2018-08-18 at 12:21 AM UTC
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It's our anniversary
That's weird, my mom said she's she missing a bunch of her sex clowns.
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I too was stung one singular time, on the high seas of Clearwater Beach, one dark and dreary night. We merry band of travelers consuming spirits and fine fruits, made way to the oceanside, the tides unusually high amidst a nearby hurricane.
Upon a likely excessive amount of responsible ale consumption, we came in agreement and sought the company of the stirring sea and the pounding waves.
Plunging into the dark abyss we became shadow-like ragdolls being tossed about, not much unlike a jellyfish; the waves towering above us like Death himself.
Alas, a felt the peculiar sting upon my thigh of what resembled several babby mosquitos, and looked down to catch but the briefest glimpse of a human sized jellyfish.
In my intoxicated state I laughed heartily and carried on thrashing about in the whirling waters until eventually retiring back upon dry land.
Upon inspection of my upper leggal region I discovered an abnormally massive rash of red blotches and pus-like fluids embedded within it.
After a brief conference we concluded it twas but nothing of concern and ventured home.
Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
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Cootehill
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[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
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Sheff city roundabout faggot. I choose a boxcutter as my weapon lets go.
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Originally posted by Cootehill
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Dear,
I had a dream that I wiped the footprints off my dash. Tore up those sun-faded photographs. Threw 'em in the wind, ya'll can have it back. I'm outta here- I stuck my middle finger up in the sky. Flipped off that "ya'll come back" sign. Looked in the mirror one last time and watched it disappear. It ain't nothin' but a rearview town. Broken hearts and rusted plows. Roots ripped right up out of the ground. Never thought I'd ever leave it. It ain't nothin' what it used to be. Population minus me, on the other side of that dust cloud. Ain't nothin' but a rearview town. I could tough it out, but what's the use? A place that small, it's hard to do. Too much of her to run into and so much road to somewhere new.
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This just in: new features no body asked for, mark all your subscriptions as read so you don't have 20 pages of threads you got bored of reading but someone kept bumping for god only knows what reason. Available now on a user cp near you.
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Last night I took a 8mg suboxone strip and half a gram of T-PAIN and woke up surrounded by empty black box cartons with a bunch of text messages about buying drugs on my phone
And my left fairing on my bike is scratched up, my shifter is bent and there was a random bolt in my driveway that I can't figure out the function of, if it was from the bike at all
Clearly I haven't learned a thing
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN A DOUBLE DOUBLE IS A COFFEE FROM TIMS BUD
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Originally posted by Archer513
Witty,yet not factual.
i know rite, the tv disclaimer says i have to be 14 to watch this show but im 12 and im watching it!
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xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
He was banned. I guess the posts get deleted, also. Idk 🤷🏼♀️
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by infinityshock
hes trying to use reverse psychology.
'you cant play with my toys'
pass
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Originally posted by Arnox
No, I don't want any of you there. Not aldra or oppenheimer or Rocklin or Shere Kahn or Idiosyncrasy or mikehunt1 or Zok or Malice or etc.
Sanctuary was actually not supposed to be reopened at all. Not this early anyway. I cleaned it up and reopened it though to give another community a place to stay since their forum was going tits up. I also dearly missed the old rules and the totse (read: ACTUAL totse) way of doing things. Right now, there is literally no site on the internet that delivers that experience besides mine. You could say I got weak and regressed. I thought enough time had passed to where you guys would had hopefully long forgotten all about it and that it was okay to open it for business again without a domain change. I guess that was probably kinda stupid to think.
So here we are. And right now, I don't actually know at all what to say. I'm probably gonna have to change the domain now just to keep you guys off, because I know that asking you all politely to stay off is gonna do precisely dick. I will ask you all this one thing though. Why the hell would you even want to go back to my forum? You guys have NiS and it looks like you're all happy here. So there's pretty much zero reason to come to my forum. I don't have the original posts and threads up anymore. I saved them a long time ago and cleaned it all out. So that's gone. Why come back then? To troll me? Who the hell cares?
When I saw the thread that sanc was open again my first thought was "good for arnox". I wasn't planning on posting on it but I was hoping we could have at least an amicable relation on account of having shared roots in totse. We managed to get along with DFG and /r/totse / totseans but apparently you just had to come and try and start some drama. Clearly you're too good for this place so kindly return to your own 5 posts per day forum which you can't run so we can enjoy watching your shitty site collapse under the weight of your autism again.
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Originally posted by Arnox
No, I don't want any of you there. Not aldra or oppenheimer or Rocklin or Shere Kahn or Idiosyncrasy or mikehunt1 or Zok or Malice or etc.
Sanctuary was actually not supposed to be reopened at all. Not this early anyway. I cleaned it up and reopened it though to give another community a place to stay since their forum was going tits up. I also dearly missed the old rules and the totse (read: ACTUAL totse) way of doing things. Right now, there is literally no site on the internet that delivers that experience besides mine. You could say I got weak and regressed. I thought enough time had passed to where you guys would had hopefully long forgotten all about it and that it was okay to open it for business again without a domain change. I guess that was probably kinda stupid to think.
So here we are. And right now, I don't actually know at all what to say. I'm probably gonna have to change the domain now just to keep you guys off, because I know that asking you all politely to stay off is gonna do precisely dick. I will ask you all this one thing though. Why the hell would you even want to go back to my forum? You guys have NiS and it looks like you're all happy here. So there's pretty much zero reason to come to my forum. I don't have the original posts and threads up anymore. I saved them a long time ago and cleaned it all out. So that's gone. Why come back then? To troll me? Who the hell cares?
I guess in the end, it doesn't matter what I say here. You're all gonna pile in anyway. Spam it. Maybe even try to bring it down. Hell, someone already tried flooding it. Well, do whatever you're gonna do. At least I can say that I tried being civil before the shots get fired.
Which civility, as we all know, doesn't mean anything around here.
How long have you been on the internet nigga?
Only acceptable response would've been "the sites back up. I'm offering one blowjob to completion for each new registrant. Hope you cum soon!"
It would've been a wasteland. You kinda suck at this whole forum owner thing.
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Soyboy
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[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
The police promptly dragged Robinson in front of a judge, where, without having access to his own lawyer, he was summarily tried and sentenced to 13 months behind bars. He was then transported to Hull Prison.
Meanwhile, the judge who sentenced him also ordered the British media not to report on his case. Newspapers that had already posted reports of his arrest quickly took them down. Even ordinary citizens who had written about the arrest on social media removed their posts, for fear of sharing Robinson's fate. All this happened on the same day.
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/12378/tommy-robinson-injusticehttp://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/05/26/right-wing-activist-tommy-robinson-reportedly-jailed-after-filming-outside-child-grooming-trial.htmlThis is crazy. England is nuts.
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Mmq, you should move to Atlanta to start a new life with Grimace. Get a job washing cars off Moreland Ave in East Atlanta. Your black coworkers will call you Fargo. They will think you're a cool ass white boy, but the owner - he'll think of you like the son he never had. He'll expand and put you in charge of his second location in Zone 3.
You'll share dinners with Grimace and his family. You'll meet a nice Georgia girl and fall in love. Have some kids. You won't be able to contain your smile when you wake up in the morning. You'll find real happiness. And at the end of your life you'll think what might never have been if you played it safe and stayed in North Dakota.
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Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
Thats ok.. It can be followed up.. First off do Arizona Teas get you perked up and secondly Lanny did you say you were managing these ladies from The Coat Hangers.. When they coming to the Bay Area.. Have them play at the Oakland Metro Opera House.. I can find parking over there
What. Im not Lanny
Lol the coathangers... Check them out they are my favorite girl punk band.
Also Arizona iced tea is nootropic so yeah chug like 3
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2018-02-04 at 9:20 PM UTC
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HB CuLTURE OF DRUGS AND GUNS
Originally posted by Vizier
Living the hardcore way of life huh
You're a hardcore faggot.
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