It has to be genuine and sincere. (Cactus girl is semi-sincere, which is acceptable.)
By their face, it should be clear that they are enjoying at least part of it. They should be doing it not just for the money, but because they like it, or they're interested in the art of sex.
Clearly drugged out girls uninterested in what they're doing, regardless of how hot they are, fail to suck me in.
I don't watch video porn all that often, but fake moaning and thrown in dirty talk that doesn't come from the heart instantly turns me off.
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Not me man we part of the TANDA BOYZ from GOA INDIA bitches my uncle Ashkar runs the biggest gang in this entire tri state area bitches not like you pussy ass american crips, mexicans and nazi bikers. Imagine all those groups combined x4 in size and everyone is Indian and lives in the same area.
We infiltrate the local government and our reach extends to military and high level politics. We get MAD CRATES of firearms from China, we have missile launchers, mines and full combat tactical gear. Personally I have fired tens of thousands of round of heavy machine gun or UZI fire at our rival gangs who are now all dead.
In my neighborhood if any of you come by look me up. Panaji in the south slums area is where you can meet us for arrange pickup and you can see we own all the territory from Mumbai to Ballari
We also supply big industrial business,. millions of dollars with multinational corporations we take their contracts.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Agoraphobia has very little to do with dating or relationships in general. Agoraphobia is really just another fake "disorder", characterized by a kind of stupidity that fools the person into thinking they have issues with closed spaces/being trapped, basically an irrational fear, used by the medical industrial complex to make themselves trillions of dollars off these unwitting said stupid people.
What's the mental condition that forces stupid people to be know-it-all bullshitters on the internet?
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Originally posted by Grimace
Remember LOGIC? That cunt was psycho. She fucked like, half the forum and even tried sinking her fangs into me. She was gonna buy my plane ticket to come out there and plow her box. Hah!
She TRAUMATIZED me with that raw pussy. I was SO inexperienced, like 18 years old, and she put that pussy on me like the DEVIL.
She put on a Mitch Hedburg album and told me to focus on the JOKES while she SLID up and down my cock!
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I totally see where you're coming from. But the grief and mourning are very real. I spent more time on Totse than anywhere, so it's like losing a loved one.
The fucked up thing is that I don't mourn like this when family members die.
It makes me feel like kind of a dick.
And you're 34? You're almost as old as me and your mouning this? I don't think you've hit that point in your life where you noticing that time flys by.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
We could get fucking RUINED drunk and get a shitload of face tattoos and we'll all pile into a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant, but in the backseat. I'll lean over the seat and place a cinder-block on the accelerator and we'll have a fucking disco ball in the back and shit and we'll be passing the bottle and the crack stem back and forth and then RisiR leans over and jerks the car into gear and with a powerful motion and fury, the car catches traction and takes off. We're just bangin out in the back seat like a buncha thugs, drinkin liquor and smokin crack, no seat belt on because we're bosses, and the car is rapidly accelerating to over 100MPH when it veers off the road and slams into a ditch, ejecting all three of us through the windshield and scattering us throughout a field. We call out to each other, through a mouth of blood, "D-d-duuudes? *hack, vomit, spit* it hurts bad man!" and then we all EXPIRE in the field.
That's what I want
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I was searching for something and came across a funny Bill Krozbypost, so I took a minute to cobble together the Best of Bill Krozby.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was molested when I was 5 years old
i have 2 felonies
I dated this lady that was 10 years older than me last year
I was yelling "what the fuck!" and this asian bitch nurse came up and was like "you're handcuffed because you tried to fight the cops"
I actually did a jock strap basket ball shoot for a guy once and came
i have the others herpes
I quit paying child support, partially because i didn't have much attachment to my kid
So now I'm trying to normalize my drinking because I'm obviously an alcoholic
I was arrested for sexual assault.
he tells me to take off my clothes or else he's not going to give me the money, I go ahead and undress
I was molested
luckily i never cared about my daughters mom
several times when I was 19 I had guys comeover and pay me to watch me fuck my girlfriend, ,one guy even touched my balls while i was doing it… One time I made 300 to let a guy take pictures of me nude while he smoked crack.
I WAS MOLESTED!
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Originally posted by playingindirt
actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.
I've heard this.
When I see them washed up on the beach they always just look like stumpy fuckers. I mean I read alot about coastal sea creature but I didn't think they had tentacles that expand and wrap. Granted there are different types. I remember as a kid there was some migration of jellyfish and they looked like hamburgers looking down from the peir and there were fucking hundreds of em. Scared the shit outta me. I see the one pictured below wash up on shore alot
oops wrong pic
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL
I grew up near the ocean my entire life. You feel a sting you swim.
Maybe I'm just a bitch then but when I felt that shit my ass started running
Originally posted by ohfralala
I wouldn’t let Donald Trump touch me with a bag full of money attached to a 10 ft pole. Fucking barf.
Not sure if I've bragged on this, but I made it to Donald Trumps Twitter page, AND got to shake his fuckin' hand :)
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Originally posted by DietPiano
We are dirt boys running around in the dark on a space rock, colors and light are not real, we just perceive them as real as our eyes can translate sunlight into brightness and colors.
Be a floating space rock dirtboy with me!
dirty kids live forever
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you'll be right back baby believe me its only a matter of ti-- TIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
so I went downtown with my friend and her boyfriend Samuel and we were doing a bunch of things and then we were walking along and we found a guy laying on the ground with a person on top of him who was his cousin and she was like help help ya know and we were like ok ya know lets stop to help so we stopped to help and shes like omg hes dying and as it turns out
he died. and i was there for his last moments, I laid beside him like a kitty cat and spoke to him and he had a faint pulse and I was like 'purrrr dude. cmon. dont die on me man.' and he was just kinda blankly staring back at me but I KNEW he KNEW i mean he could see me I know it but yeah he just was close to being dead and it was the weirdest thing I've ever done maybe, how I maintained eye contact with him while his cousin was sort of crying there too , and my friends were behind me, and there's this club right next door with a huge patio and the beats are blaring and all that just a downtown funtime scene and here I am, with this guy, and he dies.
the paramedics came eventually of course and there was fanfare what with their sirens and flashy lights, but nobody but just a few us knew what really happened to that guy. everyone else probably it was just some dude with a broken leg.
then I came home and listened to mariah carey for 4 hours XD
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Originally posted by RisiR †
The words "small" and "penis" in succussion are like a Bat-symbole to summon SpectraL so he can fight against the common believe that he infact has a "small" "penis".
Watch.
"William" "Taggart".
I did the floating mirror thing the other day while playing some funky Anger Inc. tunes and shouting your name but the only thing that happened was the water turning to piss.
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