2023-08-03 at 10:06 PM UTC
Literally I don't like doing laundry but I also don't like wearing dirty chonies. That's why I invented a life hack, I can literary buy a 6 pack of bikinis for 12 bucks, that's only like about a couple dollars a day in underwear costs which if you think about it is less than people spend on cigarettes.
Hows that for a new non smoking campaign? Put a picture of all my underwear on a box of cigarettes that says "WOULDNT YOU RATHER BE BUYING THIS INSTEAD "
And also eventually I'll have enough underwear to fill up a whole washing machine and finally do it and be good for another year, or just say Fuc it and throw them away or take them to the Wash n Fold. Which is where the bikinis shine because they are among the lightest weight undergarments available for a strong man.- because they charge by the pound obviously. Also it would be kinda funny( maybe also slightly embarrassing but I'll be o.k.) to me to show up with a thirty gallon bag of used underwear
I wish I could do this with socks too because new socks are the most comfortable but I only wear American made wool , as I'm something of a patriot, and I just can't justify the cost of new socks every day to my accountant
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2023-08-03 at 10:22 PM UTC
That reminds me I have an unopened package of socks I purchased just before summer and I have yet to wear them as i have LITERARY been wearing only my sandals or if I have to wear my shoes for a little bit I just wear my bare feet because lazy. I hope my socks haven't gone stale!!
I have I think 11.5 pairs of undies but I love my superman white tights those are my favorite and I'll wear them nine days in a row it doesn't matter bro it doesn't matter bro
I'm the opposite of your little broom I don't think I'll ever purchase new underpants EVER AGAIN. same 11.5 pairs for life ride or die dawg
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2023-08-04 at 2:13 PM UTC
no matter how many pairs of underwear i have i keep having underwear crisis thats when i realize i have reach the last fresh underwear and having a months worth of unwashed undies in a pile and theyre not going to dry by tomorrow evening.
i have two months worth of shirts and about half a year worth of pants or more since jeans can be worn for a week. sometimes even longer so those are fine.
