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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just cooked dominos pizza for dinner as I had a free pizza from them. Its funny when a 'free' pizza ends up costing 10 dollars to be delivered with a tip and then also their minimum delivery amount is 16.00 fucking faggots its like the opposite of free ordering extra stupid shit that I didn't even want just so I can make the minimum
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 There's a lot of crazy stories about the Vietcong. Poisonous snakes and stuff. Something like that or even spikes that stop people from wanting to run will make them easy targets. The psychological part of it may be more important than the trap actually killing or seriously injuring the person. Them always having to watch their step.





    How does it work?

    And they would make the spike traps and smear shit on the spikes so when people fell on them they'd be way more likely to get an infection around the wounds lol
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I see the previous owner offering one star review people 50 dollar gift cards. That makes me want to just leave one star reviews on every restaurant in my town and try to get a bunch of free food from the owners trying to 'make it right.'
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € They killed her brother with the jab, too.

    Perfectly safe!

    Lol nice try. They're both alive.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nothing, forever.

    I see the Seinfeld one is no longer up but there's some other shittier one called Watch Me Forever.

    Boo
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just odd to demand sources, get 150 of them, and say oh well I still don't believe it lol.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Makes me think of those keychains I used to see in gas stations that say shit like "I can go from 0 - Bitch in 3.5 seconds don't mess with me" or "crochety asshole and damn proud of it's as if that's actually something to actually boast about.

    I mean there's certainly plenty of good times to be either of those but I don't know why anyone would brag about it being their default mode.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get a fucking life.

    Lol
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Smooches
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No I didn't click on any of them. Just a bunch of shit and piss and nipple torture stuff. None of that is my cup of piss tea.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I only use ThisVid

    Well gosh dang. That was... Peculiar.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    remember that video of the dude who kills his pest neighbors when they're giving him shit for not shoveling his driveway properly?


    timeless classic


    when he literally goes back into his garage to get another gun as the lady is laying in the street and he says maybe next time you'll learn to shut the fuck up and shoots and her in the head

    haha then he goes back into his own house and kills himself too


    he makes a good point maybe next time just SHUT THE FUCK UP

    i love that video god bless ya
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've AKSHUALLY known Lauren way before you did. I knew her when she was just a little babby.

    Now that I think about it I think I actually delivered her. She came out of my womb. She's my babby.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    polecat made me post that for him
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    im definitely not reading through 100 posts as i just saw this thread

    but obviously to me you would have to be a victim to be scared to live in Chicago or anywhere

    are these honestly real questions?


    is iT oK to LiVe in FlOrIda?

    cAn I lIvE iN GrEeN BaY wIsCoNsOn?

    are you retarded?

    you wanna be like jill the car and run away like a victim? you can live anywhere you fucking want. I HATE NEW YORK IT SCARES ME
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who do you think im appropriating?

    DONT SAY sand niggaz from Egypt
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Haven't watched TV in 30 years.

    that didn't scare me


    don't be like mash cmon man I'm trying to have a fucking normal conversation with you just

    what do you do during your day

    do you do woodwork out in your shed?

    read books?

    logic pussles?/
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Spectral do you watch TV what do you do in your spare time when you aren't here? do you think trailer park boys is low brow and beneath you or are you somehow proud of being from the same country as its from?

    dumb questions please answer tho
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai I go back 5 seconds, and then I go back 5 seconds, and I go back 5 seconds etc etc - "going back 5 seconds" is really "going back infinitely in 5 second increments". After our hands are revealed, I can just go back to when the cards were dealt with not only knowledge of people's hands, but how everything else about the game will develop. Not only is this better for poker, it is a downright god-tier super power.

    (Obviously this is cheating and if you can really just go back 5 seconds but arbitrarily only once per hand for whatever reason then yeah that's kinda not great compared to knowing everyone's hands. Although, that said, even with some arbitrary cap on it, 5 seconds has way more non-poker utility so it's kind of better to pick for that reason. But if all we care about is poker, and with all the arbitrary restrictions in place that make it obviously worse than the other thing, then yeah: it's obviously worse. )

    Goddamn that was a really good argument. But is it superior to knowing all hands? Like I get what you're saying oh huehue you can just keep going back but no. You can't keep doing more 5 seconds. Just once per hand. Fuck. I'm backtracking to make my own argument that isn't even an argument. How do you do this?

    You are one of the funniest smartest people I've ever met HTS. I'm derailing the shit out of this thread but you teally are.

    But honestly in terms of winning, knowing all hands at all times, you would know when to do anything. Of course rewinding 5 seconds helps but yeah you can't rewind more than 5. Fuck you I get it. Fuck you
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny will that bd your excuse when they catch you with an errection at the sight of a little boy.

    do you ever think of yourself as the last bastion of the child fuckers ? you, sophie, litteligger, whoever else it was there


    you obviously do. you and wariat on the same page and you obviously BOAST about it and BASTE in it.

    honestly I get it. 4han isn't cool anymore anything isn't cool anymore you can only be a cool anymore and even you are just subtle like you pretend not to want to fuck kids bug you want to and somehow we have all just have become allowed to it, sucosumbed whatever the word is.

    youre a kid fucker. Specrtral just watches you and doesn't fry your mother board. if any of us actually met you in real life we would fucking beat the shit out of you but you get the internet behind you and it won't happen. this and that this and that.
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