Reroute the module into the per-script hydrox.
I don't want to grow up, 'cause I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.
2015-08-25 at 7:08 PM UTC
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The spektrul chronicles 1
and then a wild porch fragment appears reshaping itself into a globular mass inciting reverse-pole magnetization within a 25,000 ft radius of it's centrifuge, and latches on to peculiarly shaped poles that aren't poles cuz they're wider than they all taller yet the cosmos dictates they yet be known as poles but an eagles wing falls onto spectrals lawn rendering it all meaningless and the universe 2.0 collapses onto itself opening a pandora's box of mathematical impossibilities.
Yep. I've heard this story before.
2015-08-25 at 2:58 PM UTC
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Nightcrawler
I watched this movie on Netflix everyone! Last night I watched this!! The one about Jake Gylenhall's character named Lou that becomes a crime scene photographer/filmer and ends up getting into some nefarious activity in order to really CASH IN. It was a decent enough flick. I'd give it like a 6.5/10 or so, based on my standards for needing suspense and thrills. Anyway, all I wanted to say is that everything he films is like liveleak / theync type footage (gore, bloody, stabbings, killings, etc) but for some reason the local news station buys all of it and plays it on the air. That was fucking stupid. That's all I have to say. Thank you.
2015-08-25 at 2:11 PM UTC
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A challenge to specktroll
With the likes of these spectral directed threads and the ensuing comedic banter I often wonder how this site isn't getting national attention. This is the goddamned cutting edge of internet humor and everyone is still too busy hanging out on the likes of the onion and funnyordie and cracked.com when those sites combined couldn't hold a flame to the wit and gut-wrenching lulz that the -SpectraL related insults on this site seem to do, day in and day out. KEEP IT UP GUYS! A HO HO HO HUEHUE HUEHOHOEHOE!
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Just add a thankzes thingy and I promise I'll be funny again. Don't mak me keep having to cri myself to sleep.
2015-08-24 at 1:12 AM UTC
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-SpectraL thread 7,283.0
I don't think I scare anyone, so that would be like telling me, 'your name is mmQ, and you like bud light, kid.' I mean, I already know, ya know?
2015-08-24 at 1:05 AM UTC
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-SpectraL thread 7,283.0
I was thinking you should make your own line of cologne and go after the vastly ripe niche of 'scent of turnip truck.'
2015-08-22 at 11:44 PM UTC
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Work is gay.
By getting a new job. I just quit my job today, interestingly enough.