Who's the quintessential member?

1. 2015-08-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #1
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   Which user is the centerpoint of this site and the totse spirit? Sometimes I think it's me because I'm 90% of the site's traffic, but it's probably -Spectral. He's been around in his wheelchair rotting away rallying against kidiots and roofing his biceps into mountains for the past 20 years, and if there are multiple sites to go to after one closes down, you're most likely to pick the one that -Spectral goes to, because he carries the weight of the legacy with him and on his cardiovascular system. If you vote for yourself I'm going to call the police on you.
2. 2015-08-19 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I voted for myself because it made me feel better for a fraction of a second.
3. 2015-08-19 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Thanks for including me in the poll, i wanted to vote for everyone except for spectral but realized i couldn't so i will refrain for now.
4. 2015-08-19 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #4
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   OK now I need your dad's email address
5. 2015-08-19 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #5
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   you may refer to me as 'crazy mike', the random names I choose are for obfuscation purposes alone.
   
   also, I probably don't count, because I didn't join until zoklet.
6. 2015-08-19 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #6
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   i didnt either. you posted in my first thread ever, remember that? bros 4 lyfe. there are only like 10 active members on this site anyway. i forgot to include Bill Krozby but he's fucking Bill Krozby. besides that the list is comprehensive.
7. 2015-08-19 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #7
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   also, its obvious that it is the triangleists. I joined zoklet for the 'criminal social club' aspect, and stayed for the sploo and roshambo.
8. 2015-08-19 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   OK now I need your dad's email address

   
   [email]Yahweh@celestial.post[/email]
9. 2015-08-19 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #9
   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   i didnt either. you posted in my first thread ever, remember that? bros 4 lyfe. there are only like 10 active members on this site anyway. i forgot to include Bill Krozby but he's fucking Bill Krozby. besides that the list is comprehensive.

   
   
   
   Yeah, I don't remember your first thread, but it is hard for me to resist posting in your threads. I was a lot like you 20+ years ago. Well, besides the torture porn part. I always preferred some light lesbian bdsm.
10. 2015-08-19 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Official ranking by perceived level of general ability to function in modern society:

    1. sophie
    2. arthur treacher
    3. lanny
    4. tdr
    5. mmQ
    6. §m£ÂgØL
    7. malice
    8. the trianglists (morphinan and sploo)
    9. spectral
11. 2015-08-19 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #11
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    Is "inability to function in society" synonymous with "necessity for the function of totse"? It probably is.
    
    edit: 2222th SG post get
12. 2015-08-19 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, probably. I mean all the old totse posters either outgrew that mindset or are still here, generally debilitated by drugs or other inabilities to cope with real life (or both). This place (not just this site but basically everything after the first year or two of zoklet) is fucking death in the same way cigarettes, alcohol, and heroin are. A comfortable flavor of death that'll kill you like anything else but that you don't really mind because fuck, what else really deserves to end your sorry ass? Rather die on the hill I know than some other niggers manufactured alamo.
13. 2015-08-19 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #13
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    if you call successfully raising two kids while managing to live a middle class life completely off the proceeds of criminal activity, while avoiding prison; 'functioning in modern society', then yeah, that list is accurate.
    
    I more see it as:
    
    1. lanny
    2. sophist
    3. me
    
    Lanny first, because his efforts to educate himself show that he will contribute to society in positive ways, and therefore function quite well; and sophist #2, because I don't know what he does for a living but I assume its something deliciously subversive, plus he is smart as a whip.
14. 2015-08-19 at 11 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Official ranking by perceived level of general ability to function in modern society:
    

    1. sophie
    2. arthur treacher
    3. lanny
    4. tdr
    5. mmQ
    6. §m£ÂgØL
    7. malice
    8. the trianglists (morphinan and sploo)
    9. spectral

    
    
    

    if you call successfully raising two kids while managing to live a middle class life completely off the proceeds of criminal activity, while avoiding prison; 'functioning in modern society', then yeah, that list is accurate.
    
    I more see it as:
    
    1. lanny
    2. sophist
    3. me
    
    Lanny first, because his efforts to educate himself show that he will contribute to society in positive ways, and therefore function quite well; and sophist #2, because I don't know what he does for a living but I assume its something deliciously subversive, plus he is smart as a whip.

    
    
15. 2015-08-19 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dang man, looks like i didnt make the squad.
16. 2015-08-19 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    dang man, looks like i didnt make the squad.

    
    You'll always be number one for me. Here's a lucky star for you.
    
    
17. 2015-08-19 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #17
    arthur treacher African Astronaut

    dang man, looks like i didnt make the squad.

    
    
    
    once we find out who's alt you are, then maybe you will be ranked.
18. 2015-08-19 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    cant vote for myself so I'd say mmQ
    back on zoklet he was "the guy" that I chose as the basic coolguy when I first got there
    or was the michael myers
19. 2015-08-19 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #19
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    fuck michael myers
    
    fuck that motherfucker
20. 2015-08-19 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #20
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    all the "other" votes are me tbh