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2017-04-02 at 9:22 AM UTC in Synthesis of Methamphetamine by the Leuckart Methodformic acid from ants
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2017-03-08 at 4:31 AM UTC in attn: bradley3" and tortitoris... you killed meyou both fucking suck and are evil and have no regard fort he emotions of people, real humans, like me. i wanted to be happy. i wanted to trust at least one of you; too good to be true obviously. it felt nice believing your lies, like my life had hopee... butreally i knew better. so yeah i think i bloecked you both o every avenue cuz im not dealing with such fucking fuckheads on a regular basis. blocked both of you ojn fb and im straight up ging for my jgular with tht xacto knife. you know.... nice knowing you ,you emotionally abusive sociopathic fucks. i know i'm not ptreyyu person on bit or anything but i thot maybeu cud look ps tht. esp bradley sinceh e likes dick in the ass. clearly not. i must be never-level disgusting.
like i said in that one fb to you bradley, i hope Odin bleses you with sterility, lest your firstborn son be born a midget wihouth balls, no teeth, rectal cancer, leukemia, and fcuckin buck teeth. later in life he develops a black dick fetish and ges aids which youcatch from raping him you sick pedo fuck. for bretraying me like this, you and youyr family deserve wors. a pox upon your house, and your family.
and if by sme fucking miracle you were serious and tort was the only guitly party... well, i'd hope the same for tort... but hes never knocking anyone up with that 1.5" manclit.best i can hope for is ISIS obtaining sarin and tort sffocating, patalyzed and drooling like the fucking retard he it.
i hate you. i fucking HATE YOU> really. my self confidence is normally like 0.001 and you invested weeks into toppling that to like -10 for your sick socopathic plasure.
Actually that's kind of hot though. I enjoyed the game. Just a heads up though: you both suck at this shit. I was calling bullshit like day 1, second 1... and all you could do was deny, like I'd fucking believe you. Shaking my fucking had, fam. It was like like you were getting caught walking out of a store with a a slimjim (fyi they sell em in stores, Bradley, not just give em away at foodshelves for poverty sticklen cripples)... abd while you walk out the store and the clerk is liek "YOU HAVE TO PAY OF THAT" you're just like "lol dude nothingsuspicious this is fine like stop smoking drugs haha".
Long story short: youy're both faggots, I love you, but fuck you both and I'm never talking to you again. ♥
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2017-02-17 at 2:59 PM UTC in EvilZone hacking forum is kill.It's founder was a Totse member you know.
Here is the story if you're interested.A brief history of Evilzone
Evilzone: A place of lulz, a place of trolls. It had everything, snitches, bitches, and nigger hitches. This story will be my account of Evilzone up until the present day. The dates and events may not be 100% accurate but I intend to retell this epic story like no other can… Just because, some things shouldn't be forgotten.
Totse Era: ? - 2006
By tracing our old founder's alias' [redacted] we come across a slew of activity which occurred around 2006. What was gone and thought forgotten is forgotten no longer, and hence we have a rare window into the mind that founded Evilzone. This tale begins at Totse . . .
Totse
If you don't know about Totse then I probably hate you, nevertheless I do feel a certain urgency to fill you in . . . Ah yes, Totse! Such great memories indeed; Totse was a wonderful community and all those who were a part of it can tell you it was something special. The Temple of The Screaming electron, as it was called, was a place of openness, revolution, and free speech. Notable boards included Better Living Through Chemistry (drugs), Bad Ideas (fraud), and for some of us Hacking & Security – which is where I first met our founder, who I will now dub “N.”
Totse was the first thing that would come up when you searched for “bomb making” in Google, and they were damn proud of it too. It was a community of outcasts and as a community they weren't very welcoming to new comers. Anyone who asked stupid questions was socially castrated, idiots and noobs weren't tolerated… Totse, in many respects, was a place just for the elite. It wasn't the kind of place open to helping people learn… like Evilzone was.
Totse operated from 1989 to 2009. It's closing was a great loss to the Internet; It's community and culture annihilated with the fragmentation of it's then legendary website. Many would later mourn the loss of such a great website, and shun the idiotic disorganization of it's closing, including yours truly… and though I resented such events, I never thought I would be a part of similar occurrences with the staff of Evilzone, years later… A fact I'm both sad and embarrassed to announce.
. . . and some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And Totse passed out of all knowledge . . .
A look at N
2006 and Totse was still going strong. I decide to trace a then young N to gain some insight into his thought process and how Evilzone came to be founded. Here is what I found out.
. . .
For N's young age [redacted] he was a remarkably intelligent and curious person. We often forget that English wasn't his mother tongue… He seems to have picked up English, possibly just by talking to other hackers on the net. In addition to English, he spoke two other languages fluently and knew the basics of two more, including Greek.
His access to information was quite extraordinary. He knew all the best places to pick up things for free and enjoyed listening to lectures on a wide variety of subjects ranging from hacking to philosophy. It was his deep and genuine love of learning and curiosity that saw him become the hacker he is today. His ability to teach himself was one of his greatest strengths, something most hackers have in common.
The problem with the kids today is they don't undertake or understand autodidacticism. They've grown up in a society where what little they know is pre-chewed and tasteless ;) N was a stark contrast to the norm; Completely independent and capable of schooling himself in the esoteric art of the electron. N even chose his religion at a young age – when most kids are just going along with what their family believes – N was an Atheist, even in a society and culture where he was bullied for being so.
It's interesting to see the posts here about September 11, 2006. He was discussing whether or not 9/11 was an inside job. This was almost directly after it happened, there wasn't any band wagon yet, and the kid was still in school… yet he was already questioning, already thinking, at such a young age. While most Americans were busy taking George Bush' cock up their ass, N was attacking it with a sword. That kind of inquisitiveness and wit pervades his thinking. It is not surprising to find the boy interested in conspiracy theories and alternative views. Not in a crazy way, either – Something hard to find in that kind of scene.
Amongst this old data I find references to N being considerably older than he would otherwise have us believe. I consider this data and discard it; N was arrested not long ago, his official age was reported as 18, all other data supports my conclusions. Hence it was a lie, possibly so he could enter communities requiring him to be 18 years or older. He would do so many more times.
Of course, this wouldn't be the first time N would do something dishonest or immoral, for he was a notorious scammer . . .
N would hack websites and ask the owner to pay for the backups. Then he would place deface pages on them, advertising his hacking services (for a cost, of course.) From there, I can only assume people contacted him, and he would then trick them into installing a remote access tool. This allowed him to harvest credit card numbers which could be used for online purchases; He was certainly crafty.
This was the darker side of N, he loved scamming and fraud and worshiped the famous con artists. He lists here as his favorite movie “The Italian Job.” Not surprising, really.
N's small success at fraud was his doorway to the larger world of finance, both legitimate and illegitimate. N has been said by many to be “a financial genius” and in 2006 this is where it all began; He was heavily interested in finance. Some may even say obsessed. The web is testament to that, and it's littered with N's early attempts to make money.
I speculate that the only reason N started Evilzone was for the money. There is evidence suggesting he planned to make money from it via advertising but that never went anywhere because no advertising networks would have accepted a hacking website. That is also the reason why Evilzone doesn't have ads on it now.
Hacker's Heaven
Hacker's Heaven was the precursor to the Evilzone we all know and love today. It had a mono-chrome green look and feel with flaming text and a dizzying array of trojans, worms, viruses, root-kits, and tutorials to choose from. The closest analogy I have to Hacker's Heaven is the Vxchaos File Server… those who have seen this server will know what I mean.
Hacker's Heaven wasn't very popular and there isn't much to say about it. I don't know when exactly it was started, and all evidence of it's existence has been mostly erased from the web.
Evilzone.net Era: 2006 – 11 April 2007
Enter Evilzone.net; Evilzone.net was the start of a series of chain reactions that year which would later place Evilzone amongst some of the top hacking websites of the day. Our main characters here include Evil.!0 and N. Evil.!0 was N's vague friend and he was also the original owner of Evilzone.net. N convinced Evil.!0 to use Evilzone.net for a hacking forum, and so begun the legacy.
I first heard about Evilzone.net myself from a post on Totse. Something about that post intrigued me, so I decided to check out the forum and registered. At once, I was amazed by what was there. A whole board was dedicated exclusively to so called “freebies.” Freebies included anything and everything N felt like giving away and often this was r00t access to web servers. This place was wonderful, I thought, and so I gained access to my first “shell” there. These shells were impressive because you could literally do anything you could imagine to the web server. You could upload an email bomber, a proxy, create a DoS script, back door the website for accounts, host a botnet, anything you imagined, and N had hacked hundreds of websites and given away the shells all for free.
That was my first impression of Evilzone and it marked the start of the most epic marketing campaign for a website I think I've ever encountered…
Most people neglect to tell the story of how Evilzone became popular but to miss that is to do the story a great injustice, so I'd like to retell it: N had been hacking website after website, many of them high traffic, and posting backlinks to Evilzone. He was seeding promotional torrents, creating YouTube videos, spamming forums, chat rooms, email accounts… spreading worms… press releases… and the members were all doing the same. In short, it was the most aggressive marketing campaign I've ever seen, and it worked alarmingly well. By the end of 2007, Evilzone.net had more than 100,000 posts with hundreds of new members joining everyday.
Evilzone in those days was more black hat than anything you can possibly imagine. The members talked about credit card numbers so much that the term had to be shortened to “CCs” for convenience. Carding and fraud were a part of the culture, and so the freebies board found itself swimming with CCs. Every hacker was thrilled to be a part of Evilzone, the only “hacking” website where any hacking actually took place. Indeed, it was this blatant disregard for all laws that made Evilzone so great in the first place. You truly felt like literally nothing was off-limits – that's not to say you still wouldn't get banned for posting CP though.
Those were the glory days of Evilzone where it was still in the Goldilocks zone of not being so large as to gather the FBI's attention, yet not being so small that there was never anything going on. It was perfect, but perfect never lasts.
For one reason or another, N began to fight with Evil.!0, and they became enemies. The drama that marked this period was a wave file N released allegedly of Evil.!0 saying “Hello, my name is Evil.!0 and niggers fuck my ass and I am gay.” This was mass sent to every user on the forum (which was a considerable number of people at the time.)
… Which was the catalyst for the first great coup d'état in Evilzone history (though certainly not the last ;) ) – The hijacking of .Net to .Org.
The great coup: 11 April 2007 – 2008
One of the most turbulent eras in Evilzone history was the move to hijack Evilzone.net's user-base to Evilzone.org. N had initiated this coup over frustrations he held regarding Evilzone's management. I believe it might have been something like losing the main database due to unreliable hosting which set him off.
N's plan was essentially to lure all the old members to the new website with shiny new toys. The server was to be faster, with more bandwidth. There would be a dedicated torrent tracker, radio station, IRC server, and more. As any user will know, it is not the forum but the community which counts, and N was arguably the most important part of that community… With N now gone, I went after him like most people. Not because I was a sheep but because he was my friend. I didn't much like Evil.!0 anyway. He was never really a part of Evilzone, and didn't post much (if at all.)
I remember distinctly that Evilzone.net wasn't doing too well at this point. Possibly we had been DDoSed and encountered extended downtime. I recall it was kind of dead in the end. We were spamming Evilzone.net to bring new members to the website but there was nobody left to hear it…
Evilzone.org had to start from scratch, as far as marketing was concerned, and this time N was more aggressive and determined than ever. N, having already demonstrated his genius for marketing, enlisted his members to advertise on money, graffiti on walls, and tag websites in the name of Evilzone. Eventually, Evilzone.org ranked at the top of Progenics – a self-styled top 100 for hacking websites and a key target for recruitment.
N had achieved his goal, but N was the kind of guy who held grudges and he obsessively pursued anyone who had fucked with him over these past long years. The first he got even with was Evil.!0. He managed to turn the whole community against him. Evil.!0's reign was now over, and nobody was ever going back to Evilzone.net now, or Evil.!0, in fact… they couldn't, it was impossible – N had DDoSed Evilzone.net. The last of their users were therefore forced to give up, and reluctantly flocked to the new website.
Thus the coup had been successful, but it's backlash would be felt for years to come. You see, the takeover had angered many individuals. In the hacker world, this is extremely bad. Even in war you have the concept of mutually assured destruction or MAD but the two Evilzone's knew of no such concept. They were quite content to destroy themselves and anyone who was unfortunate enough to be caught in the cross-fire, and I believe one such member was H)(40R (that spells “haxor”, sir! (I couldn't read it then, lol).)
H)(40R was one of the stars of Evilzone. He was VIP, he posted useful content, seemed to know his shit, and was willing to help people. I liked the guy, and we were friends… I don't know what the fuck happened but H)(40r ended up snitching on Evilzone to the FBI. His email account had been hacked by N which uncovered irrefutable correspondence between him and the Feds. Understandably, this enraged N, and a fire burned inside of him.
He enlisted my support, and together we fucked H)(40R in novel ways. I believe we got his Internet account shutdown, and his house was raided. I don't recall, but one thing was sure: H)(40R, like Evil.!0, was now universally hated by Evilzone and was not coming back now, even if he wanted to. He later DDoSed Evilzone….
At this point, I'd like to apologize for a lack of citations, dates, and what not. Over time, much of the data has been destroyed in the conflict and all that remains are sketchy memories but I think if we collaborate, we can construct a more concrete history.
Following this point, another notable event occurred: The raiding of fellow member Xeross. Xeross was another star member of Evilzone and was also VIP. His house was raided by the Swedish Police when an Evilzone user uploaded some bad data to his server. I don't have any more info than that, unfortunately.
Let us also not forget the lulzy release of the Evilzone album by Odin, AKA “Cyberneticxmasghost” (“Yes, I'm a girl Sir :3”.) In this album, Odin chronicled the snitching of H)(40R in his hit song “Snitcher.” I am guessing from the lack of other tangible evidence that this drama was all that occurred from 2007 – 2008. Thus concludes the year.
Betrayals and lulz: 2008 – 2009
The stage is now set for Evilzone.org and it's up and coming stars are:
N – Founder of Evilzone. N is skilled at hacking, marketing, fraud, and finance. Administrator of Evilzone and loved by all.
Joepie91 – One of the great coders of Evilzone. Joepie91 is a homosexual Dutch man who codes in C#. Joepie91 was then a friendly and laid back guy, with many friends, but over the years has become sharp and jaded. Was once a black hat, now is an activist for open source.
Bubzuru – One of the great coders of Evilzone and universally respected for his great software. Creator of EvilVNC, Bubzuru Binder, Bubzuru Crypt, and countless other great software. Bubzuru is a skilled hacker and codes in a slew of languages including Borland C++, and X86 ASM.
Xzid – Notable assembly expert. One of the great coders of Evilzone. Like the former two, Xzid was respected and could be classed as 1337. He was a friend of mine but left Evilzone early on to return recently.
Cyberneticxmasghost – Lulzy hacker resembling The Joker. Odin was Evilzone's resident musician and created countless new original content. He is a skilled singer, artist, and hacker. He understand the way of chaos and lulz unlike most new to the art.
Satan911 – Current administrator of Evilzone. Satan911 is a veteran black hat who had many successful and noteworthy intrusions in the early days. His cracking skills were commended and provided the majority of the database dumps in freebies.
Ande – Current administrator of Evilzone. To be honest, I don't really remember that much about ande in those days. He's perhaps most known today for his take over of Evilzone. A strange turn of events, really.
Shwack13 – The biggest script kiddie of Evilzone. Doesn't know any programming languages. He can't even code HTML.
Dark Coke – Another cracker type. Together with Satan911 they dropped more DB's then your mum sucking cocks on a busy street corner.
HoaX – Good at doxing and haxing. Evilzone VIP.
Jmscobera - The god of porn.
hacker@sr.gov.yt– Blackhat with countless intrusions and the 1337 email to prove it. This guy has been around forever.
Hanorotu – Deserves an honorable mention. Back in the day we experimented with sleep deprivation to see what would happen.
Turkish OG – Some faggot who DdoSed Evilzone.
Stathis – Former Administrator of Evilzone. Stathis was really cool and he knew a lot about security and hacking but he was more the sysadmin type.
Fox – My closet friend :3 He was then known by another name but I don't recall.
Stateofhack – Former Totse elite and member of the Totse Phoenix. Stateofhack is moderator on Zoklet.
Roenhayden – Another Totse user. I don't know what happened to him, but he knew more about hacking, security, and chemistry than anyone I've ever met.
&T – One of the administrator who came from Totse.
And anyone I just can't remember!
To be continued….
I need clarifications on the bellow events:
H)(40R – Snitches on Evilzone to the FBI.
Turkish_OG - DdoS' Evilzone
ViraL – ViraL AKA Ryan Cleary, alleged member of Lulzsec joins Evilzone through Odin.
Shwack13 - “Hacks” Evilzone, dumps the database, psychopain killer.
? - Singletrackworld fiasco.
Joepie leaves to start null nation
ViraL – DdoS us
Sirholms – Sucide hoax
Ande
A look at Evilzone today
It's hard to believe it's only been 6 years since this all started. Since then, a lot has changed. The website has undergone revision after revision, changes in staff, membership, and constant conflict to reach the point it's at now. We see Satan911, and Ande, along with Kulverstukas have stuck with Evilzone and are the current administrators.
I haven't really been following much but . . . I see originally, Ande pushed to try transition Evilzone from it's dark days into a legitimate security community. All of us thought originally, that this was the best move. It was reasoned that for Evilzone to continue to exist it needed to change from it's old ways into a more whitehat community. Not realizing, of course, that for this to occur also implied the necessary destruction of Evilzone which is the reason why so few members remain.
I have witnessed Ande's remarkably stupid decisions and indecisiveness in running this place. I am basing this on the following events:
Close forum.
Open blog
Decide forum was actually good
Reopen forum
No that actually sucked, close forum again, IRC is 1337
Decide to open forum again
No, open new hacking community, Evilzone sucks
Close it, it actually sucked
Herp fucking derp, I wish I was joking
If I didn't know any better, I'd say Ande was trying to kill Evilzone on purpose, I suggest he may be suffering from a stroke here. But I guess, that's just the way it is. As retarded as it is, it's human nature for us to think that we're competent when we're not. It's obvious Evilzone had no choice but to die when the wrong leader took control.
It is my opinion that Ande lacks the necessary skill and drive to run Evilzone. True, I may never have liked Ande much. In fact, I don't think a person with such poor English skills is fit to run an English website by definition, but that doesn't bias me from stating facts. The fact of the matter is, N was one of few people capable of keeping the website prosperous, even in such turmoil. Ande on the other hand, lacks the necessary skills. This is evident by the website's current decline.
I wonder if he has even tried to promote the website once since he took over? This isn't field of dreams, people aren't going to come just because it's here, and I certainly don't think they will stay with Ande as the Administrator (lol, no offense, free speech man.)
… and so, that brings us back to present day Evilzone, where I have no choice but to watch the website I once loved die… all because of petty pride and incompetence. You can ban me if you like, the truth is, you know I'm right and Ande should be embarrassed at the state of things. I know I would be.
Thanks for reading.
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2017-01-30 at 6:03 AM UTC in Posts per day graphShow me my individual posts per day graph so I can show my shrink.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-27 at 3:54 AM UTC in Charmed to meet you allsee if you can spot Bill Krozby in this vid. you probably cant cause i was even super skinnier
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2016-08-01 at 11:40 AM UTC in Anybody else here miss sploo?It's been about 2 weeks since his overdose and I just can't help think of him every single day. He could kind of a be a little snake twat sometimes, but at his core he was a true artist.
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2016-07-02 at 5:25 PM UTC in I have mental health issues / unspoken bondsToday I realized that I'm kind of a huuuuuuuge jerk. And I don't know why, if I was born hardwired like this, have mental problems, or didn't listen to my parents growing up... ect...
But I honestly think that I may have some wrong with my brain, kind of like a weird depression.
I try to do things for people I care about, but every now and then I lose it and act like a total asshole. I always wanted to get married and have kids (with my wife) And I've had a lot of girls who I found attractive that genuinely wanted to be around me and loved me because they thought I charming, sweet, and interesting, but I act like a huge jerk.
I even had a girl I've been seeing recently who makes me gifts and is actually about to buy a house and I also thought she was cool which is rare for me to think girls are cool. I picked her up to come to my place 2 days before my birthday and we hungout all day and she slept over, I woke up early like I always do because I have problems sleeping (i only sleep for 3-4 hours at a time and when I wake up I think about killing myself) but when I woke up and noticed that she was still there... I couldn't stand it so I went to my other room for awhile, then went outside for a morning stroll to the coffee shop and called a bud to say whats up. So I was gone for like thirty minutes or so.
When I got back she was up putting on her makeup and just generally acting like a total cunt. I said "hey.... whats up?" and she said "I didn't say anything..." i was like "haha okay.."
So I just go to my bed and listen to music on my laptop with Archie. And the girl (after taking 30 minutes to do her makeup, because I took thirty minutes getting coffee) comes and sits down with me an we are just chilling, and she says "can I ask you a weird question?" (she always ask weird questions) she said "I wasn't asleep when you left (thats kinda weird cause she seemed like she was asleep) and I was just wanted to know what you do when you go to that other room, I'm not going to be upset with what you tell me)
And when she told me that I snapped on the inside. I politely told her that I couldn't sleep and just wanted to get on my laptop and not wake her up because I thought she was sleeping, which was a lie. I just honestly wanted to be by myself for awhile.
I took her home and she told me she wanted to make me dinner for my birthday and I told her that would be cool. She wanted a kiss from me before she left , but I really didn't want to do it because I was pissed that she asked me what she did. I hesitantly did it.
A few hours later I got really drunk and I told her I don't want her to come over anymore, and she called and left me a very sad voicemail and it made me feel bad to hear it.
It's just I got burnt so bad by my daughters mom that I'm afraid that I'm going to have another child. (this girl and I have hungout a lot recently but I still don't know her that well)
But aside from that I'm trying to work on my alcoholism and have been drinking a lot less, but for a couple hours a day I have the worst nausea and I think I might have an ulcer.
My friend is going to bring me some glutamic acid later, to help me with the stomach issues I've been having.
I guess this probably wasn't even worth posting, its just I probably need to just work out and eat better, but I've always been a wild lil homo and sometimes I feel like life isn't worth living if I can't cant drink my life away..
Yeah but I'm just tripping so hard right now and am bored.
Something weird I've noticed is when I'm tripping light bulbs go out.
The last two times I was tripping and walked into my place and went to the bathroom and turned the light switch on it went out.. is it electrical problems or is god telling me something? I dunno..
I guess I've tasted the isosceles just a few to many times and I have mental problems i didn't before, even when I went to the coffee shop earlier while tripping, a dog looked at me weird. he looked me like "that dog has problemz"
Now that I actually have my own grandmas money now, I could try to do something to make me happier like buy some versace sun glasses, an ouija board, and a synthetic skinned robot girl, but something makes me think that that will only make me happy for so long.
I should probably just buy toys for my cat. I was thinking about getting a cat tower like this. https://www.amazon.com/BestPet-Condo-Furniture-Scratch-80-Inch/dp/B00NGDUZ62/ref=sr_1_7?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1467485366&sr=1-7&keywords=cat+tower
right now just like my old cat , he uses my bass amp as a cat tower, which I would to if I was a cat.
My cat is a complete dick half the time, even more than my last one, but I could try to raise him right and give him something. His parents before me, had him for two weeks then took him back because "he was sick and had an abscess on his leg, he's broken!"
fucking assholes
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2016-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC in The Bill Krozby thread =)^meh I probably will later, nothing going on tonight just going to eat some vicodin and bang a bitch up the asshole. Though I did hang out with bushwick bill (from geto boys) (i called him a cab) again last night and he said he'd visit my Bill Krozby dog stand when it turns up. He's like the nicest guy ever.
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2016-03-18 at 12:41 AM UTC in I actually miss Zoklet"EL OH FUCKIN ELL" ~ DaGuruThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-15 at 9:41 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionholy shit I just read this thread since Malice posted pictures of his 5.9/10 sister and have been entertained by posts other than mine for the first time in a while. Possibly due to not taking my medication or drinking for a few days. SWIM impulse bought a knife and a video game on the way back from buying a kofta where he and his friend were laughing hysterically for a few minutes. Then he considered bringing a remington in pieces back to his place to assemble for no good reason, then decided to assemble a coffee table instead. Anyways,
Anyways
Always
This thread is hilarious, Malices sister seems geeky, naive and well adjusted. Just say like "sup sis" and maybe she'll be like "sup bro." Shit isn't that hard, families tend not to hold grudges between themselves, especially brown families. Brown families are tight to a fault and forgive each other. Malice is too much of a scaredy cat to talk to his adorable lil sister who would probably be happy as fuck to just know that her brother wants to talk to her, even if he's awkward and weird.
FUCK that comic sploo made was incredible, saved, printed. Hydro literally abbreviates mobile home "MH" and is the trashiest most disgustingly pitiful thing on the planet. I really try to be a good person and feel bad for the less fortunate but fucking hell, you are literal trash. You're a fat, crazy dog lady who likes to feel sorry for yourself because you're too dumb to figure out what to do about it.
Bitch I think you're just weak. It's basically what happens when you live in a fantasy and reality hits you and it sucks. Either move on or kill yourself quietly.
Mike is a G who shouldn't be getting dope through weirdo middle men on da skeet. Get a phone, man. I change phone numbers every few months but keep a personal number only about 3 people use. Look into "chatr wireless" they sell out of wal marts and for $35 a month you have free call and text. They're on a weird network too, iirc they're a subsidiary of another country and have been charged with bad business practices before. They'll probably be bankrupt in a year or two and then all data will be hard deleted, just like the last 10 incarnations of totse eventually including this one. I'll email you in a day or two and shit.
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2016-03-06 at 11:54 AM UTC in Got to meet one of the geto boysI was just standing in the back on my phone eating a salad and bushwick bill walks into the kitchen and starts laughing about how he loves pizza so much, and I'm like lol wtf
you're that guy.
him and I even smoked a cigarette together and talked for a bit, he was one funny dude crackin jokes and dropping rhymes.
He basically hung out off and on thru out the night, he was next door seeing a metal show.
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2016-03-03 at 6:01 AM UTC in The ultimate way to smoke DMT.>not smoking your DMT out of a crack pipe on the subwayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-02 at 9:08 PM UTC in Tort's criagslist CC, SS#s, bank robbery, and mexico criminal guide for dummies!!!!!Go on the jobs section of craigslist and find an application for a job with wide appeal. Make sure the application has a spot to put your SS#. Repost that application as if you are posting as the hiring manager on CL in all the major cities. There are people, many people, who will put down their actual SS#, name, address. Diligent application of this method will result in a mega dump. Sell on darknet, PROFIT!!!!!!!!!111111111\
Option 2: Apply to shitty pizza place. Take phone orders. When people decide to pay over phone with CC, simply write down their CC#, 3 digit security code, name and address down on ur phone as you take the order in the pizza place's computer. PROFITTTTTT!
Option 3: Go on Craigslist's part-time job section. Make an add saying you need several painters for a large personal construction project. You will pay 150$ per day, and the job will last up to 2 weeks if the person decides to return the next day. No commitment required beyond day 1. This will appeal to a wide audience, especially if you live in a large latino populated city such as Los Angeles. Dress code is required, Blue jeans, white shirt, and a hat. Give a time and a date. Give the hiring/pickup location in front of a bank.
Stash a bike 2 blocks from the bank. Rob bank wearing blue jeans, white shirt, hat, and disguise. Flee on foot, grab stash bike, remove disguise. The police will be thrown off long enough to make getaway. PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!
Option 4: Cross the border on foot from San Diego into Tijuana. Take a cab from the initial cross point to the red light district (La Zona Norte) to avoid the notorious mugging trap points, into relative safety. A room can be rented for 12-25$ per night. This will be your temporary base of operations. Walk the streets of La Zona Norte and find yourself 1-3 hot latina hookers. A typical fuck is anywhere from 15$-50$ for 20 minutes. Tell them you have a job for them tomorrow, at an unknown time, but you are going to pay them triple. Get their contact information and tell them to be ready to meet at your hotel tomorrow.
Return to your room and go on to craigslist's ETC/Part time job section and look for ad's in spanish that translate to: ''Border Crossing''. which are usually followed with a simple phone number and dollar amount. Call the number and make an appointment, if you don't speak enough spanish to set up a meeting place, tell them you only hablo english. I assure you, you will get put on or called back by someone who can speak english. Now, because you are american/and are likely a gringo, your a hot commodity for this line of work. You will be asked to meet at a safe house. You will be asked several questions of competency and you will be vetted to assure that you are not a rival cartel mole. You have nothing to fear, tell the truth, you are simply on vacation looking to make some extra $. It's an acceptable and not uncommon thing which these guys see more than you think.
The following morning a car will be driven to your hotel room. A GPS will be plugged in with your final destination into america pre programmed. You will be given 1mg of xanax and be asked to depart. This is where you deviate from the plan. Call all 3 of your latina hookers saying it's go time. Whichever one gets to you first, tell her to hop in and haul ass, reprogramming your GPS for Cabo San Lucas. Once you are able to get on the freeway heading south, dump the GPS outside the window. It is an easy straight shot south from here. Once you arrive at the destination, you'll need to rent a time-share apt with a garage. Have your girl go upstairs and enjoy the view and get herself ready. This is where you get to work.
If the vehicle is a truck, the goods are located behind the the back passanger seats. Remove the seats, if you encounter a steel plate, this is a good thing, it is used to deflect xray detection at the border. remove plate. If there is no plate tap the under side of the fuel tank, listening for a hollow sound. If you are confident it isnt there either, check inside the door pannels. Headrests are a good spot as well. Today's drug mule cars are trending towards moving bulk as opposed to relatively small quantities hidden sophisticatedly within the car. This is especially true when it is your first run. You are a disposable asset to them and your first time through the border is usually the most successful, so they tend to hide bulk shipments, which can only be hidden in the places described above.
Once you find the saran wrapped packages, pull out as many as you feel you will need. Drive the stripped car/truck a few blocks away and ditch it. Rejoin your latina, and hopefully the christmas gifts you are about to unwrap are some high quality meth or cocaine. In which case, go on a 1 night drug fueled sex party. Book a flight back home for the next morning, stuffing as much of the drugs up ur ass as humanly possible. Return home and shit out the drugs, selling them will yield a large profit, having covered the expenses of the entire trip. Sit back with a fat cigar on your porch and smile.
Optional - If you dont wanna ditch the hot latina, fill her up with ur cum the night before and give her your contact info for citizenship, and give her 150$ to get back home.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-02-11 at 8:31 AM UTC in I actually miss ZokletZoklet began to die when the dumbass mods started coddling tacho and banning any member that posted the tacho train.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-02-11 at 2:54 AM UTC in I actually miss ZokletYou guys are largely to blame.
Not you two personally, but I remember when this all first started on Totse. I kept saying they had to clean stuff up around 2006, and everybody told me I was a douche. Everybody told me it was going to last forever. I said that the glory days were over and that the user base was going to destroy the website with their bullshit. Spectral is crazy, but he was right beside me saying the same things. We were absolutely correct because, within a few years, Jeff shut the website down because the user base wasn't worth the trouble anymore.
Same thing happened on Zoklet. Everybody cried about how they wanted something better. They wanted Totse. I tried to get a library started. Most people scoffed, some people contributed, but most of the site was the same pathetic shitposting that comprised Zoklet circa 2007. You guys would give refuge to sploo, Xpoast, BlingBling, and all these other shitposters who would just spam the site with their illegible bullshit and butthurt drama. Then once we finally got some serious Zoklet Library collections started and Parker Brother was working into programming the stuff into the site - one of you dipshits releases all of Zok's personal information. Everything about his health status, where he works, where he kids go to school - it was all out there. Big surprise: the site shut down, and I watched you fuckheads fragment into a few crappier sites.
You had Tranny HC45 Randy Airlines or whatever his deal was open longlivezoklet (great name, douchegnome), which sucked. Literally the only content was created by psychomanthis, because he's one of the few people who says he wants to contribute to a society of learners and walks the walk. Eventually RDFRN happened, it was moderated relatively hands off. There's potential and a community there, so a few of us start working on articles. I was outlining three different Cyber Forensic textbooks under the guidance of a college professor in order to release an updated text on Cyber Forensics and not even three weeks into the project you fucking assholes did the exact same thing. Someone gets a hold of Idio's personal information (including the information of his wife and kids) and claims he's going to release it unless the site is shut down. I post in the closing thread (yet again) with a huge fucking "I TOLD YOU SO." You cried that it wasn't good enough and how you wanted it to be something great, yet you contributed nothing and applauded at the people who destroy the site.
And then you dickheads have the audacity to blame idio for keeping not keeping it open. You guys are right - he should have let the address of his wife and kids float around the worst recesses of the internet so you assholes could have a place to post "OH NO I'M ON BALLER PROBATION WITH THE BUTTHOLE POLICE." Fuck you all, I would have done the same thing and pulled the plug. MmQ was even volunteering to host the site at the end just for the sake of keeping it alive, but they insisted it be shut down.
It's already starting here. You now finally have the zero moderation you morons spent over a decade crying for, and everyone's already complaining about starting new sites, taking control, and bellyaching about how you want something better.
Well congratulations assholes. Enjoy the castle of shit you fucking deserve. Practically nobody valuable will come here because we have almost nothing to offer. Haven't you retards noticed that every version of "totse" has less and less of the community than the last rendition of it? You've lost basically everybody. As you should, because what does this website offer? The same four guys talking about computer science, the three of us who signed up to play chess, and three people talking about philosophy. These good threads usually have the same few posters in them. Everything else is racist bullshit, a few try-hards using this website as an instrument to feed their relentless need for attention, a homeless asshole spamming in broken English about meth every five seconds, and everyone else complaining that the site barely works. Like I said, I appreciate the fact that Lanny left this open for us, but I think almost 12+ years of this bullshit has adjusted my expectations pretty realistically about the future of this website and community.
Just get over it. Totse is the first girl we ever dated. We loved it, it was interesting, we learned a lot, there was a genuine connection, and everything about it was perfect. But the problem is that you guys let your memory cloud the reality of what it really was. Most of us were younger and life in general was just more interesting. I can't even get a decent "post an interesting story about literally anything" thread going in this heap.
I'm already over it. My job kinda sucks but I've been accepted to school, I have friends, I get laid more than I should, I have a close family, I have hobbies, I belong to clubs, and I've amassed a small library in my house. I'm always learning and I'm happy Totse was a part of that, but I'm an adult now and have a life. Some of you guys need to move on and realize that this "great community" or whatever you make the people on this website to be would be the first watch you kill yourself on tinychat and laugh about it.
It's not just the userbase, though. The ability to attract dedicated people to a forum with the promises of fringe knowledge isn't appealing anymore. People want youtube, they want honey boo boo, they want videos and bright flashy pictures.
Light a candle guys. It's over.
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2016-02-11 at 1:33 AM UTC in I actually miss ZokletMostly because the internet is so shitty now. I hate social media for obvious reasons, reddit and youtube are full of faggots and chans are bullshit, everyone has the same username and you can't tell them apart because they're all autistic.
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2015-12-04 at 8:15 AM UTC in My idea for a movieIt's been a long time since theres been any good horror anthologies besides the vhs movies. heres my Idea for a short film within a film. ( and by the way I will constantly edit this) (play the videos in order as you read this for full effect)
It stars a couple dudes, mark whalberg, and mila kunavich the chick from that seventies show
with this song opening the movie
back in the 1950's marky mark moves to japan because its much more profitable for an american to work as a waiter there. (think the man in the high castle)
he's taking a break with his ol chum waitier, smoking a ciggiweed behind the chinese resteraunt, while his buddy complains about not getting enough pussy despite being a big american man in china.. some people can never get enough i guess..
They overlook a cliff and continue their conversation, suddenly giant ghost rabbits with wild eyes start jumping up to the top of the cliff from the bottom over it and sprinting... then comes a wavve of giant ghost draculas doing the same, all the while they are just freaked out standing to the side witnessing this.
It stops.. and markymark exclaims "what the fuck was that shit man?!" and then out of no fucking where a wavve of ghost king kongs come up to the top of the cliff rampaging. mila kunavich comes out to bitch about how they are a couple of lazy faggots, one of the ghost king kongs grabs her and she starts screaming.
The ghost ape carries her to the top of a really tall space needle kinda building and starts screaming, marky mark and his friend are standing down stairs with the army of japan pointing their rifels, yelling "get the fuck down from there ape!" but they still have the draculas protecting the building so they cant get to close.
They have no other choice but to set their souls apart from their body and build turrets within range
They start shooting, its a very dramatic scene. The ape falls along with mila kunavich, automatic turrets placed on the ground not ony turning king kong but mila kuavich into into hamburger meat.
They lay dead and bloody in eachothers arms as marky mark rushes up to see the deadly scene. his glistening eyes show that all hope is lost.. the credits end with this song
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2015-10-22 at 4:23 PM UTC in My cousin died this morning>There's a wisdom to your sadness.
Most powerful sentence of all-time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-09-30 at 3:40 AM UTC in Bill Krozby
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2015-09-29 at 12:47 PM UTC in scariest sexual experience?getting drunk with this weird guy from my old church, hazily recall getting mad and telling him to suck my dick and him telling me he would do it and to drop my pants. I laughed it off but it made me quite uncomfortable so I waited til he passed out and stole two thousand dollars from him. Ha.
