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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    you'll be right back baby believe me its only a matter of ti-- TIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

    so I went downtown with my friend and her boyfriend Samuel and we were doing a bunch of things and then we were walking along and we found a guy laying on the ground with a person on top of him who was his cousin and she was like help help ya know and we were like ok ya know lets stop to help so we stopped to help and shes like omg hes dying and as it turns out

    he died. and i was there for his last moments, I laid beside him like a kitty cat and spoke to him and he had a faint pulse and I was like 'purrrr dude. cmon. dont die on me man.' and he was just kinda blankly staring back at me but I KNEW he KNEW i mean he could see me I know it but yeah he just was close to being dead and it was the weirdest thing I've ever done maybe, how I maintained eye contact with him while his cousin was sort of crying there too , and my friends were behind me, and there's this club right next door with a huge patio and the beats are blaring and all that just a downtown funtime scene and here I am, with this guy, and he dies.

    the paramedics came eventually of course and there was fanfare what with their sirens and flashy lights, but nobody but just a few us knew what really happened to that guy. everyone else probably it was just some dude with a broken leg.

    then I came home and listened to mariah carey for 4 hours XD
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  2. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo I have a hole in my stomach tho. It felt like it grew a scab for a minute

    huff raid
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  3. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    since when do fantasy books or video games have anything resembling good writing at all
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † The words "small" and "penis" in succussion are like a Bat-symbole to summon SpectraL so he can fight against the common believe that he infact has a "small" "penis".

    Watch.

    "William" "Taggart".

    I did the floating mirror thing the other day while playing some funky Anger Inc. tunes and shouting your name but the only thing that happened was the water turning to piss.
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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The LIONE King of England. Sheff cities finest. Gum wrapper no snapper. The Space Wizard of Ho(e)z.

    The MAIN man himself. Mister motherfucking Abdullah Ibn Bin Shsh.

    Bow down. He's on the lown down.
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  6. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    You gon' work yo way back up to the top brudda hit that k00sh, get out the negative thought process, clean yo livin space, go on a lil jog and do some pushups. Shower and reflect like a pimp bruh

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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    How often do you fantasize about licking my cum off your daughter's face?
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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism


    "Lots of Fun!"
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha I'll wrap you in foil like Susan Boyle, suck on my ass like I had a boil

    And I do, it's true, inside of my left butt cheek so what to do?

    Nigga I pop it. Let the puss stream out like nostradamus? Thst doesn't make sense like Mike Pence but the matter of the fact is the fact of the matter, unstable

    Unstable able able able

    Unable to write a fucking a fable about Cain and Abel.

    Where's my record label? Can't afford basic cable. Wish I was a horse and fucking in a stable. Smash a table over your dad's email address while he's wearing a dress addressing the wearing of dresses, youre all fucking messes ND I hate you, etc
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to sick lovers, meow mix delivers, gives me the shivers and I quiver like a pine of the porcu, mom should abort you, but she won't cuz she's tame, lame brained and aimed at having kids with her last name. Carry on that LEGACY, OH my God my kids are amazing see? Look. The one gets straight A's, u amazed, it's how he was borne and raised.

    The other hes a fucking cuck, just had his step dad fuck him in the you know what. What? That disgusting, why you busting? Please die?

    Mommy I don't wanna smoke thst marijuana (SpectraL shout out)

    But I just did it anyway and now I'm on a

    A trip, a slide, a bitch, a ride.

    Penis.
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  11. Spectral go slice and dice your own useless dick off.
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  12. I get this kinda shit when people are assholes but this girl doesn’t ever do anything to anybody. She’s bubbly and sweet to literally every fucking person she comes in contact with. I wish I could tolerate people on that level but I hope everybody dies and gets it over with.

    The way she gets treated is fucking dumb.
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  13. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    if you're going to post a link to zerohedge with absolutely no commentary why even post?

    also lol @ the idea this was pence, jesus christ.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Well if that’s the case, I’ll stick with my stupidity!

    You don't have a choice anyway.
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  15. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah. As in you spend your free time thinking of me to the point of Googling me. You're totally not a loser incel. Have fun. It was a good effort.. I guess. You really tried, at least.

    does your mom know you watch child pornography? ive heard you have a shipment of it coming to your doorstep along with a bundle of dope. the local police have been informed
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  16. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    https://www.whitepages.com/name/Brandon-S-Quintana/Port-Saint-Lucie-FL/8wva950 LSD
    https://www.whitepages.com/name/Lorri-Anne-Quintana/Spring-TX/138gyj26 battered mommy
    https://www.whitepages.com/name/Justin-A-Quintana/Port-Saint-Lucie-FL/tuep5k9 dad who abandoned him

    this is gonna b gud
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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hey OP show a pic of your dick face (you won't because you're a bitch)

    [video]https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=zOujzvtwZ6M[/video]
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  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Never forget that you people exist for my amusement.
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  19. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    By admitting that there is no totse anymore, and there never will be one again, and to create our own legacy instead of pretending to be a site that has been nonexistent for a decade now
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  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Greenplastic said he has his number. We need him to contact bling bong.
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