Posts by mmQ

1. 2015-08-17 at 6:07 AM UTC in is everyone evil
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck the rich.
2. 2015-08-16 at 4:37 AM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If you tell me where she lives I'm going to contact her and tell her everything, and then find out where YOU live, and then oh dear dear dear let the games beginith.
3. 2015-08-15 at 7:39 AM UTC in Cooking Ethiopian for the First Time
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   kill yourself
4. 2015-08-14 at 11:14 PM UTC in Chillin on house arrest brahs...
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well there you go Mike- you got your houst arrest person to ridicule. Go on, ridicule!
5. 2015-08-14 at 5:48 PM UTC in Pork - the most politically incorrect of all meats
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Beef is good too, it's a man's food, like pork.
   
   Poultry and fish are girly/faggot meats.

   
   Maybe, but a well-seasoned sliced chicken breast over some fettuccine alfredo is pretty fucking delicious. NOM
6. 2015-08-14 at 5:45 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I will on rare occasion get the taco 12 pack when I'm shit-canned at 2 in the morning, but the shitty part about that is I don't eat them all, and you can't fucking reheat tacos especially with the lettuce in there, because, you know, hot lettuce is disgusting. It's hard to pick off too because it like conforms to the meat in the taco as it sits in the fridge overnight or whatever, so yeah, I guess I could order them without lettuce. I have no idea why I've never done that...probably because having the lettuce at least makes me feel like I'm eating somewhat healthy or some shit. Who knows?
7. 2015-08-14 at 5:41 PM UTC in Pork - the most politically incorrect of all meats
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I loik cheeseburgers and turtles.
8. 2015-08-14 at 4 AM UTC in "Name Whiskers"
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Speaking of PI, I'm drinking a Keystone Light and I'm 31 years old.
9. 2015-08-14 at 2:59 AM UTC in is everyone evil
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   You think this because you were told to think this, by TV and media. The things you say about 'the right' are what the left wants you to think about 'the right'.
   
   Half of the population is brainwashed just like MMMQQ apparently is, and it is just sad.

   
   Fine, I'm brainwashed. Nothing that I do is politically based anyway, so who gives a shit?
   
10. 2015-08-14 at 2:16 AM UTC in Luister dan.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Google told me that you said -
    Last Tuesday , I was in cafe hall Venue . Stood a guest the heels on the billiards . So I say : Hey chilly ! KIL HEY ! You think it's fissa ? And he says YOOOOOLOOOOOO !!!
11. 2015-08-13 at 7:18 PM UTC in Aaaand boom goes the dynamite
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    saw it last night
    
    Im all fapped out

    
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc0_1439444275
    
    I'm getting there, myself.
12. 2015-08-13 at 7:03 PM UTC in Aaaand boom goes the dynamite
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e5_1439474009
    
    Watch the whole thing if you haven't already seen this. Dang tho.
13. 2015-08-13 at 6:37 PM UTC in consciousness is a fractal
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No I just thought we were making unstable matter references. *le shrug*
14. 2015-08-13 at 5:36 PM UTC in color
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Try making White paint by mixing all different colors of pigments.
    
    Try making black paint without any pigments.

    
    I don't know how to make paint. :(
15. 2015-08-13 at 5:17 PM UTC in I fucking love sauerkraut
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't like anything that's soggy or slimy or slippery to be in my mouth. I don't know why, that's just how it is.
16. 2015-08-13 at 4:58 PM UTC in Public Schools are filthy breeding grounds of germs and sickness
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    You guys must have weak immune systems. I only legitimately got sick once when I was a kid. All the other times I was faking it.

    
    Same here, and I went to schools that were overpopulated; packed to the brim with more kids than they were designed to hold. I was also involved in all sorts of extra-curricular activities. Essentially, I was around my peers all thee fucking time, playing sports together, eating together, playing video games, sharing pens and pencils and chalk and paper and folders and just an all around germ fest. Never sick.
17. 2015-08-13 at 4:39 PM UTC in I hate it when I pay more than I have to for something.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Pretty sure that not wanting to spend more than necessary or more than something might be worth does not make someone a jedi. However doing the opposite might make someone stupid….

    
    Sounds like something a would say! You big fat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Anyway, the fuck you doing ordering 200 dollar book stands when you wouldn't even shell out to get a - what was it? - sink for your bathroom? And if you haven't bought a book in ages, why do you need a new book stand? Seems a little odd to me considering your confessed cheap mentality and lack of excess financial resources. Have you been LYING to us, Johnny?
18. 2015-08-13 at 4:04 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    I responded to an ad for a dog that had been rescued and is now up for adoption. The couple that has fostered him said they found him waiting in front of a coffee shop for his owner that never returned. Poor thing hasn't got a single tooth in his mouth. He seems a little dopey and confused but needs a good home. Wonder what I should name him? [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_42_1439478859324_806[/ATTACH]

    
    Name him Ren.
19. 2015-08-13 at 3:44 PM UTC in consciousness is a fractal
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fractalness is a conscious. I learned this at wikipedia university and house arrest academy, illiterately.
20. 2015-08-13 at 3:42 PM UTC in "Name Whiskers"
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [FONT=georgia][SIZE=24px]Seaworthy.
    
    I like that. [/SIZE][/FONT]