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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood do you want a pepperone

    this nigga is a jeenius

    pepperone fixed me

    it didnt even occur to me

    this is why i need scronny. he is best caretaker.
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  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood jeff turning off the BBS was basically the begining of the end I think what 99% of totseans grew up knowing is a shadow of what was formerly a great culture

    it was his greatest mistake. Lets imagine a world where the BBS never got turned off

    THE YEAR IS 2001



    WE BUILT THIS CITY oh man I just got home from school time to logonto totse.net where all the old heads are talking about their BBS man I gotta log onto that one day

    FAST FORWARD THE YEAR IS 2007 totse is still in decline
    FAST FORWARD the year is 2012 and zoklet.org has the rights to the TOTSE BBS and decides to keep it online this causes zoklet to NEVER GO DOWN and in fact jeff hunter becomes a moderator, all the old totse people come and join zoklet IT BECOMES TOO STRONG

    without groups like Lanny or Idio or Arnox being able to splinter the userbase and whittle it down there is an influx in females, people getting their friends to join. THe ice bucket challenge isn't the end of totse memes it becomes the start of a global cultural revolution

    web blockers at schools all cry for TOTSE to be blocked but it's no use because all the kids are epic hackers now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE ON THE INTERNET flyers are printed and handed out to all schools, parents install child locks in ipads but its no use. When bitcoin comes out all the best people in the world learn about it and all become the richest, instead of joining banks and becoming venture capitalist crypto scammers instead they use the technology as it was intended and become their own banks

    FAST FORWARD 2020

    Because of the loss of banking power, the technological literance of adults and young teens and the altering of the timelines, covid does not happen, 2020 brings prosperity, not war, global peace is starting to be whispered about, but not until some rich bitcoin baron totsean unlocks the secrets of the atomic bomb and launches it into the moon, blowing it into little pieces of dust, the world is left to wonder if this is better, could we have stopped it????


    and then you shrug and order another child sex robot from the space anarchy factory because you live in the future. KNOCK KNOCK oh its a bugman working for amazon at the door with my pound of space cocaine and the year is 2024.

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  3. Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens Shitters like Enter just read Encyclopedia Drmastica and Urban Dictionary entries about Totse and imagine up some epic historical foundations in the deep internet or some shit

    Bruh the maximum impact was a troll post about a guy huffing shit fumes lmao

    And some guy changed a digital traffic sign that one time too I guess and that was on Australian news or some shit

    Originally posted by Meikai This is why I'm confused how anyone under 20 would know about this stuff tbh - totse was small and in the grand scheme of things not that interesting. The origins of the site - the idea that its role was to serve as a platform for weird and bad ideas that shouldn't have a platform - is more interesting than pretty much anything that happened there. It was a weird niche community that barely impacted the public consciousness. Pickwick and jenkem are probably the closest thing we have to a legacy (ie Whang! mentioned us in a video one time). That is the extent of our historical impact.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm glad there are evidently still weirdoes out there with a passing interest in the Deep Lore, but it is weird that they seemingly exist.

    jeff turning off the BBS was basically the begining of the end I think what 99% of totseans grew up knowing is a shadow of what was formerly a great culture

    it was his greatest mistake. Lets imagine a world where the BBS never got turned off

    THE YEAR IS 2001



    WE BUILT THIS CITY oh man I just got home from school time to logonto totse.net where all the old heads are talking about their BBS man I gotta log onto that one day

    FAST FORWARD THE YEAR IS 2007 totse is still in decline
    FAST FORWARD the year is 2012 and zoklet.org has the rights to the TOTSE BBS and decides to keep it online this causes zoklet to NEVER GO DOWN and in fact jeff hunter becomes a moderator, all the old totse people come and join zoklet IT BECOMES TOO STRONG

    without groups like Lanny or Idio or Arnox being able to splinter the userbase and whittle it down there is an influx in females, people getting their friends to join. THe ice bucket challenge isn't the end of totse memes it becomes the start of a global cultural revolution

    web blockers at schools all cry for TOTSE to be blocked but it's no use because all the kids are epic hackers now. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE ON THE INTERNET flyers are printed and handed out to all schools, parents install child locks in ipads but its no use. When bitcoin comes out all the best people in the world learn about it and all become the richest, instead of joining banks and becoming venture capitalist crypto scammers instead they use the technology as it was intended and become their own banks

    FAST FORWARD 2020

    Because of the loss of banking power, the technological literance of adults and young teens and the altering of the timelines, covid does not happen, 2020 brings prosperity, not war, global peace is starting to be whispered about, but not until some rich bitcoin baron totsean unlocks the secrets of the atomic bomb and launches it into the moon, blowing it into little pieces of dust, the world is left to wonder if this is better, could we have stopped it????


    and then you shrug and order another child sex robot from the space anarchy factory because you live in the future. KNOCK KNOCK oh its a bugman working for amazon at the door with my pound of space cocaine and the year is 2024.
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  4. Instigator Space Nigga
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  5. Originally posted by Meikai how tf u no who warweed is?

    i thot u were like 16 u lil shit

    now im scared n confused

    kof is a full member of the suicide cult now, he is beginning to immerse himself in the stories of the martyred saints of yore
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  6. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    last I heard of him he pushed a 55 gallon drum full of explosives off the top of a dam.

    Last capture of his site is from Jan 10th 2010 on the web archives.




    a post from him on warweed.com from Sep 10th 2008:

    Hey guys not many have heard the story of how i started or what happened to me so i thought i would bring you all up to speed

    So yeah for those of you who are new to ww.com and know nothing about it let me give you a run down

    ww.com was orginally created due to the lack of basically a who collection of various subject ebooks there was no place on the internet were one could download stuff about there subjects of choice were they did not have to know somthing already about the subject to make sure it was legitamate or to make sure it was safe

    this is why ww.com was created all the ebooks are personally screened by myself and my support staff

    now let me give you the run down on myself .. I have been in the hobby pyrotech biz for a considerable amount of time i started my intrest when i was about 11 years old making my first smoke comp from there i found i grew bored quickly .. at the time it was always about the bigger and better "boom" over the next couple of years my intrests developed from simple minded idiot to phase 1 pyrotech .. i started off by researching what chemicals did what and what chemicals were used to change colours i played around with premade fireworks and started by trying to make imporvments from there i worked around taking them apart and building customs fireworks .... when i was slightly older about (15) i started my first part time job working in a super market to feed my knew found addiction i would buy chemicals and equipment from all over i thing one off my first large chemical "lab" purchase was from dupont i bought all sorts of oxydizers and fuels

    i dabled around alot in pure pyro but later relised that pure was great but it was not overly my thing .. this later was started be supressed simply as a when i was upset mad sad or pissed off i would only due pure pyro ...

    and thats when HE started to grow on me ...

    i was about 17 or so by then i had moved out and moved about 200 miles away from home in a city called calgary .. i was doing good living with some room mates and was working part time in construction (during my entire time as a pyro and even younger years i was also a self taught computer wize ) this later became a problem ... i quit my part time as was struggling for cash ... so i did what every nerd would do .... that is to take advantage of the world wide web in every way possible ... (you can use your imagination here) by the time i was done i was racking in about 8-14 grand a week ... and living the life

    i had a lab setup like a damn unversity ( ask some of the old calgary totse pyros ) i had more chemicals and glass ware then square footage

    this was when things started getting complicated... my lanlord was wiseing up noticing odd brn pattrens on our patio and seeing the odd puff of smoke .. she caught me one day making a batch of MEKP on the patio and asked us to leave

    so i decided with my knew found fortune lets move back to edmonton so i did .. the biggest mistake i made in my life...

    we had asked my girlfriends brother and sister help us move some stuff into storage...

    they knew a bit about my pyro backround but not much (the way it should be)

    well my soon to be ex-brother inlaw saw what i had and asked about it curiously .. asking me if i could make him somthing .. i knew this kid was responcible and smart not some dumb idiot blowing up mailboxes.. so i mixrd some flash on the spot tossed it into a plastic containter fused it taped it and sent him on his way .. well i had just started my knew job that same day and when i returned to my home i had enough time to take off my shoes make it to the fridge to grab a beer open it not even take a sip and take 3 steps down the stairs to go down stairs when the door was kicked in and 13 tactical officers kicked in my door with what looked to be full auto tactical weapons and in there gear ... i dropped my beer and hit the deck .. i was arrested tacken to the storage unti were the blocks were all tapped off hazmat was there in there self contained suits and everything

    long story short thought it was a methlab .. instead convinced them it was explosives (turns out that aint much better )

    i was arrested and detained in edmonton remand awaiting trial on 4 counts possestion of a explosive device with unlawful intent and 17 counts of possestion of chemicals or materials with the purpose of manufacturing explosives with unlawful intent
    4 counts of possestion of a phrohibed weapon
    and a failure to comply

    needless to say it rather sucked balls .... also best peice of advice i can give some one if they offer for you to speak with a justice of the peace to speak on the matter of bail no matter how good you think you are or how strong i case you think you may have or how polite you are ... shut your mouth suck it up and spend the week or so in jail till you have a lawyer to speak on your behalf also don't go for the first lawyer you talk to shop around a bit .. i went through 3 month of remand and 4 lawyers till i found a good one lol oh yeah 4 months = 8 bail hearings lol ..... all super failed ... my lawyer i have now step back and said give me 2 weeks and i will have you out .. and kept his word ... 2 weeks plus a day and i walked out

    i waited about a year for my trial was looking at 5 years .. my lawyer got it down to 3 years probation and 250 hours community service and time served

    during my lawl of probation im sure they may have been some testing tongue.png but alot went into development of this site and research and support ..


    currently at the time of typing this i have 124 days left on my probation basically thou i have about 14 years experiance with explosives ... about 17 years in computers networking exploataion and pen testing envolving many programming languages ...

    i have spent the past 3 years dedicated to reading about explosives .. dedicated the last almost 7 years to the BB forum over at totse as a moderator assisting people with there day to day problems spent the last past 2 years studying botany ... have been practising electronics for about 3 years

    been working on satalite multi-stream ciphers and decryptiong for the last year and phone systems pbx's and pstn networks for about 4 years...

    been practising amature rocketry for a good 10 years (biggest was 16 feet tall 22 inch diameter launched to 5348 feet weight total with fuel 316 lbs)

    and lots of other various projects hear and there ..

    as of current i work for a major industrial construction company as a pipefitter building things for the north american pipeline as well as modules to are oil refinerys in fort mc in alberta working with pipe as big as 62 inch diameter with wall thickness from 1/2 inch to 3 and 3/4 inch steel down to about 3/4 inch pipe with a 1 inch thick wall thickness ...

    i live in my cozy home with my girl friend my room mate and my cat zero

    note the girl friend now is not the same one .. i broke up with her jan 1st 08

    cheer's hope this gives you some insight ..

    remember the more the read the more you know the more free you become ..

    dont ever let people tell you no ...

    -James
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  7. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I literally am Lorde.
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  8. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Trust people but expect them to fuck you over
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai this forum is basically a support group for people with schizoid personality disorder at this point

    Schizoid personality disorder (/ˈskɪtsɔɪd, ˈskɪdzɔɪd, ˈskɪzɔɪd/, often abbreviated as SzPD or ScPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships,[9] a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy. Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously possess a rich and elaborate but exclusively internal fantasy world.[10][11] Other associated features include stilted speech, a lack of deriving enjoyment from most activities, feeling as though one is an "observer" rather than a participant in life, an inability to tolerate emotional expectations of others, apparent indifference when praised or criticized, a degree of asexuality, and idiosyncratic moral or political beliefs.

    lol, lmao
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  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I'm like that

    I think if you feel like you want to connect with people you're better off finding one person you can really trust rather than being more trusting in general.

    this forum is basically a support group for people with schizoid personality disorder at this point
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    feel the rain on youre skin, no one else can feel it for you

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  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by infinityshock That analogy makes no sense

    Typical low IQ huwhite.
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  13. Third Temple African Astronaut
    A Crime of laughing at a horrible event of something only Mayo peeps do

    Why do White people keep putting themselves into this predicament. I mean LMFAO at the graphics of a news article.
    How can I not laugh at this but it's a fucked up way for white people (or anyone) to die.

    White people, stop crawling into tight spaces for fuck sakes

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "sure they might not control everything, but they're like 2% of the population and 50% of congress, something funny's going on"
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  15. 9%. Im like this bar sucks
    13% i think to myself this is fine i guess
    51% i begin discussing The Bell Curve with the security guard
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  16. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Jacker of all butts, master of none

    There's a vast difference in experience and skill between petty buttjacking and true buttmastery
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  17. 7% my pants are off
    7.5% im on the floor crAWling on my belly and my shirt is off
    8% i'm essentially dead even the penis stops working at this point and I will coat every surface in vomit
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  18. Instigator Space Nigga
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  19. spready parker spreads again
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  20. Instigator Space Nigga
    So has englebert humperdimk
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