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Posts by eBagger

  1. eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    God I love this lady

    jedi talk starts at

    5:30 - She identifies as jedi! And describes what makes a jedi, a WORK OF THEIR HANDS! This is legendary shit niggas

    13:50 - Her l337 jedi spotting skills

    17:15 - "Oh, so they forgave him?" - referring to the german people letting the drugged up erratic CEO (likely a jedi) on the plane stay

    24:45 - She wants to smack her daughter for saying stupid liberal shit - she's speaking for us bruddas

    I've only gotten this far in, and I already came here to type this post, and hit submit. Which when I get a post idea I follow through only like 10% of the time so it must be legit?

    I feel like everyday media and some celebrities and people in high positions are getting closer and closer to just straight up calling out the jedis
  2. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    you should have your fellow IRISHMANS back
  3. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    lmao I dunno m8 this is a tuff one
  4. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Post ya predictions you ain't got long
  5. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    bibliotek but I don't understand what those danish library niggas be sayin half the time
  6. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Ask Jakob

    don't dat nigga wear a technicolor dream coat or some shit

    ann, da real question is can you get past da dreaded wingnut alley oh my

  7. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's a shoop of Wilson

    It looks like Owen Wilson and David Spade came together as one and smoked crack
  8. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    ohhhh I thought it was an acronym for a new cable channel called the American Ninja Network or somethin

    I didn't think twice because it seemed like some new channel dedicated to ninja challenges would be something mQ would post about nobody caring about it
  9. eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?

    A LITTLE SHITHOUSE THATS WHO
  10. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ohfralala PREDICT MY NEXT SHIT YA TOSSER

    Also I’ll go with Fury

    NEXT TIME YA OPEN YA MOUTH YA LOUSY BUM

    LOOK AT YA GIRLY ANKLES

    Good choice
  11. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ohfralala I love the shit talking that goes into fighting. We were watching conference videos for McGregror and Khabib earlier.

    This is a tough call. Wilder has a serious wallop. Fury is precise and methodical.

    Yeah it is a tough call but I asked for your PREDICTIONS YA DOSSER

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 We need more heavyweights with power. I respect the footwork and ring awareness of a technician, but we need more top tier knockout artists.

    With that said, I hope Fury goes to sleep.

    I hope you go to sleep ya fuckin bum! Fury's fightin for NiS and all the down and out drug addicts.
  12. eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    Whats your predictions ya big dossers

    ya bums

    Its a tough one both undefeated, one has speed and wild hay-makers, one has size and skill

    Wilder is definitely more intimidated than one of his usual opponents
  13. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    yo word to my tizzy always keeps it rizzy
    keeps ur brain relaxed when things get bizzy

    got around a hundred zolpidem for my buddy and about 5 for myself, so past few days have been taking ambien doubled down with tiz and bupe. pretty sedated at time to be honest

    GABA master race indeed

    I too was just reading about clonazolam the other night, want to give it a go, I haven't ventured out of my go-to's in forever.

    I take back my thread on the Tripada brand Etizex-1's. They make you sleepy, but they definitely lack that feeling that apparently makes Etizolam one of my favorite GABA workers. Intas brand is on shortage all over the place apparently. I'm hopefully about to give a few different brands a try. I looked everywhere and I can't find much on etizex other than a few other people saying what I was thinking, and one that its possibly a different benzo/downer altogether. They get the job done though I suppose
  14. eBagger Tuskegee Airman


    "Ayo Edith take dis primo sack of flake n flip dat shit to da honkeys I'll front it to ya tryna be neighborly n sheit best come back wit da dough ya dig"



    "Ohhh AHhchie! I met the kindest negro lady today she moved in down the street she gave us some flour to bake a cake!"



    "You wha!? Edith...you took a mysterious sack from the nigger lady down the street? What the fuck did I tell you about niggers? That's cocaine you dumb bitch"



    "You dun fucked up for da last time Edith!"



    "Oh shit look at what ya caused I told ya's Edith get the fuck outta here ya dumb slampig"
  15. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I love you BREHJ

    You are actro

    Mustard stain mistro.

    My lil nigga.

    Fuck. I'm pissed off right now because I can't remember the name of the girl thst you and her always posted in HB on zoklet. She always had the sunglasses emoji as her signature. Fuuuuck. What was her name? Zek?

    Either way you two were two peas in a pod and the part of the reason I stuck around. For what it's worth

    I love you buddy and I DO know you can do good things. Only way you can't is by not trying to find out.

    Seven cringes.

    Item 9 is actor?

    Ayyyy whats ghood hold off on dat a while brudda, think 4th Reich shit, it'll help you through these dark times

    And its not fuckhead your thinking of is it? I always remember her posting in HB.

    dude I've typed out like 4 posts in 5 different tabs and it took actors suicide note and 30mg of adderall to actually follow through with hitting submit wtf
  16. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey!

    I haven't seen that name in ages.

    I like to think about that shit too. Its too bad if that shit went off we'd be blind if we saw it.

    I'd like to think I have the awareness to look away at the initial blast, so I could see the mushroom cloud rise and the rest of the aftermath.

    And to keep having vision so I could find my way over to the nearest abandoned pharmacy and proceed to achieve an end-of-times level of crunkness
  17. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RisiR † eBagguuurrr!

    RisiuerrrrrR!

    I'm extra crunk tonight
  18. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock you can be my wife

    Bitch if we married on wedding night, as you tried to penetrate my strapping, toned ass, my muscle bound glutes would clench so tight it would crush your dick into oblivion.
  19. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This is now officially a dating site.

    Well I'm still single so I can't say I recommend it.
  20. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah I was friends with a textbook pathological liar.

    It can be extremely annoying to deal. A real pathological liar lies so often, almost everything turns into a lie of some sort, like exaggerating where it isn't necessary.

    They lie so often, that unless its something rare or important you don't even try and call them on it because it'd be like every other thing, and things that are harder to fact check, and they tend to lie about things that don't matter very much, but just to seem like they have knowledge or experience in something.

    A loose example would be like

    Me: Dude I can't wait for Dungeon Siege to come out its gonna be sweet.
    Him: Oh yeah it's awesome, leveling up is really satisfying and the level design is great.
    Me: How do you know its not out yet?
    Him: Oh I didn't tell you? I got in the open beta. Yeah I signed up months ago. They only let 100 people in, you had to be sign up within like the first 10 minutes and it got full. It was crazy.
    Me: Oohhh dude badass....I'm gonna come over and play that shit see ya in a bit
    Him: Oh well they only allowed you to play like 10 hours and then it uninstalls....they are super strict about it getting out...so its not on my computer anymore..
    Me: Oh. Well damn. Wanna lose at halo?
    Him: Sure

    Kinda bad example but take that and apply it to everything. And you'd think why be friends with somebody like that but besides his annoying constant lying he wasn't a bad dude.

    He was a pyro, liked to play with fire alot. One time he ordered a giant box of hundreds of those snap-pop things, and while watching a movie with some friends we sat on the floor and carefully opened them one by one, emptying the contents in a bowl. At about the 45 minute mark, bowl about 1/3rd of the way filled and hundreds of empty snap pops later, he emptied one a little to hard into the bowl and they blew the fuck up. Scared the shit out of us. Pretty decent mini explosion for it to not have been compacted like we'd intended.
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