Attn: darth beaver

1. 2015-08-16 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #1
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   made you look
2. 2015-08-17 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I looked, too. :(
3. 2015-08-18 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #3
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I wish I could write a script where, if someone reads a certain thread, their face melts like raiders of the lost ark.
4. 2015-08-18 at 2:42 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Or they instantly turn to stone, like looking directly at the Medusa. Then they accidentally fall over and shatter into small shards.
5. 2015-08-18 at 9:32 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Originally posted by Bradley
   
   
   ya i just spent 27$ on two beers which is a lot of money but i figured splurging is good when you're traveling, what kind of beer do you drink Wariat? One of my favorites is this heavy ass Americanized Polish beer, called an IPA. If I go to a bar and I'mma get one (2) beers for 27 fucking bucks I'm sure as fuck gonna drink the strong oneI'm nervous as shit, turns out I'm not as unliked as I believe myself to be (I am my biggest critic, and the meanest to myself) My friends wanna pick me up from the MIlwaukee Airport, but I know if my Co President, Second in Command, Ex girlfriend agree to come to the aiport to take me to the hospital for "treatment" nigga I got this fatass {redacted} waitin from my boy when I get there and they been having some trubbbles since I left and all I gotta do is go back home and murder our enemies. & part of me really wants to do good & part of me really likes doing badass gangster shit with my homies, and my hoe ass ex girlfriend I"mma fuck in the ass again, dude if my friends pick me up there's no way I"m gonna get treatment there plan is to: arm me. I"m like good fuckin plan dude, I will submit a picture of me at the bar drinkin and typing this and the weapons that my boy said he's gonna clear up the debt he owes me (I never owe debts but frequently am owed them, btw , from my friends, family, everyone, but I don't charge interest or mind helping anyone).[redacted] with the drum clip that matches the [redacted], bustin wit dat {redacted} MAKE THEM BITCHES BACK IT UP.
   
   I like to drink beers wiht fruit flavors like designer beers that have like rasberries in it. In Poland you can even ask star trek he will tell you you can buy additional juices or like flavors to throw into any beer for a couple of zloty or like 0 cents. Ive never seen this in any other country where they add flavors to beers or juixes. They even have hot beers here.
6. 2015-08-18 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Was the Medusa induced stone really that fragile that it would break into "small shards" upon a simple toppling over? I guess maybe that was her gig, like she knew the stone was feeble and would break so very easily, rather than a strong compound that could withhold a simple tumbling over and potentially give way for time to pass and the statue-state to…go away? I mean, if they turned to stone and they couldn't get turned back. then it wouldn't really matter the composition of the stone and it would probably be for fun for everyone if it wasn't able to crumble apart, rather the victims would remain entombed in their solid state forever, for the general public's amusement as well as Medusa herself. I always figured someone who would want people to shatter into little pieces would go with the ice approach. I don't know.

   
   Medusa didn't choose to be able to turn people to stone with a look, she used to be beautiful so Poseidon raped her and in a classic case of blame the victim Poseidon's lover Athena cursed Medusa with a face so hideous the mere sight of it would turn anyone to stone.
   
   True story, well at least according to the mythology.
7. 2015-08-18 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I just liked the Star Trek TOS episode where that happened.
8. 2021-04-11 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   Jisatsu_Fujoshi1998 Houston
   The turner of a song is a good idea to have the song album of a church album of a music album of a