Stupid Noob was trying to do karate the other day. I guess you could call that Partial Arts.
But who needs karate when you're a weapons fan? I heard he's good with his nub chucks.
You know, the other day Stupid Noob said he needed to go to the bank to check his balance. I said, "you can just do that here" and pushed him over.
You know, Stupid Noob has a prosthetic leg. He's one of the few people who can use the phrase, "I stand corrected" literally.
I wonder if Stupid Noob only charges half price on his meetups with LSD?
Stupid Noob would make a good pirate. One leg, and by the looks of his wife, he seems to be blind in one eye as well.
Poor junkie. A fat wife, only signed up to this community in 2016, and to top it all off, he's lack-toes intolerant.
He's brave though! Never gets cold feet. Cold FOOT at the most.
He puts the hop in hip-hop.
It's a shame he already has one foot in the grave though.
Poor fucker always has trouble finishing the hokey-pokey.
....He has one leg is what I'm trying to say here.
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I just wanna suck some toes!
I just wanna punch some hoes!
Yeeeeeeaaaahhh!
PUNCH THAT MOTHER GOOD!
Put her in a coma!
Starbucks aroma!
ON THOSE FEET TASTE SO GOOD!
My momma's crying bleeding out
This coffee needs some creamer, no doubt
Toe flora while he ignores ya
Pumpkin spice made her burn her rice
this is the copypasta reply for any lsd post
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postin in enters gay crush thread
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I just hate using the same old stale material.
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Originally posted by Bill
Nobody is actually racist it's just fun to make those jokes.
Cootehill aka Soy-boy 2.0 is actually "racist" against the jedis because he took /pol/ seriously despite being in his 30s lmao
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2018-08-31 at 6:52 PM UTC
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The truth about -SpectraL.
spectral got an erection reading this thread
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Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
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2018-08-31 at 1:46 PM UTC
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The truth about -SpectraL.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Spectral is Will Taggart
That's a made up name just like Jeff Hunter. Taggart = Target, Hunters use targets. Will, short version of William, Jeff, short version of Jeffery. VERY similar names from the same mind. Keep up, kid.
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fucking corn beef hash and if anyone says otherwise they have shit tier taste
throw in some garlic with that shit and its god tier, can not say the same for spam or vienna sausages or whatever the fuck that other thing is
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2018-08-31 at 5:20 AM UTC
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HEY HTS
Originally posted by HTS
My wardrobe is fairly unisex, but I have some feminine clothes that I wear on the regular. I don't know what "acting like a girl" means, but no guy would say I act like a man. I take estrogen and have been taking it for years now. I'm getting an orchiectomy this year. You are wrong about like… all of those things, except makeup. I don't fuck with makeup for the reasons I gave earlier.
You're adorable without makeup bae
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Bill
Houston
[my protanopic apetalous kneel]
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Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Originally posted by Sudo
Wow look how passive he's being. He must not care but yet care enough to reply. I bet he's got a lot going on
Lol look at this fucking victim
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Lol I'm gonna send my mom a flower basket full of coffee grounds addressed to my name and be hiding in a room when she opens it so I can beat the shit out of her.
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2018-08-29 at 11:47 PM UTC
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Kicking The Crime
Does anyone else have a crime habbit that they can't kick?
My friend has kicked smoking, binge drinking, cocaine, coffee, eating unhealthy, aggressive driving, and other bad habbits.
He just can't seem to kick that rush that crime gives him.
He's a real piece of work.
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2018-08-29 at 2:06 AM UTC
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Is this a photo of Zok
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Trains man Trains.CHOO CHOO!!
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Originally posted by HTS
This fucking conspiracy theory based antisemitic nonsense is what people need to defend themselves against. Nazi subversion of our culture cannot go unanswered. This whole thread is deplorable. Your ideas are so backwards, and bigoted… they're based in nothing but irrational fear and hate. The jedi people are the most productive and intelligent members of western civilization. It's understandable for people to hate and mistrust those who are so obviously superior to them, but to try and propagate that mistrust and hate is unforgivable. Palestine isn't even a real country - it never was - and Israel's right to exist is as unquestionable as the jedi people's.
HTrollS is great because it's this perfect dynamic mix of sincere opinion and trolling that really invites you to jump on it, even when you know it's bait. Masterful.
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2018-08-27 at 6:05 PM UTC
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im tired =(
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Autism
violent and pronounced severe caffeine withdrawals
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