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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to suck dicks outta Brooklyn.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm surprised nobody here other than brad has even acknowledged the fakeness of this.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    maximum wage is the answer, and that's on the real.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah man, you're right, these proles just _think_ earning a living wage is a good thing. In reality they'd just be losing out by not struggling to make ends meet, dying earlier, eating worse, and being generally less happy. What fools are they to imagine literally dying from poverty isn't somehow actually working to their advantage.

    It's a fucking SICK world we live in these days.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^you just gotta take a piss to clean it out.. anyways mmmmmq get on tc right meow!

    Hey, I'm just throwing things out there. YOU'RE THE EXPERT! XD

    No I'm going back to bed I don't even know why I'm awake.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^pre ejaculate doesnt contain any semen. I've done it tons of times and have never had a kid as a consequence of doing so

    [FONT=Helvetica Neue]Although pre-ejaculate does not contain sperm when it is produced, it [/FONT]can[FONT=Helvetica Neue] pick up leftover sperm in the urethra. This means that [/FONT]pre-ejaculate can contain sperm[FONT=Helvetica Neue] when it leaves the body, creating a risk for [/FONT]pregnancy[FONT=Helvetica Neue]. Pre-ejaculate can also [/FONT]transmit STIs.

    http://teenclinic.org/about/get-answers/tag/pre-ejaculate/

    [SIZE=26px]*JUST THE TIP* [/SIZE]
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So what did you post this with?

  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    bai :(
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The math in my post was exaggerated to make a point and you know it. Try baiting someone who bites regularly like SpectraL.

    Lol. I ask a question and I'm 'baiting?' Ok... Fuck nobody can have a normal discussion anymore it seems. Apparently we all have secret agendas. I guess I missed the point you were trying to make...but I'm guessing it was- we raise minimum wage and the cost of living is going to go up? I'm sure it would, but not that dramatically. If you have to exaggerate to make the point that everything is going to cost so much more it's going to be ridiculous, that sort of defeats the exact implied point of what you're saying. The cost of living will go up, the cost of a burger will go up, but very marginally.

    I can see how a $15 minimum wage can and would have a negative affect on smaller business and places struggling to get by as it is. There's no doubt about that. I don't know what the solution is either, but it has (in my mind) something to do with wealth distribution which obviously isn't an easy fix. I'll never think it's right for people to make 20x as much an hour than the person beneath them who is doing twice the amount of work. Sure, I do think that if you put in your time and work your way up the chain that you deserve to make more money than the entry-level positions and burger flippers, but when the amount is so egregiously higher, what the fuck?

    Also, I'm not a proponent for $15 minimum wage as I do think a person should have to earn that type of money (not that that's an extreme amount of money). I have worked around enough teenagers working their first job, making minimum wage at $7.50 an hour, and so many of them are lazy, slow, inefficient workers, and to me they don't deserve to make more money if they aren't willing to demonstrate their abilities. Now they, and others, might say, "well if you actually payed them decent, maybe they would work harder!" Yeah, maybe they would. That's what raises are for, and that's a whole other discussion. Employees these days seem to think that a 50 cent or a dollar raise is a big deal, but frankly, it's not. If you make $8 an hour, full time, and really prove to your employer that you are a hard-working asset, and he/she compliments you with a $1.00 raise, what does that even mean? That's an insult. That's like.. an extra $50 or $60 a paycheck if you're actually working 80 hours. $50 fucking dollars. Am I projecting? Maybe. lol. I make more than the amounts I'm discussing, but as a person who's worked in the hospitality industry most of my life, and worked hard and well at my jobs, I can certainly say that most employers are very cheap and very unwilling to give significant raises to those who deserve it. Perhaps if that started happening more, people would start working harder as a collective, and businesses would run smoother.

    There needs to be some magic guy in a cape that goes around to every business everywhere and does performance reviews on every single employee, every month, and decides the appropriate wage/salary for said employees. Give him a wand and magical abilities to boot. Thank you Jesus.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also if you pay $15 per hour to flip burgers the dumb bastard flipping the burger will have to work 40 minutes to be able to afford the burger he is flipping

    Lots of burger flippers get paid at least $10 an hour as it stands, and a double cheeseburger (at McDonalds) is still like $1.25. Why would the rate of a single cheeseburger suddenly cost $10 if people got paid $3-$4 more an hour, and why doesn't a cheeseburger at McDonalds cost $7.00 right now?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where I can sell my piss balloons tho?
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    bling is whiter than a mashlehash
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not even sure he was trying to kill her, he may just been one of those super asshole careless dads.

    You're kidding, right?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MQ, are you familiar with this? https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/

    Might be up your ally if you're in the mood for the macabre.

    One of my choice picks when looking through the top monthly posts: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35f_1439912663

    You can also see the raw footage of the videos he uploaded here: http://twittershooter.herobo.com/

    Wow, actually uploading first person footage of your shooting… The shooter committed suicide after a police chase, btw. I wish he had shot some cops.

    Screenshot of his twitter: http://i.imgur.com/xpcemRM.jpg
    Oh shit, he was Black! Well, at least this will be bad for the leftists anti-gun narrative, the lone shooter wasn't a White male. It will be funny to see how much they avoid showing pictures of him where his race is clear and mentioning his race in general.

    No I was not familiar, and it led me to this video which I had someone never seen. Although I watched the entire thing, Jesus fucking Christ man. That me be one of the most fucked up videos I've ever watched.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11c_1440569605
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It takes me ONE post to know who you are, EVERY TIME. Literal cringe university BMI checks tho.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm kidding. I only watched it like 7 times. It's actually not that interesting of a video, I just really enjoy the screams and the newscaster's face when it cuts back to the studio. Ha!
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Because if it is, I don't wanna be right. ahuehuehuehue

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c1_1440614732
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It will work if your plan is to get arrested. It would be like yelling fire. As soon as people realize no one has a gun they will be pissed at you and shoot you with their own gun.

    That's why you don't stand on a pedestal and draw everyone's attention to you before you yell it. Find a crowded place and just tuck your head into your shirt/coat collar and blurt it out- ''HOLEH FUCKING CHRIST HE'S GOT A GUUNNNNNNN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    As I type that I'm thinking it's a bad idea, because I don't think anyone would give a shit and at THAT point it WOULD be embarrassing and awkward since everyone would know it was you who yelled it. It's a gamble for sure, as the only way it works is if everyone around you immediately goes into a frantic state of panic and wild movement as a result of your exclamation. You'd probably be better of yelling BOMB! That or just learn to pick-pocket effectively. If you need a partner, I'm potentially available.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The triple 'XD' was pretty cringe inducing though.

    Then I'm doing it right. [SIZE=28px]*ALL THE XDs IN THE WORLD* [/SIZE]
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it part of a trilogy?

    Hmmm. If I recall correctly it's part of an icosikaitrilogy, though I could be mistaken.
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