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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is being 'truly hungry' supposed to be some rite of passage to being 'truly a man?' I mean, who gives a shit. I've never been truly hungry either, thankfully, I've found a way to provide for myself before I've ever had to resort to eating vermin or random animals out of desperation.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Will any of these tools make me lots and lots of moneyz? I want that tool if you have it. THANKS
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's the point of the internet if you don't use it?

    It was a joke, bud.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Massachusetts has my vote. What's with those bikini tops though? I guess I get that there's a ruffly things to sits over the top of the basic bikini but in most of those pics the ruffly thing makes it look like they're wearing a clumpy wrinkly over-sized bikini top and it's just REALLY UNBECOMING, if you will. Dang.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I keep getting banned from sites, any good IP maskers to circumvent this you guys?"

    "Don't use the internet."

    Sincerely, fanglefuckingbitchassfaggotniggerkai
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *you're dumb*
    *no, you*
    *yeah yeah, nice one, dummy*
    *you don't even know me*
    *I know you're dumb*
    *pffft, as if*
    *man come one say something funny*
    *don't bait me*
    *you can't, can you?*
    *I'm not playing your game*
    *I won the game long ago, you're pathetic*
    *you think you won but you actually lost*
    *nobody likes you*
    *well, everybody hates you*
    *I can kill your family if I want*
    *you couldn't kill a fly*
    *I just did*
    *prove it*
    *I don't have to prove anything*
    *sandpaper*
    *turnip truck*
    *get rekt*
    *get fukd*
    *I'm embarrassed for you*
    *remind me to give a shit*
    *oh but you do you replied*
    *I'm playing like you a fiddle*
    *you couldn't play the fiddle if your life depended on it*
    *I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast*
    *YOUR MOM!*
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not the source of the picture, where is the talk/research paper of the astrobiologist who scientifically confirmed it was an actual crab alien? We actually do, we have been studying mars for decades now. Yeah, because MAGIC!!! There is only one way life can exist that we know of, and that's with water. Saying: Yeah but what if this alien just works differently! Well, what if there's a flying spaghetti monster hovering over your head right now but it's invisible? You can't deny it's there, because you just won't be able to see it. What if the spaghetti monster just works that way? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN! See what i mean.
    Would thankzez
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah let's re-rail this thread and pound it back into working condition. Show a little FUCKING respect why don't ya? JESUS FUCKING DANG IT.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [SIZE=26px]hhnnnnnngggghgnngghhhhhhhhhh *herp derp slobber* [/SIZE]
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you Jesus.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah so you guys may just think she is nothing but a slam pig but you guys are all wrong. I think I might pursue her and see where it goes. Well here goes nothing I think she is beautiful here goes nothing , Her name is Joleine and she's from Beetha, Tx.

    …. http://imgur.com/bXiIoDD

    Well this is awkward. I fucking dated her for almost a year. Not to rub it in, but she let me fuck that pussy on the first date, and every date after that, which was like 53 of them. 54 times I tapped that sweet sweet 'tang.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's purely coincidence that 'hot young teen' is the most searched porn on the internet.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's not that it's 'bad', it's that mmmmquestions is a wierdo

  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    80 days clean someone pat me on the back.

    *pats you on the ass, slowly with a caress*
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you ever tell us the story?

    I'd imagine it goes like this:

    "One day, I decided to do a lot of drugs; more than I had ever done. I ended up in the hospital because my body couldn't handle the amount of drugs I chose to intake that particular day. I woke up and thought to myself 'what have I become? I need to stop fussing around with the drug life.' I quit using drugs that day, because I don't want to die yet."
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's wrong with the IP you have now?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please stop hating on wikipedia; it has feelings too you know.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    mmmmq, did you search for that image, or did you just like……already have it?

    things are really getting wierd in this thread now…..

    Ever since I purchased (stole) my 5-terabyte capacity external hard-drive a few years ago, I've only had one file saved to it- the smash the babies photo. I've been waiting patiently for my best opportunity to use it and alas the time came. So to answer your question, yes, I already had it. And in case you're wondering, that picture single-handedly takes up 4.9999 terabytes of data for some reason; maybe because of all the encrypted newborn porn within it. *shrug*
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No I had not ever seen a baby until you posted that. Thanks for clearing things up. Carry on.
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