2015-08-20 at 4:48 PM UTC
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ATTN: Everyone
TL - teeny loving PTL - pre-teeny loving ? :o
2015-08-20 at 8:48 AM UTC
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Catholic girls
shut the fuck up Bill Krozby and rape her like she wants you to.
2015-08-20 at 4:38 AM UTC
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how to man up and quit drugs?
I holistically agree with AngryOnion.
All law is subject to change, therefore criminality is subjective. That's why you can fuck lolis in country A but if you do it in country B you are the worst type of person ever. That's why you can burn and torture a thief in country A while the cops look on with smiles on their faces, but if you do it in country B you are the worst type of person ever. That's why when I steal from a church, I'm not a criminal, but instead a HERO.
Wait, Myers is better than me?? Noooooooo!!!!!!!
I voted for myself because it made me feel better for a fraction of a second.
2015-08-19 at 2:50 AM UTC
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collapse all subforums
I'd like my own personal subforum where I can post un-funny one liners and reply to myself and also thank myself. Thank you.
2015-08-18 at 9:32 AM UTC
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Attn: darth beaver
Originally posted by Bradley
ya i just spent 27$ on two beers which is a lot of money but i figured splurging is good when you're traveling, what kind of beer do you drink Wariat? One of my favorites is this heavy ass Americanized Polish beer, called an IPA. If I go to a bar and I'mma get one (2) beers for 27 fucking bucks I'm sure as fuck gonna drink the strong oneI'm nervous as shit, turns out I'm not as unliked as I believe myself to be (I am my biggest critic, and the meanest to myself) My friends wanna pick me up from the MIlwaukee Airport, but I know if my Co President, Second in Command, Ex girlfriend agree to come to the aiport to take me to the hospital for "treatment" nigga I got this fatass {redacted} waitin from my boy when I get there and they been having some trubbbles since I left and all I gotta do is go back home and murder our enemies. & part of me really wants to do good & part of me really likes doing badass gangster shit with my homies, and my hoe ass ex girlfriend I"mma fuck in the ass again, dude if my friends pick me up there's no way I"m gonna get treatment there plan is to: arm me. I"m like good fuckin plan dude, I will submit a picture of me at the bar drinkin and typing this and the weapons that my boy said he's gonna clear up the debt he owes me (I never owe debts but frequently am owed them, btw , from my friends, family, everyone, but I don't charge interest or mind helping anyone).[redacted] with the drum clip that matches the [redacted], bustin wit dat {redacted} MAKE THEM BITCHES BACK IT UP.
I like to drink beers wiht fruit flavors like designer beers that have like rasberries in it. In Poland you can even ask star trek he will tell you you can buy additional juices or like flavors to throw into any beer for a couple of zloty or like 0 cents. Ive never seen this in any other country where they add flavors to beers or juixes. They even have hot beers here.
I thoroughly enjoyed your story OP. Please, for the sake of all things decent, I beg of you to repeat it for my bemusement, at least one more time. Thank you.
2015-08-17 at 9:56 AM UTC
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is everyone evil
Mr. Orange offered me employment opportunity of which I couldn't even begin to ascribe myself to. Stop offering me advice and tell me how to effectively kill myself. Or just sit and wait until I see a psychiatrist at the end of this month who puts me on the medication that I need to become the mmmmmmmQuestions that I once was. HUE *cuts self*
