk through thickets of brush (Here it's not a rain forest with big ass leaves, it's generally pokey shit and everything is dusty, dry, and gonna stab you) so you put your jeans on (Normally jeans but I have worn them with shorts to hunt with (Not leather tho, mine were this hard light tan canvas cuz those black leather ones are retarded hot when you're walking through brush to kick up grouse/pheasants/quail shit like that. In America it's called "Upland Game" it's when former Vice PResident Dick CHeney shot his friend he didn't like "on accident" in the face from 20 yards away.
so you put the chaps on, remember how I said they were really hot and uncomfortable, if you need to wear them everyday your ass is gonna be a swamp, so they makee them assless so when you sit down you don't have leather between your ass, with your pants and your leather all resting on a horse,
not because it's gay but because it's comfortable, then some gay cowboys put them on and said fuck the pants I'm trying to get it in back there, and it became this huge gay thing
but no assless chaps are not any gayer than a jock strap (Which also has the ass exposed) and is worn by those doing atheletics (With pants over there and a nut cup to protect the cock) and like half the gay people I know.
I don't, for the record, wear or have ever tried assless chaps or a jock strap on in a gay setting.
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2023-08-03 at 2:10 PM UTC
I thought how funny owuld it be when I started selling "assless condoms" to gay customers that come in and buy like 6 or 9 at a time but then I realized I don' tha ea fucking job anymore.
2023-08-03 at 2:14 PM UTC
"HI can I get six standard trojans Zach?"
"these are assless condoms now, you understand that right?"
"what"
but i am not now in a position to fuck with people from a bullet proof cube
if someone grabbed a weird beer that I Don't drink i tell them it's non alcoholic sometimes and when they say no it's not I act all surprised while I ring them up and say no shit imma try one right now. LOL I Love fucking with people, drinking red bull, beer, calling people while i'm at work andshit talking anyone they don't like. bro i do it all, sometimes I would hide behind the cash register and hit the weed pipe as hard as I could and stand up and see like a family and shit trying to check out haha and I gotta kinda like ring em up as I blow the smoke tot he side so the kids don't see i'm higher than fuck at work
"Zachary C.
Store Manager"
LOL
2023-08-03 at 2:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yeah, not the purpose of chaps…just as ramming an avocado up your ass is not the correct use for one either
Oh.
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2023-08-03 at 2:32 PM UTC
MY friend told me that they'r enot operating third shift cuz no one else wants to do it and now the peopel who work there are supposed to call 911 if anyone steals and if they don't they just keep going in there until they do and grabbed 10-16 beers and when the beer cooler doesn't open, they just squat down, hit a button under it, (While the cashier is like what the fuck how do they know that) and fill up backpacks
it's been happening for four hours this morning and gonna keep happening and the police can gt involved or not (They won't for fmassive beer theft) and they are just gonna keep running in and out ofthere until they're out of beer
This is what you get for firing me.
2023-08-03 at 2:33 PM UTC
Can't you just find the exact same job at a different corner store down the block?
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2023-08-04 at 10:43 AM UTC
Dont you get even a little bit tired of being a gigantic fuckup and imploding your life a couple times a year, only to have to start back from square one older, more broke, more tired, more gay?
busted bisexual bradley b beniggers himself every time he imbibes a bubbly beverage on his boss’s buck
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2023-08-04 at 10:47 AM UTC
Honestly dude if youre happy more power to you but i have to believe youd like to do better. Im older than you, but even youre too old for this shit. Pick urself up by ur assless chaps, stop doing stims and figure ur life out.
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