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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    dont do that.


    why did you tell me to play this ?

    https://youtu.be/6ua7UERQgzo
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm ^one of the angry ppl in the Montgomery incidents

    Lay down weird.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra he tried to 'buy' kids from his single mother fans and said that fucking kids was 'mega lolz'

    they asked him after he was arrested if it was still mega lolz and he said 'no it's just lolz now'

    don't bother talking to Myers he's mean these days

    I never realized how fucking young you fuckers were when i first joined zoklet

    i was like 28 and all these dorks were barely even 20 lol. fucking losers

    now i am the loser. keep up.

    just kidding kind of but hahah sploo and roshmbo were like 17 little kids i feel bd for them. we should all die
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I might have 'executive dysfunction' or ADHD even maybe. Other than just 'depression' I'm trying to find a logical explanation why I do (or don't do) certain things, for example walking past the same piece of crumpled up empty bag on my floor 1000x in a row instead of taking literally 3 seconds to pick it up and throw it away.

    And when I'm at work I'm almost literally the opposite and will keep myself busy with tasks and projects and I actually get bothered when I see a random garbage or something that needs obvious cleaning.

    So I don't think it's just pure laziness so much as it's some other fucked up mental thing. I definitely FEEL lazy when I leave some dishes sitting there for weeks, but I know in my loins I'm not lazy.

    Even if I'm visiting friends who have some dishes or their cat litter needs changing I notice it and am like 'oh here let me help you with that it's all good' and I will have no problem doing chores and I actually in a weird way WANT to, and then I'm sitting there wondering why the fuck can't i do these for myself so easily.

    It's weird m8s. It's weird.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If not ill make up for it next month k?

    I have no more feathers to ruffle. Maybe it was a misclick as wariat and hikki were both options and they would've easily been my default choices.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weak-willed person checking in.

    It's just a good time simple as that. If it wasn't there wouldn't be hundreds of millions of people imbibing in it every fucking day.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Myers why are you so mean these days bro? What the H?
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley o yea an i forgot i have narcan inside or i could've probably saved his life but you know in the moment, you don't think about that kinda stuff and i kinda locked up and got scared, so it took 10 minutes for narcan to show up

    I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn’t.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Any insurance company which offers special rider insurance. All the big retailers like Walmart have it.

    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rider.asp

    Hmm. From what I see it looks like they're self-insured or just 'eat their losses.' People tend to say a few different things though. I can't find much on them actually having an insurance company that would pay them billions of dollars a year in theft loss.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm NOT FUCKING AROUND. srs biznis all day erry day papa don't play that shit .

    Heard.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to go to the local hardware store DECKED TO THE BRIM in bud light paraphernalia wearing three masks (also bud light themed) and picketing outside the store to bring back the covid vaccine tenfold BIDEN 2024 ERASE OUR STUDENT LOANS WE DESERVE IT!!

    I used to like those little 8 pack pounders like 9 years ago of bud light then I switched to the same thing bud HEAVY then I switched yellow mango carts now I've been on 12 packs of BIG WAVE for at least a year now if I go to the beer store I get the EXACT same thing every single time with no exceptions I'm a man of principle and other words
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Q
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In the meantime I like to just roam the streets looking for people with just a glimmer of hope in their eyes and inviting them over to convince them that theyre fucking stupid and we should talk about it all day long on my atheism podcast
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai In fairness to God, I was envisioning a world where even reddit atheists go to heaven. It's just the fence sitting fuckos like me who don't get into heaven, but especially the ones to whom god's existence is made apparent and for whom that somehow still is not enough. I could see that irritating me if I was even a little pompous, and deities have every right to be.

    Yeah I myself told God hey man like no disrespect but I'm not gonna go to church or like really actively believe in you anymore but also it's nothing personal and if you're real you already know all this so if you just please forgive me and my feeble human brain and not let me get raped by the devil for all of eternity if I am in fact wrong, that would be much appreciated. I'm hoping that covers my bases.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good morning Jerry. Pull up a chair at this massive oak table. Why did Brad hurt your feelings? I don't feel like scrolling up and looking.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You kept writing A? What in the snail are you referring to?
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *blows you a French kiss*
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can't you just find the exact same job at a different corner store down the block?
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This reminds me of that time you stopped posting for a few months do you remember that? I'm not comparing you two or saying it was "better" when you didn't post I was just curious what happened during that time
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    d'awwww this brings back candy or lala having to post pics for polecat vibez as 'it is too complicated'
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