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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reroute the module into the per-script hydrox.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't want to grow up, 'cause I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    and then a wild porch fragment appears reshaping itself into a globular mass inciting reverse-pole magnetization within a 25,000 ft radius of it's centrifuge, and latches on to peculiarly shaped poles that aren't poles cuz they're wider than they all taller yet the cosmos dictates they yet be known as poles but an eagles wing falls onto spectrals lawn rendering it all meaningless and the universe 2.0 collapses onto itself opening a pandora's box of mathematical impossibilities.

    Yep. I've heard this story before.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Only a 10 pack?

    Eh, it's a start. I have fucking stacks of boxes filled with those sons-of-bitches but I don't know who I can really rely on to use them appropriately before I just start doling them out en-mass. Only time will tell, nigga.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    that does look a lot like you, MQ

    Thank you kind sir. When I'm feeling down you are like clockwork with an uplifting observation to brighten my spirits. Just, thank you. XD XD XD
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    [SIZE=20px]*wink wink*[/SIZE]
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And yet you keep returning.

    I'm a patient guy.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dramamine
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I watched this movie on Netflix everyone! Last night I watched this!! The one about Jake Gylenhall's character named Lou that becomes a crime scene photographer/filmer and ends up getting into some nefarious activity in order to really CASH IN. It was a decent enough flick. I'd give it like a 6.5/10 or so, based on my standards for needing suspense and thrills. Anyway, all I wanted to say is that everything he films is like liveleak / theync type footage (gore, bloody, stabbings, killings, etc) but for some reason the local news station buys all of it and plays it on the air. That was fucking stupid. That's all I have to say. Thank you.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    With the likes of these spectral directed threads and the ensuing comedic banter I often wonder how this site isn't getting national attention. This is the goddamned cutting edge of internet humor and everyone is still too busy hanging out on the likes of the onion and funnyordie and cracked.com when those sites combined couldn't hold a flame to the wit and gut-wrenching lulz that the -SpectraL related insults on this site seem to do, day in and day out. KEEP IT UP GUYS! A HO HO HO HUEHUE HUEHOHOEHOE!

    [SIZE=72px]*CRINGE*[/SIZE]
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just add a thankzes thingy and I promise I'll be funny again. Don't mak me keep having to cri myself to sleep.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *cringe*
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice bro, i hope you find a more enjoyable job.

    Thank you, fwend. I'm confident that I will.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't think I scare anyone, so that would be like telling me, 'your name is mmQ, and you like bud light, kid.' I mean, I already know, ya know?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was thinking you should make your own line of cologne and go after the vastly ripe niche of 'scent of turnip truck.'
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I went there once, and was instantly kicked out. It was retarded anyway.

    There's always a reason. Unless, ironically, it's Brad, who will ban people for no reason at all, but wants people to come watch him.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you excited? Well, as far as you're able to be.

    eh...kinda, like you implied. It was obviously stupid in the sense that I just up and quit; no warning or notice or anything like that, and I don't have another job lined up, and I have bills to pay, so essentially I just threw myself into a potentially shitty situation. On the other hand, there's no lack of job openings around here and I'm more than sure that I can have a new job by Tuesday. But yes I'm happy to not be working at a place where I was the only one who gave a shit and busted my ass while everyone else stood around fingering their assholes, yeah. XD
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *wheels out projector*
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    By getting a new job. I just quit my job today, interestingly enough.
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