2018-09-28 at 10:01 PM UTC
you're a complete edgelord faggot
2018-09-28 at 10:49 PM UTC
Like you OP. Always on the take, and a con.
YW
2018-09-28 at 11:46 PM UTC
The fuck? I never lie to anyone.
2018-09-28 at 11:57 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
OP, do you mean like a mythomaniac?
2018-09-29 at 12:03 AM UTC
No but I know a pathological retard, they posted above me.
2018-09-29 at 12:12 AM UTC
OP literally reads diagnostic criteria and then tries to imitate it. what a pathetic person
2018-09-29 at 12:14 AM UTC
you resemble someone with autism more than anything else
2018-09-29 at 2:01 PM UTC
I've known a couple. They tell some retarded ass lies though. Every time I meet one I just laugh uncomfortably and play along with their shit. I don't understand why they are the way they are, but it's ultimately pretty harmless.
2018-09-29 at 3:53 PM UTC
Yes and all of them are crack or meth heads.
2018-09-29 at 9:16 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
A few, yes. Like HTS said, sometimes they just make no sense and you don't feel like engaging them by making it an issue. It's best to stop communicating with people who do this.
2018-09-30 at 12:18 AM UTC
Yeah I was friends with a textbook pathological liar.
It can be extremely annoying to deal. A real pathological liar lies so often, almost everything turns into a lie of some sort, like exaggerating where it isn't necessary.
They lie so often, that unless its something rare or important you don't even try and call them on it because it'd be like every other thing, and things that are harder to fact check, and they tend to lie about things that don't matter very much, but just to seem like they have knowledge or experience in something.
A loose example would be like
Me: Dude I can't wait for Dungeon Siege to come out its gonna be sweet.
Him: Oh yeah it's awesome, leveling up is really satisfying and the level design is great.
Me: How do you know its not out yet?
Him: Oh I didn't tell you? I got in the open beta. Yeah I signed up months ago. They only let 100 people in, you had to be sign up within like the first 10 minutes and it got full. It was crazy.
Me: Oohhh dude badass....I'm gonna come over and play that shit see ya in a bit
Him: Oh well they only allowed you to play like 10 hours and then it uninstalls....they are super strict about it getting out...so its not on my computer anymore..
Me: Oh. Well damn. Wanna lose at halo?
Him: Sure
Kinda bad example but take that and apply it to everything. And you'd think why be friends with somebody like that but besides his annoying constant lying he wasn't a bad dude.
He was a pyro, liked to play with fire alot. One time he ordered a giant box of hundreds of those snap-pop things, and while watching a movie with some friends we sat on the floor and carefully opened them one by one, emptying the contents in a bowl. At about the 45 minute mark, bowl about 1/3rd of the way filled and hundreds of empty snap pops later, he emptied one a little to hard into the bowl and they blew the fuck up. Scared the shit out of us. Pretty decent mini explosion for it to not have been compacted like we'd intended.
2018-09-30 at 12:54 AM UTC
Yeah, I knew this one guy, he was a total speed freak, full of life and sexual energy and charm. When he wasn't making up the most insane stories that you knew weren't true because you were there at the party he was talking about, he was banging chicks or smoking meth. He would just constantly fucking lie, small things, big things. One day I lost a shitty little police scanner someone gifted me. Two days later I'm in the car with a mutual friend and he pulls the fucking thing out, saying, "Oh wow guys check out what I just found its a police scanner." Usually we'd just amuse the fucker but I was kind of pissed and surprised he was so brazen, so I called him out on it. Everyone agreed it was fucking retardedly obvious he stole it from me but he just became butthurt, "I thought we were FRIENDS."
lol whatever
to be fair, lots of people are compulsive, pathological liars, they just aren't so brazen about it like this dude
2018-09-30 at 2:45 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Yes I work with one and I want to throttle her.
