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Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga females

  1. #21
    Well I know you know how to send a message.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do y'all think it's a she?
  3. #23
    GiGA KROZ Houston
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lauren, who is mewsik?

    I'll tell you who, she's mine now!
  4. #24
    I think I saw her talking about her boyfriend.

    Oh Weegie.
  5. #25
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    She referred to herself as female. Her post history is only periods.
  6. #26
    GiGA KROZ Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala I think I saw her talking about her boyfriend.

    Oh Weegie.

    Not gonna stop this stud
  7. #27
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
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  8. #28
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    OP is modest and didn't even mention that he's a meteorologist. I can attest to his supreme loving, women. Don't miss this chance.
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  9. #29
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Zanick OP is modest and didn't even mention that he's a meteorologist. I can attest to his supreme loving, women. Don't miss this chance.

    Thanks Z! You know I'm capable of having a real hurricane of a lovemaking session!

    I just cringed at my self str8 up

    And whats a giga Bill Krozby. I perfer regular Bill Krozby. And his played out Green Day tunes.
  10. #30
    GiGA KROZ Houston
    Originally posted by eBagger Thanks Z! You know I'm capable of having a real hurricane of a lovemaking session!

    I just cringed at my self str8 up

    And whats a giga Bill Krozby. I perfer regular Bill Krozby. And his played out Green Day tunes.

    You spelt wrong
  11. #31
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Single and ready to mingle?
  12. #32
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Single and ready to mingle?

    I dunno man but I'm starting to lose to hope. I went to church with this sexy latina chick to repair her phone, which equals nice conservative values, and then we went out to eat, and now I'm ordering a new digitizer for her iPad mini, but I don't know if its gonna go anywhere.

    But yeah u a gurl or sumfin
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I too prefer doing phone repairs in the House of the Lord.
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  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by eBagger I dunno man but I'm starting to lose to hope. I went to church with this sexy latina chick to repair her phone, which equals nice conservative values, and then we went out to eat, and now I'm ordering a new digitizer for her iPad mini, but I don't know if its gonna go anywhere.

    But yeah u a gurl or sumfin

    shes leading you on to get you to fix her shit
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  15. #35
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Wtf?
  16. #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by infinityshock shes leading you on to get you to fix her shit

    Ding!ding!ding!/BINGO!
  17. #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol ☺️
  18. #38
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by eBagger Oh, heres a bad picture of me from my hurricane thread after having no air or toilet for 7 days, so you can imagine after I've cleaned myself up.


    What's that shit on your jaw line? Do you only own an electric razor? 😷
  19. #39
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t What's that shit on your jaw line? Do you only own an electric razor? 😷

    Why you dirty bitch!

    I mean....hey lady, as mentioned that was taken during day 5 or so of no electricity, so an electric razor didn't do much good. Had to do what I could with a regular old razor. And it looks so mangy because with no power the only thing I had to do for fun was pull out my beard hairs. So I brought back the sideburns only so it was more obvious I'm full on 14/88

    BUT

    You can imagine how sexy I'd look WITH electricity and running water ;)

    Originally posted by infinityshock shes leading you on to get you to fix her shit

    Dumb nigga I still got my scrilla. And she just came up with more stuff for me to fix so fuck ya
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  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This is now officially a dating site.
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